All Hot Chicks Need To Wear Heidi Montag's Heidiwood
Monday, April 14th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: AXELLE/BAUER-GRIFFIN.COMSnapped @ Heidi Montag's Heidiwood for Anchor Blue Fashion Show held in Hollywood, CA
From the looks of it, Heidi Montag's line is made for the sluttier slutty valley girl, so naturally we're going to promote this line more than LC's. LC's looks like it's more for the typical emotionally high maintenance sorority hottie as opposed to the cheap date / one-night-stand Heidiwood customer.
And yes, it's totally possible to tell what kind of people will wear what kind of clothes.
Here's LC's clothing line...
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No Moe. She doesn't have an ass. Stop lying to yourself.
Oh wait that's right...you find that transgender Alesandria bitch hot.
Sad...
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She does have a nice ass! Her legs are really hot too.
Didn't these two break up? Not that I care.
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She has about as much of ass as she does a natural rack.
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disgusting. trasahy.
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Her ass is small, but nice. A woman doesn't need an ass like Kim Kardashian to have a nice ass.
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You know what she looks ten times better then she normally does.
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She better have a nice body,with a face like that...
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Oh yea, and her "boytoy" is fucking ugly.HATES HIM!
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yeah she actually does look a bit better than usual.. her hair looks disgusting though.. looks like someone fucked up there.. but her overly makeuped face is looking good.. all that plastic surgery was good for her i guess.
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fuck that. a woman dont gotta have an ass like kim to have a nice ass but this bitch is ugly and her ass is not nice. jessica alba has a nice LITTLE ass but its a beautiful thing. this bitch is gross. johnnymak how come you say bad things about everyone? i have a feelin youre an ugly fat chick who says bad stuff about every skinny girl just to make yourself feel better about being "curvy" and to convince people being fat is being a real woman.
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She's a clam.
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WOW, nice!! There's hope for me yet! :) J/K, I have more of an ass than her, maybe not much, but still more...
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I'd like some Heidi ass, not big, but nice...
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i think her ass is nice
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Heidi has nice feet too. I hate her big fake boobs.
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I hate this woman with a passion but I wouldn't say no to that ass. Nothing a brown bag and some duct tape wouldn't fix.
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That outfit and her shoes are so tacky. I hate animal print, looks so cheap. Bue her legs and butt are definately cute.
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d00ds, dont spencer look AMAZING with his awesome flesh-colored beard? it looks so badass, he could like be the next rambo or something
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Hate to say it, but this is by far the best she has ever looked. That being said, she looks like Madonna, and last I checked Madonna is 48 years old. Time will not be kind here folks.
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i'd tap it on her forehead. biatch has louboutins too, i dig the sling back and peep toe. i've done worse tho.
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Ohhhhh Jaclyn Jaclyn Jaclyn. As a former BLotD, we've got a pretty good idea of what your bum loooks like. Believe me, your bum is quite nice. We're fans of that bum. No, seriously, I'm thinking of starting a fan club. Bi-monthly newsletters, member t-shirts and the whole 9 yards.
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I would not want my girl to go out in public like this, but she could prance around the house like that for me.
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"All Hot Chicks Need To Wear Heidi Montag's Heidiwood"
Yes, but think about all of the ones who are going to try to wear it who aren't! It's not going to come in size S only, like the bastardly tanktop!
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she isn't that bad to me, she looks pretty as nice, cute looking ass an legs...
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Do these girls actually design this stuff or do they just slap their names on it?
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Skanktacular.
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They probably come up with basic concepts but then I am sure that real designers actually make the clothes and then get approval from Heidi or whoever.
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Jaclyn - White girls can have good butts too!
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LC's stuff looks like all the other stuff I saw at the mall today. Heidi's is a little trashy, but somewhat original.
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Her ass and legs are nice...her face and man are totally annoying.
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I don't like LC's clothes at all. As for Heidi's clothes, booty shorts (and animal print for that matter) have been around for a long time. She hasn't come up with anything new there.
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Hallery - True, but it looks like LC used a trash bag for her inspiration. It looks like some thought was put into heidi's clothes....even if it was how can we make a woman look trashy.
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Heidi's clothes are definitely sexier. LC's clothes are boring. I would wear the shorts, but probably as like part of a costume or only at home kind of thing. I would never wear that LC stuff anywhere.
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yuck. It looks STINKY and ROTTEN.
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I have a really nice image in my head right now!
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Go to bed! ;)
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After you.....;)
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Her ass looks like two duelings glad bags full of ricotta cheese.
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i wanna put my WOOD into Heidi
my WOOD + HEIDI = good times
coz she actually looks good here, gams are nicely toned
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She looks like a prostitute next to Spencer, he's wearing a suit, she's wearing hot pants and a skanky top.
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Nice ass!
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if her goal that night was to achieve a sexy look... she cetainly never let herself down... HOT DAMN!!!!
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Kenny Lingis, I totally agree with your theory about Johnny Mak.
I used to think he was just an angry man who could only get fat chicks but actually BEING the fat chick makes more sense!!! This was like the Caramilk secret for me...I can be in peace now. lol
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This looks like some shit you'd see in the bargain racks at TJ Maxx, or on Home Shopping Channel. What made these skanks famous in the first place? Being on some weak ass, "drama'd up", reality show with spoiled rich kids in it? I'd pee in her butt, but I'd definitely take some money out of her purse before I left....
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That set of legs looks very nice, she should be in the movies industry.
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I would like to see Kristen Cavallari in the same outfit and see who looks better. I think Kristen would look better, but I don't see her wearing something like this.
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SHE HAS A JAW LINE LIKE THE KID FROM MASK ,WAY TO BIG
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Nice pins. Nice calves. Yes. Hm.
I hear you ACE and agree.
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nice ass
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#40...I was gonna say the same thing. Where the fuck can these two be going where he's wearing a suit and she is wearing that skanfit?
That being said...she does have nice legs. i dont see an ass so i cant rate that. Her man and her mug are definately annoying.
Spencer is such a douchebag!
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# 40 Megan: "She looks like a prostitute next to Spencer, he's wearing a suit, she's wearing hot pants and a skanky top."
I agree, she looks great. Love her.
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She doesn't really have much of an ass. That's why those shorts look good on her, because her thighs don't look like an explosion at the cottage cheese factory.
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DAMN HER CHIN IS HUGE!!
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i'd hit it
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Heidi would be pretty hot if it wasn't for that huge man-chin of hers. She needs to file that thing down.
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I'd bounce that up and down on my pole at least five times a week... you can take LC and Audrina.... wrap them in plastic and send them to Georgia.. this one needs a Stone Cold "work out"...
And thats the bottom line............
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and......... lose the douchebag and step on the Stone Cold love....
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that has got to be one of the finest asses in hollywood
damn
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She's one large c*&! and a bad camera angle away from being porn star.
At this point, she may as well take all the way. Come on Montag!
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Too bad about her busted face!
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I hate to say it, but her body is looking really nice here. Minus the titties of course
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Needs a Sex Tape Out! Watching her get cracked open by Spencers 10inch will give her a top selling clothing line..Posh if she would have let us see her stuffed by Becks 8inch fatty she would still have her line in stores.
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She has the kind of ass that all woman wish they could have.
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Christian Louboutin shoes automatically makes women hotter, it is a universal law. Unfortunatly for Heidi she is the exeption. Please brown bag her....
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Really nice feet, and those Christian Louboutin shoes are best part of her outfit.
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I'd tap that from behind.
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Best shes ever looked.
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She can't get pregnant the way that most of you guys want to hit it, and that's a good thing. Amazing how she's morphing into Paris Hilton (Pic #8 show that she's starting to look like Paris).
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