2009: Another Great Year For Megan Fox! Ow!

Thursday, December 18th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

From the 2008 MTV Movie Awards

Under normal circumstances, seeing the same chick at 30-odd premieres across the globe over the span of a couple months would get tiring, but when it's Megan Fox all we gotta say is, "Bring it on, baby!!" Let's just say that as long as Megan Fox is decked out in super tight mini dresses, Jackson & I will gladly post each & every pic of her from various viewing angles.

With 2009 right around the corner, let's talk about upcoming Megan Fox flicks:

Jennifer's Body: It's releasing on Christmas Day, but deliciously caters to the Bastardly Horndogg Community who don't give a shit about Brad Pitt's Benjamin Button & Tom Cruises's Valkyrie. If you wanna see Megan Fox dressed like she's pictured below, go check this movie out.

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Sadly, news leaked earlier this year that the topless scene was axed from the official release. Definitely sucks balls, but still better than watching Tom Cruise play a Nazi soldier.

Anyway, once Jennifer's Body starts to fade away early in the year, the buzz-building machine for Megan Fox's summer epic kicks in. We're talking about Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen, of course! It's around May that we'll be seeing Megan on the cover of every magazine known to horny bastards. I bet she's probably at some NYC studio right now getting hot pics of her snapped wearing little or no clothing. Good for her!

Aside from those big projects, a smaller, less hyped project is Megan's involvement in Fathom, another comic book story in which she'll play the lead character, Aspen. This is still underproduction with no set release date, so let's hope it makes it to the theaters. Regardless of what happens with the production, I'm very intrigued about the project after reading a brief synopsis. Check the summary below:

Fathom begins as the cruise ship Paradise arrives in San Diego 10 years after it was reported to have disappeared. A military quarantine was established to cross examine the crew and passengers, however no one on board knew that they had been missing. Compounding the mystery was an amnesiac girl discovered by the crew while the Paradise was still at sea. The girl could only remember that her name was Aspen. Aspen was taken from the ship by a vacationing naval officer named Captain Matthews, who adopted her and raised her as his own. Aspen has a strange attraction to water, and spent much of her youth swimming, eventually making the US Olympic team for the 1988 Seoul games. She even wins the gold, but has her medal taken away after she gives an abnormal response to a drug test. Afterwards, Aspen attended UC San Diego and received a degree in Marine Biology. She is then invited to study at a top-secret underwater science facility known as the DMD, or Deep Marine Discovery. The DMD is a joint project between the United States and Japan. The facility was built over a strange underwater craft of unknown origin, which both nations study to determine its origin. However, the Americans and Japanese no longer trust each other, and rely on an intermediary named Cannon Hawke to share research data. Aspen is also introduced to a mysterious man who somehow entered the DMD and requested to be placed into a tube filled with water. He requires no air, leading the DMD to deduce that despite his appearance, he is not human. [Read more...]