2005 Monkey Festival: Real Monkeys & Olsen Monkeys!
Tuesday, November 29th, 2005 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Monkey with soft drink in Lopburi, Thailand. Funky lookin' Olsen Monkey in NYC. Images come courtesy of Getty Images.
Here @ The Bastardly, we never pass up an opportunity to post pictures of monkeys. With the world renowned (not really) Monkey Festival in northern Thailand going on, we decided to post cool pictures from the festival in conjunction with the Olsen Monkeys!
Enjoy, fellow monkey lovers!

























oh man, that is really sad because the monkey is waaaayyy cuter!! let's do this again with mariah carey & a different monkey.
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what is she doing with her lips...it looks wierd and they both do it. is it coke face, or what?
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Now that is some funny skag!
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Yay monkeys!!!!!!!!!!
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yeah, i dont know why they feel the need to accentuate their already enormous features. they have huge eyes which they open wider & full lips & they do that ridiculous pout.
they look like creepy dolls. i am sure the comparison has been made before, but if you go here there are plenty of mini me ashley & MK's.
http://www.thisisblythe.com/
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I think when she puts her lips like that it means "I can suck cocks. I can be better than Paris Hilton."
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Keemee, you're a genius!
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MARY KATE AND ASHLEY LOOK PRETTY.....SO HU CARES WAT U SAT OK !!!!!1....HOW CREUL ARE U !!!!!...SO WAT IF U THINK THEIR UGLY...LOOK AT UR SELF IN THE MIRROR!!!!......
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U fucking idiots MK and Ashley prettyest women on earth,u sad twat u say anything like that and I'll smack ya,I'll cut your balls u fucking peddik!!!...xaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.........;DDD
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ashley actually looks very pretty..........
'cept her lips, 'course......................
how does mk manage to look scarier in every picture i see of her>??
and her lips look all shrivelled and disgusting..........poor girl
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They remind me of the girl in the 8th grade who looked like she spent a lot of time in her room crying and her dad was a vietnam vet and the one time I was over at her house we had to be really really quiet so her dad didn't freak out on us.
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why does ashley always make that wierd face, you know, pursing her lips like that? is she trying to be a sexpot? you look like youre on crack, and crack is wack!
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(absolutely cracking up!)
HA!
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