Caption This, Bitches! (Slutty Kim Kardashian Edition)
Friday, April 25th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
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I have nothing bad to say about my Kimmy. Lol. I love this girl.
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"No WAY am I sticking THAT in my ass!"
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"OMG, Jackson! That must be . . . what . . . 10 inches"?
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slutty kim kardashian edition? wtf.. is there any other type of kim kardashian? when does she not look like a diseased whore? hate this bitch.
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i agree with #1
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"Damn, girl! Lemme feel your ass . . . It's even bigger than mine"!!!
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"Five dudes at once for a record deal? SURE!"
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This is how many guys I pleasured at the same time last night!
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I wish more girls were like Kim. I would love it if half the women out there were her clone. I love her. I love that ass. That is all
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"heres a hint ladies, i just give it five finger grip then gently blow on it. it'll go off like a NASA rocket"
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"...for more whore tips read my up coming book. "Once a lady, five times a tart"
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It was this big and I took it all
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"Five Guys Burgers & Fries,that's how I keep my ass so fat."
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5 bucks is the rate if you dont like it go see my fat sister she charges 3.50
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"i have five convictions of curb crawling and soliciting sex for cash. i have outstanding warrants in the state of Texas too"
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"the ear-rings were five finger discount... if anyone is asking"
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"...oh thats strange, it's the fifth time i've been called a whore tonight... and i only just got here"
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She is hot...But Negatives WAAAAAY outweight Positives:
1. Super High Maintenance
2. Into Dark Meat
3. Into Water Sports (oops thats a positive)
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"And then I told Reggie that I'd blow any 5 of his offensive linemen if he won the rushing title and bought me a new car with his bonus money!"
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"A bukkake scene? Ok, but no more than 5 guys. I do have standards."
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"yeah my ass is big and hard to wipe...but see...no mr. hankey spots..."
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"5? 5 dollar foot long!"
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Hey bastards, if you want a hit of Kim's ass, it's gonna cost you FIVE DOLLARS, biyatches!
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Forget the shocker, I want the whole hand tonight Reggie!
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"5 gallons of cellulite in each butt cheek?"
"Not quite.... it’s more like 9 lbs."
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