Adriana Lima & Heidi Klum Sign Autographs @ New Flagship Store

Photo Credit: Splash News
These were snapped at the new Flagship Victoria Secret Store on Lexington Ave in Manhattan.

DAAAAMNNNNNN IIITTTTT!!

I walked over to the new store on Lex & 58th after an unfulfilling trip to watch the lame Rockefeller Center Tree Lighting Ceremony. God, w/ performers like Miley & David Cook dishing out corny Christmas songs, I should've known it was going to suck balls. And, who the hell knew that Adriana Lima was signing autographs at the store just hours before?! Fuck!! I feel like kicking myself in the balls.

Anyway, setting aside all the excruciating pain I'm feeling right now, after looking over the pics it's pretty obvious that Adriana looked fabuloso at the signing event, which Heidi Klum also attended. Side note: Does VS have to couple Heidi w/ Adri in all these events?! What happened to Candice or Alessandra, damn it!?

Also, just in case you bastards missed it from yesterday, Adri & Heidi were on the Morning Show with Mike & Juliet. Check the video!

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ok so adri can look amazing one moment and the next she can look like your average girl... i'm so confused. here she looks so fucking boring

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 1:56pm
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average girl?! Where the fuck do you live?

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 1:58pm
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its called "Imagination Land" where all girls look like this and shit cotton candy.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 3:28pm
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You didn't do Adriana any favors with that first picture on page 2. It should be retitled "The Bastardly Old-Looking Hands with Hairy Knuckles and Arm Cam."

Damn telephoto lenses. Just when you think there a flawless woman really does exist......

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 2:25pm
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i would kill to lick those those hairy hands! As we've stated on numerous occasions, hot women with hair are still hot.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 2:32pm
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In that case, may I suggest a Bastardly Matchup between Adriana and Alyssa Milano? Pictures have to be from the elbows down so there's no bias based on their faces. All about the hairy arms and hands.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 2:58pm
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the true supermodel is obviously Heidi.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 2:36pm
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Agreed. Let Adrianna have 3 kids, and then we'll compare.

Adri is beautiful, no doubt, but Heidi is a damn WOMAN.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 3:09pm
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Agreed. Let Adrianna have 3 kids, and then we'll compare.

Adri is beautiful, no doubt, but Heidi is a damn WOMAN.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 3:09pm
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now that would be something i'd like to see. Moe kicking himself in the balls. record that shhh and post it. DO IT! DO IT!

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 3:22pm
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Heidi looks awesome. Adriana, not so much.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 3:27pm
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Does VS pay you guys to pimp out Adriana Lima & the rest of her cohorts?

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 3:32pm
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both fugly and overrated... look at that pic adriana is holding, you can tell what wonders photoshop does.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 3:36pm
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Adriana's jaws look huge and manish here. And she looks like she's high, or something.

She needs more makeup, her eyes don't pop out as they usually do in these pictures, and her eyes are pretty much her only redeeming facial feature.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 4:13pm
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I think its time to retire for Heidi Klum!!!

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 4:22pm
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Amazing pics, stunning. Though the arm hair would slow me down just a tad, would take me about 12 second to cum instead of 8.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 4:24pm
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her skin is flawless, incredibly perfect i wouldnt mind to have such a great face skin..

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 4:59pm
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Freeking Jee Jeepers! Everyone of those lucky hairs traps the scent of a goddess. No problems in this end of the court.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 5:08pm
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Heidi needs to leave, she has major crows feet and is old. she needs to leave the modeling industry.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 5:40pm
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Heidi looks about sixty years old next to adriana.
Adriana looks DROP DEAD GORGEOUS in these. That dress is weird but she really carries it off. That shade of red suits her colouring. It would have looked better with a lower neck though...

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 6:35pm
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Adriana is looking gorgeous

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 7:01pm
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Adri looks good here. I wasn't feeling her in the VS show this year, but she's back to form in these pics.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 7:21pm
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Looking fantastic as ever

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 8:03pm
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Adriana's dress is very boring. She should show more cleavage.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 10:17pm
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Adriana looks amazing here, i like the dress and hair. As for the hairy hands, well if this woman comes and tells you that she wants to date you, then tell her " sorry you may have gorgeous face and body, but your hands are a bit hairy, so iam sorry i'll pass". Heidi looks very good also. Despite her age she is very pretty, although the time of retirment should be close.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 10:21pm
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These pics prove yet again how average-looking Adriana is. It always looks like she's stuffing nuts in her cheeks. Never got the hype over this chick.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 10:24pm
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heidi is so ugly her face looks like a skeleton

Friday, December 5th, 2008 @ 1:38am
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IF I WAS THERE,I WOULD GRAB ADRIANA BY THE HAIR,PUNCH HER IN BOTH EYES,KNOCK HER RIGHT DOWN IN THE TEETH(KNOCK ALL HER TEETH OUT),THEN KICK HER IN THE FACE,BREAK HER NOSE,KICK HER IN THE PUSSY. I FUCKING HATE HER. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS SO FUCKING SPECIAL ABOUT HER ANYWAYS.

Friday, December 5th, 2008 @ 3:35am
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ok, so you've stopped wishing for them to die of aids, i see we're progressing. keep up the good work..

Friday, December 5th, 2008 @ 3:45am
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ahh heidi looks more scary than her blue skin halloween costume KALI. heidi looks like shit compare to GODDESS ADRIANA

Friday, December 5th, 2008 @ 5:16am
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Lima is gorgeous

Friday, December 5th, 2008 @ 6:12am
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are par pe degete :)))) oricum ii hot

Friday, December 5th, 2008 @ 2:56pm
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HEY WUSSUP WITH THAT CHICKS HAIRY ASS ARMS, IS SHE SERIOUS?? SHE WAXES THAT VAJAYJAY BUT CAN'T WAX HER ARMSS EWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Sunday, December 7th, 2008 @ 10:36am
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