Alessandra Ambrosio Baby Shower Pics; Bastardly Not Invited.

I think she's lookin average here..

She looks weird close up.

are you guys crazy?? she's gorgeous!

she looks pretty and full faced. Moe needs to tap himself on the back for the caption on the first pic. that got a laugh out of me...

after seeing d55's new pic my honest opinion of an expecting Ale is "So What!"

Word..I shouldve been invited to it as a stripper...

Can you say Whore?

oh SHIT!!! pajama party!!!!!!

Jello Wrestling!

#5
after your comment, i went to check that out. DAMN...!

cute =)

she is pretty, nice party but waaaay to many pics with all the possible poses

Looks a bit mannish.

She still has a manly face and probably some of the most unattractive female feet I've ever seen. But they look happy together so I wish them all the best.

d55, you just owned your jealous stalkers with that pic. Ow!

People who have children out of wedlock are disgusting. You got knocked up and the guy didn't dump you on your ass, so at least have the decency to commit to giving the child 2 parents.

PS How fukkin hard is it to use birth control?

i never really liked models. they're tall yeah fine, long legs.
but look at their feet...REALLY MANNISH.

i saw this model like woman walking down the street today in 5th ave.
looked at her feet they looked horrid and manly.
yuck.

I don't find these women hot...Jesus Christ, just because they around Alessandra doesn't mean they're hot. Not even Alessandra is looking good in these pictures.

Alessandra looks amazingly radiant and gorgeous. It would be great for all woman to look this hot preggers ;)
@5- are you nuts? you're comparing this hot supermodel to some average joe bod everone sees daily? nahh..
@10- are you d55? lol

Ale looks gorgeous and has pretty hair

she looks very beautiful here. i'm now wondering if these photos were staged. lol. they have to be. but she looks wonderful.

Absolutely gorgeous!
Ah, she is looking so happy and sweet!

Damn cute!

She looks great here. Not her usual supermodel self, but still gorgeous.
And how did Moe get these pics????

BarkMarkin
I have 20 bucks, all in ones.
LOL

MOst of them are fug. The only hot one is Alesandra, she's so gorgeous!

The question is: Will we see Alessandra in the next VS Fashion Show?
I really hope so.
Does anybody know if she is about to give birth?

15. Too Stupid to Use Birth Control (Uncertified Bastard)

"PS How fukkin hard is it to use birth control?"

1.I am not on birth control as it makes me feel ill
2. It messes with your hormones and some people don't like that

umm maybe the dumbass should have learned to use a condom?....

she is looking surprisingly good.

You guys are all crazy, she looks amazing. Even all of your precious Halle Berry had a fucking bloated face and body while pregnant, Alessandra is carrying it all in the belly.

pic #2 - made me laugh on the bottom picture! LMAO!

the rest of her, wow! shit tight, cute and super hot!

@28

why the fuck would he do that? seriously he is set for life. she's pulling in like 5 million a year and on top of that she's a victoria's secret supermodel for christs sake!! by planting his seed in this broads womb he is guaranteed supermodel money and supermodel sex for years to come. the man is a fucking genius. that being said i hate him and everything he stands for.

The girl to Alessandra's left (the one next to the ugly one) is very hot.

did she ever have a nose job? she's cute, but not her best right now...bony lookin feet too. she's pretty though, just a lil average here.

her boyfriend is kinda cute, i guess

I guess how gorgeous the rest of her is... compensates for the ugly feet.
If I ever get pregnant, I'm gonna refer to her pictures to know what to wear..

She's not that beautiful, just because she was a model and all the mags speak highly of her looks does not make her any special. You can find better looking girls in any upscale mall.

It would be nice if some sniper took a shot at this whores belly and did the world a favor.

boify needs to shave his beehive
and do something bout that hair...

AMAZING!! :))

<3

38 Shaun, what a shitty thing to say. Why would someone say that to any pregnant woman?
Just seen d55's pic and I have got to say she has a hot body. Way better than Alessandra.

she has got an ugly face, but the rest is good.

Shemale baby alert!!!

nn boy 'cauze she got a lil less hotness what means bo !! you'll se guys

to all the birth control people, maybe she wanted a baby?!! maybe they dont want to get married. I never want to get married but probably in ten years or so il have kids. Does that make me a whore? ANYWAY i dont like her boyfriends face. He has no top lip, i dont trust him.

She's taller than her boyfriend if she puts on any kind of shoes other than those sandals. He's a bastard anyway for what he did (lucky SOB), but to represent for all the short men out there? He's the man!!

i agree with 15..... she got pregnant like 3 or 4 months of dating this guy i give it 2 or 3 years he is going bald also..... she is going to be just like isabella fontana getting married just because she got pregnant and then a divorce after two years.... dumb bitch

awwwwwwwwwww 18 is jealous

Ale looks really happy...you can see it in her eyes...and i agree..the other chicks are not hot at all

Alina,
yeah, Ale said in an interview that she wanna have a lot of babies...hopefully, they will all be from the same guy

18 lucc
"are you d55, lol"
What the fuck are you "lol'ing" about? that is not funny, it's just stupid...

d55
nothing is more annoying or stupid than this little fan club you got going. i swear... what is with these people.

Loki i swear its because a lot of girls cant handle it when another girl has a hot body/face whatever. Its sad. Like i have some friends who try and get you to wear really horrible outfits and make up and stuff so you look shit on nights out. I dont get it at all.

Ps i dont think i have a hot face or body i just meant loads of girls want others to look really bad for some reason

41! are you d55 promoting your self??
you bitch you are insane!
just to mention then that i have notiched a hotter pic than yous in the bastardly community. it comes from vanos28
hey vanos is that you? if you are a guy is that your friend? hot!

^ yeah, i am flake now...what a psycho...jesus, fucking christ.

yes you are fake, everybody that visits this site after a while knows that you have many fake ids. it has been mentioned everywhere. sorry bitch but you have the rumors...

i am bored to login
first of all it's "i am too bored to log in"
"i am bored to login" makes no sense. thats how i know you're an idiots. their are typos and their are fucking numb skulls. you fit the latter. the fact that you think everyone is d55 isn't surpising since you clearly are a fucking retard. now log in before you make yourself look a bigger tool...

57,what another id of d55??? if not then what?????? are you her lawyer??????????? shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!! what do you care???? its not your business how i wrote my name!!!!!! i could have my reasons you know... just you like to insult people without an obvious reason reason, (i didnt talk to you!) according to freud this is complex!

^ Pam?

i am too stupid to login
no matter how annoying you find d55. you and your little fleet of dickheads are 10x worse... trust me. you have nothing to do with yourselves. you follow d55 around like mindless ducklings. you clearly have it in your schedule to take the time out of your day to see if she on the net... thats sad.
now i'm stepping in cause i'm sick of seein' you and your witless insults. you bother me. good enough reason? i don't give a shit.
and i know what reasons you have for the name... the reason is (as earlier expressed) you are a total retard. "i am bored to login" hahaha! what sense could that possibly make, really.

That is not d55's photo. Otherwise she would show her face.

No I am not d55. We have different tastes OK. What the hell is wrong you ppl? First you use my nick name and start fighting with others and now you accuse me of being d55.
If I compliment d55's body it doesn't mean I'm in her fan club or whatever. So if I were to diss d55 I would be a hater and if I complimented her I'm a fan (incase that fan club comment was directed at me if it wasn't then no harm done)
If I think she has abetter bod then Ale it's MY opinion.
Only reason why I complimented her here was because I can't leave comments on her profile is becuase I was a certified bastard but I forgot my password. Anyway I prefer it like this too.

im guessing she doesnt show her face because the psycho stalkers she has on here might recognise her. I wouldnt show my face either, its too dangerous.

i'm too bored to log in is clearly too tired to be able think rationally, too...can't you see you bitch face...it's not just about me anymore...thats why people are butting it in...you turned the bastardly into stalking d55 and you're shocked people are annoyed by it? yeah, thats not my body...you cant believe it cuz you're one disgusting fat fuck that couldnt dream of a body like that in your wildest dreams.

Aline,
one even knows my birthyear and i never even gave it out once on here!!! I am starting to think they might have even run background check on me and might even know where i live...creepy

i just posted something and its not there!!! what is going on????

it's not Pam writing the comments about my body...Pam saw my body with my face attached to it and even said my body was hot...it's that psycho sunny-bunny person who got banned last year...she began to change nicknames and is posting under different names because she is too scared she will stick out with one nickname and get banned again...she even said if i get banned, dont you think there are other computers i can use to get on here? LOL psycho is planning on using other computers to be able to harass me on here...i bet she would check into a library just to be able to get on here and keep on talking shit...whats scary is that i can actually see it happening....you dumb ass...if you had put your ambition and energy into a personal goal, it would have come true by now.

"i just posted something and its not there!!! what is going on????"

you dizzy bastard. GTFO!!!!

65, you cant believe it cuz you're one disgusting fat fuck that couldnt dream of a body like that in your wildest dreams..... blah blah blah....
without proofs you just saying. yeah you convinced me...

60, i replied to you but the comment didnt post. i dont bother to write all again. so in simple words: my name is a joke between me and my friends. not your business to know more! i dont stalk d55, she is everywhere on this site, and everybody calling her bitch, i am not the first one! are you stalking d55 and you think i am doing the same? poor little maniac!

The same goes to you d55, if you used all the energy you spend on this shit towards your goals you would be successful. Focus.

what's the joke? please do tell. maybe it's one of those "you had to be there" type... either way. no matter what you say. you're a complete dykie-loser.

69- "my name is a joke between me and my friends"
LOL

you sound like a hilarious bunch

Yo loki, what's up, it's been a while since I checked the front page comments. Not much has changed it seems. Doesn't it seem sad, that you don't check this stuff for months and you come back and it's the same users arguing and doing the exact same stuff? Get a dildo or something.

70,
i am already accomplishing my goals unlike your loser ass who cant even believe a single thing i say about me, including my getting ready to go to a med-school...i dont know a single thing about you period...you dont even have the balls to stick to one name, no pic, no nothing..yet, you keep running that fucking mouth of yours nonstop about me...get lost, already...damn

69,
yeah...i am all over the bastardly just like every other person that get on here to comment but out of everyone else, i bother you and stick out to you because you keep focusing on nobody else but me!!! you're a stalker, you fucking fool...your name is not a joke among your friends...you're a joke in this world...period

gets*

HEY Manolo!!!
yeah... i'm finding myself getting sucked into this witless exercise. i've just had enough now. these girls come on here and talk shit none stop. d55 never instigates a single word. they just follower her around and destroy any post of interest. they need to disappear now. enough!!

the least you could do would be stick to one and keep on running that mouth of yours which i would love to shove a jumpbo size dildo into to to stuff it cuz that seems to be only way to shut you up...but what do you? you fucking take over the entire website...you fat, ugly, psycho, obsessed, stalker loser

Yeah, I agree. If there is a post that goes over 30 comments, you know what's in it. Truly sad.

Aaanyway, no models on the baby shower, but most of those girls are fine. And it looks like the boyfriend is the only dude. Seems like paradise to me.

damn, her boyfriend is really ugly

78,what's the joke? please do tell. maybe it's one of those "you had to be there" type... either way. - not your business

no matter what you say. you're a complete dykie-loser. - just words - no arguments.. pathetic!

79,you make no sense! the only thing that i can notice is your agressive ill personality with poor arguments like your 78 friend. now i now why you are friends. you have the same problems

don't remind me. the guys a lucky bastard!!! creampied ale, got her pregnant, gets to chill in girls only paradise... DAMN HIM!!! lol

^^last comment for Manolo

i think the boyfriend is gross but each to their own hey! i would have thought shed be with someone more manly. Hes like the brazilian Spencer Pratt to me.

#82
their isn't an arguement. what have you been saying for the past few comments...? nothing!!!! you've just been making yourself look a fool. and thats my arguement/point... you are a fool.

85.
Jamie Mazur is American.

I am bored of d55's mouth, can someone else suck me please?

Is it true that if you ignore the trolls they go away?

87 is he? oh well he looks like the dark haired version of Spencer Pratt then!

88,
yeah, you fucking wish you could have d55's mouth anywhere near you...it would be my hand stuffing a big broom up your ass and watch it come out of your mouth as you twitch in pain, begging me to take it out

@ #89, not for this kind it seems. They troll themselves.

88 was pajek by the way

90.
Yep. From California.

please, please, please can a female interact with my penis. d55 sucked me off (in my mind) but mind sex isn't all it's cracked up to be. i need pleasures of the flesh damn it.
i am a tool...

man, i am done with this shit...i got so caught up that i forgot to realize I feel like a middle school kid, fighting over the internet with kids that say, 'I'll kill you!!!" you know empty, nonsense talk...this is ridiculous....Alina and loki, let these dumb asses keep on talking...clearly, they have no life and this is what they keep doing it...we're giving them the fuel they need...this is most likely the only human interaction they ever get in their lives period.

Why don't they post comments that are long? Even when you break them down? I didn't post any link.
I posted on another thread and nothing coming up.

has my english improved?

94 now you've said that i realise he does look like a californian boy

86. if there isnt an argument then why you answear?!!!! i didnt talk-attack to you, you did! so my point is that you are making stupid arguments so you are fool!
by the way i have life and plans (not like you...) so i will stop for today to spend my time with your confused personality!

^ no, you're stopping because i told you i was done with you...you want my attention so fucking bad...you just made it so clear...i love it...so clearly, ignoring you is gonna drive you mad...well, you have it, psycho bitch...you truly have it...yeah, keep on telling yourself you have a life...by having a life, you mean stalking me...then I agree with you...you definitely have it LOL.

You are the attention loving whore. Can't stop. Go ahead and give in. You need to be noticed. Yep, still here.

101, i was talking with 86. why are you answearing????

now you 2 really make me think that you are the same person

ahh, this has no end! fuck off for today

"why you answer" "i am bored to login"

lol. you speak like the incredible hulk and you calling ME a fool? that may be the biggest insult i have recieved on this site, lmao @ you!!! good! you're done. my mission is complete. begone...

Ah. Nice. Peace and quite. So, to the subject at hand, the post. On photo 1 Loki, who would you pick (given that Ale is taken). I got the one in between pink and black.

106, nothing to mention anout the 103,104 comments? just grammar?? hahaha you are fool because dont have arguments as usual! its my choice to live the site you cant control me. but with the low level personality that you have ofcourse you believe it....

i think the one whos crouched down at the front is pretty

i think thats ales sister manolo.
i'd take the brownbaggable one. she may be the "easy lay" of the party. (somebodies gotta clear up the trash)

most pregnant women have a beautiful glow about them.....I think A.A. looks pretty bad really.....and all the big belly shots are pointless. The child will have it made though and the dad too if he plays his cards right.

Hahaha, nice Loki. I agree Alina.
I thought her sister was the one next to her. Anyway. When do we leave?

108
i thought you were fucking off. bah.
look! i have nothing to say about your comments. what...? you want me to trake you seriously? bitch, i could give a fuck about the senseless air you spout. go away alreaady. you're like a wasp by the hammock... all so annoying. so please... begone...

106. by the way 'why are you answearing' is correct!

'answering'

manolo
as soon as humanly possible... you got my plane ticket dude? you're on travel duty...

log retard person
"by the way 'why are you answearing' is correct"

thats what i thought. so why does yours say "86. if there isnt an argument then why you answear?!!!!"

now go away i'm having a conversation now.

113. you are annoyoing. you have no arguments and you dont know grammar (though you make pathetic comments on it).

you started this! i didnt talk to you! you are wasting my time! shut up! and i will stop. maybe you should leave the site...

just ignore it loki. Its brainless.

by it i mean #118

117,if you want grammar lessons you will have them! why do you answer is a state and then we use present simple. why are you ansering is an action in progress and then we you p.continuous. if you have a mind... think a little bit you might understand. pathetic stupid thing.

i dont give a shit about you converstation!

Alright Loki, I got the tickets. You got the booze though.
Alina you want to come? There's only one dude there and he's taken, but I'm sure we can come up with something.

i am bored to log
i am bored to the point of apathy...
hahaha! what do YOU want me to say? sounds like you want me to repeat myself. i already told you that you are a stalker type internet loser who goes around arguing with people and i would prefer you to shutt up. however you are very persistant. your comments are inconsistant too. you don't make any sense. you say you're leaving but you're still here. you have a stupid name and when it was brought to your attention, you had a stupid answer to cover it up. you have the worst grammar. to a point, your grammar sucks even when you are correcting grammar. you have no sense. that is why you could sit here and go back and forth with me all day. cause this is entertainment for you. cause if your name has any worth... it's the "i am bored" part. you clearly are just that. a bored stupid, dumb, idiotic, nim rodded, dick munching, ball sucking, pussy selling, std spreading, breath stinking, body odor having, fat bitch!
run me off the site? try me BITCH!!!

Please let it be a girl, please let it be a girl. Because you know Alessandra's daughter is just going to be gorgeous.

Of course, if it's a boy, he'll be gorgeous too...

im there manolo!

123, blah blah blah.... who can prove that i am wrong?? when you say i am wrong this doesnt mean that you are wright! why are you still here? you have friends here... all your life is this site.... you are pathetic! you started this ridiculous conversation and you keep going. dont you see that you have the big problem????? dont you see that you go around arguing with people?????? ofcourse you cant see it! insane people never admit that they are insane!!!!!

hey bastardly team, what is going on and i cant post my comment????? i have to post them twice otherwise they dont post.

they probably dont want you to post beacuse nothing you say makes sense. Why dont you just leave it now. Its really boring. Please do not respond to this.

128, no you just please dont respond to this, you are really boring and your friend lokiman

Can you please leave. You're bored anyway, so go have fun somewhere. We're trying to arrange a trip here. What's going to be our baby shower present for the happy couple?

not my fault what you started. you stop it first and then i will

Hmm some platforms for him? A good looking man for her?

Ok, you get the platforms, I think women can shop better. A good looking man for her... hmmm... me me me!

ok that works. I'll put in a call to Tom Cruise see if he can hook me up.

@134 LMAO...get shorty

bored whore
no! i have friends on here cause i ain't an anti-social bitch like you! nobody likes you... so whos the real loser. how many people think you're an idiot compared to the one (you) who disagrees...? thats basic ratio there. therefore i think it is YOU who is the oddity. GTFO!!!

Gettin really sick of all you "bitches"..... all you do is come on here and fight and insult each other.... WTF... is that what this site is for ? If it is i'm gettin the fuck outta here......... SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSHOLES

With that being said, this is the most adorable woman on the planet and I could only wish I was the one that planted that seed. I'd love her forever....

And thats the bottom line................

136, you have friends here because you cant have friends in real life!

is that what you're coming off with? lmao! you don't know me fool. that just shows (yet again) how random and stupid you (and your comments) are? and you want me to have more consistant comments? i can't take you seriously.
you've made me become what i hate. your type. now Stone Cold now in the place i once stood. annoyed at people like you and me... the bitches. go away now.

140, hahahahahahaha, what are you talking about? you dont know me either so how can you tell about me??? so my answer is:

''how random and stupid you (and your comments) are? and you want me to have more consistant comments? i can't take you seriously.''....... does this remind you anything??????

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

how the fuck did he do that?
post outside the box?

i am a genius! this is for lokiman - to shut his mouth

FIRSTLY....SHE IS BEYOND GORGEOUS..SHE IS A RADIANT AND BEAUTIFUL PREGNANT WOMEN AND HER BOYFRIEND IS OK LOOKING BUT I AM SURE HE DOTES ON HER AND LOVES HER. I WISH HER ALLLLL THE LUCK AND HAPPINESS IN THE WORLD..

NOW TO SOME OF YOU ON HERE.........FIRSTLY WHY ARE YOU GUYS WASTING TIME ARGUING ONLINE WITH PEOPLE YOU DONT EVEN KNOW.. ITS REALLY ANNOYING FOR THE REST OF US JUST TRYING TO READ POSTS ABOUT THE SUBJECT AND COMMENT.....THAT IS JUST SAD THAT YOU GUYS WASTE YOUR TIME LIKE THAT.. SECONDLY ALL OF YOU SAYING HOW UGLY SHE IS....WE DONT BUY IT FOR A MINUTE.. YOU ARE ALLLL JELOUS. I AM PRETTY SURE SHE IS WAYYYY HOTTER THAN THOSE OF YOU WHO CRITISIZE...SORRY....JMHO

oww, she looks cute and happy, they all look happy
and she has beautiful feet! lovely long toes - but I forgot, you Americans love short sausage like toes
I'm amazed her feet aren't all wrecked like most models from wearing those heels and tight shoes - many women have to get surgery to even the toe bone out...

are you still in here talking shit? whatever you were talking about with the "hahahahaha" crap, went straight over my head. i have no idea how that was about. "genius" ha really? which concludes my initial thought. you are a dumb, stupid bitch. that last comment made no sense.

too bored to login... too fat to fuck

hahahhahaha loki thats so funny

when is she getting back? i'm in the mood...

is i am bored to log in a girl? i seriouisly thought it was a man, i guess just the way he/she came across

omg bastardly...you are such STALKERS! hahah

hey lokiman you are soooo obsessed! i told you i have life and i had to go... i feel sorry for you

^^^ you are shit at this whole insult trading game, ain't you? you haven't said anything of worth for about 8 comments straight. lmao! you're just trying to get the last word now... you can have it.cause you are fucking laughable.

ahahaha loki dude. that f hilarious..

that shit was hilarious lokiman. you got skills.

RESPECT Loki, RESPECT!

ale you are soooooo sweet! wishing you all the best!!!!
her fucking bastared boyfriend is sooo lucky! I am jealous!

you people are crazy!!!

158 you are sooo cool, you dont give a shit about anything

BUT BOTH OF YOU have to stop! you dont have the wright to mess up ales site! thats RUDE!

copying? lmao! i'm serious done here. if you couldn't pick up on the sarcasim there, then you are truely a bigger dickhead than i thought. either you're a very young girl or thee dumbest fucker i've encountered on this site, EVER! go and have your last word. since, lets be honest... it's gonna be some bullshit.

163, sarcasim? = even worse!
people with big minds always come up with something new and impressive! they dont waste their time to sarcasm the others!

sarcasim = i am making fun of you... why? = because i like to insult you.
why? = because it makes me feel better... why? = because that way you look a bad person, why i like to make you look a bad person? because i am not able to improve my self so i have a bad opinion about my self. So i am fucked up! BUT my ego doesnt accept it! So if other look crap too then i am fine! which is the easiest way to make others look crap? = by INSULTING them!
so we come back to what i said again (a long time ago...) about freud and complex!

your words:
'you're just trying to get the last word now... you can have it.cause you are fucking laughable.'
'go and have your last word. since, lets be honest... it's gonna be some bullshit.'
SO:
you said once that i can have it and then you repleid (wtf?!) = stupid
and then you are changing your mind (!) and you said lets play... = non mature
and now you repeat i can have the last word again so you stop the play again which you asked for = coward!

you are spot on, and it was fun. bye bitch...

Ok she is pretty but not a beautiful woman; she just had luck to become a model and with her manly face that helped her a lot also.

With photoshop of course she looks hot and amazing, who wouldn't?

Her nose is ugly, one eye is not good...not beautiful..forget it!!!!

NEXT ONE PLS>

Fanatics can be so blind!!!!!!. The close up pics what a big noseeeeeeeeee...is that hot too? LOL lOL

Her hair color doesn't match it....so ugly.

i am bored to login- seriously. dont bother arguing, because you need to string together something coherent, stop blabbering nonsensical shit, and learn some English. Proper English. And above all, please do get a life.

ONE WORD: UGLY

well she's gorgeous..damn its Jamie Again! short! short! short!he'll soon go bald...

she isn't pretty. I find her smile very cute but the rest pffffff.

It better be a girl, girls are much more cuter,less annoying, and sweeter.
Pray for a girl.

I have a nice pearl necklace for her as a presant.

She looks so great!! Is that AndrewLauren she's wearing? sooo cute!!!