Amy Winehouse Goes Topless On Caribbean Beach!
Monday, December 22nd, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: BIG PICTURES/bauergriffinonline.com How do you run away from the cracked-out British paparazzi? Easy: You fly off to the Caribbean with a bunch of friends & run around topless on a public beach!
Sorry for screwing up your Monday morning, but trust me, there's nothing else out there. Have fun commenting on wig-less Wino's sexy bod! We here at Bastardly have seen much worse over the years, so let's just remember to pray that one of favorite VS Angels decides to pull this type of topless stunt! Ow!
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Yum, yum, give me some!!!
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LMAO!!
I guarantee most people wont get this.
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Don't hate, just squezze and celebrate!
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How do you go from crackhead rail thin to beer gut in a couple of weeks? This chick is amazing! Thanks guys my curiosity couldn't resist looking (like a car wreck) and now I'm left with a permenant soft on!!
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You know those starving African babies with the huge bellies? I'm thinking it's probably something along those lines.
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Her boobs are better than i expected. If she gained a few pounds, and worked out she'd maybe have a decent figure. The beer gut is not becoming. That being said...i still need brain bleach. Blech, Amy Winehouse topless! Curiosity killed the cat.
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You despicable Bastards... I wont be able to "function" for at least a week... my eyes may be burned out forever... is the criteria for posting pictures bare breasts? There are some things that are not meant to be seen... this is one of them... back to my earlier proposal.. a Bastardly poll of the top 10 women we NEVER want to see on this site again... she would qualify!
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wow to save yourselves.. dont look at theese, you probably will anyway and then regret looking
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my eyes they bleed they bleed!
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should of listen to me :)
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If she's looking for needles she go to the Jersey shore.
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Amy Amy Amy! lol I love her albums (although what with the emphesima she can't sing live anymore). She has gained weight which might be good, although the chances are that it's just bloating from liver disease in which case she's not long for this world.
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Where's a Killer whale or a white shark wen u need one...but i guess not even shark wanna eat that!!
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Ugh, I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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Honestly...I thought this would look worse. Maybe she'll make a comeup to pre-crazy Amy Winehouse and then do a tour with Britney Spears and Iggy Pop.
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Coulda really done w/o pic 6. *throws up a little in mouth*
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It looks like she's picking her ass. Eww! I also had a baby-barf.
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Or tryin' to find it. *blurrgk*
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Next time can we get a warning label before we proceed to the picture.
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amazing voice but she looks soooooooooooo disgusting
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Best post of 20008.
You know she's the that chick that would just snort a line off your boner
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What a waste of matter. Her voice is unbearable and she's just plain f'n ugly. No talent druggie. Please be at 14 minutes and 59 seconds of this nasties 15 minute fame clock. Gross.
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Now they need to disinfect all the beaches in the Carribean
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I'll never have seafood again.
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Well...... um........ she looks better than she has..... I'm a huge fan, but I find it hard to say she looks "sexy" cause well, she looks kinda sickly still. Poor Amy.
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WTF! You deleted my first post so I'm right!!!
Can the people that run this site explain this to me?
www.moejackson.com/archives/2007/10/01/bastardly-lady-of-the-day-ava
s230.photobucket.com/albums/ee20/Crypsta
Mind you this is not the only case I have found you have most likely stolen pictures from open photobuckets and posted them as BLOTD pics.
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ohmygod. does bastardly really steal pictures for the lady of the day?? That is so wrong (and probably illegal lol). How did you come across this? Hmmm...
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What? Is it impossible for someone with a photobucket account to read bastardly and send in their pics? And yeah, of course I'd expect her profile to be open...she's sending her pictures to bastardly for God'd sake.
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I would guess this is the case. I can't imagine a high traffic successful site like bastardly doing something that would jeopardize their hosting, etc.
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these are bad but the sad thing is she still lookes better than the female users that frequent the bastardly. the men of the bastardly don't like her for she's not fat and not plain
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Well she look much better with some weight on her.
Now excuse me while I gouge my eyes out
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*cries at pic 6* Mommmy whyyyyyyyyyy...why does god hate us so much....
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Shouldn't this beach be closed and quarantined, now?! It's like toxic waste washed up onto the beach.
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lol this bitch is mad
now that she's put on some weight she reminds me of
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/d/db/Princess_Fiona.jpg
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I feel like I just opened Pandora's big box of nasty. Why did I do it? WHY???
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I think it would look good with a brownbag, the boobs look nice and the body not that bad.
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On a second thought, I think I just had a few drinks more than I should.
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is that really her? at least she gained some weight. her tits look better than i'd expect
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Damn! She's put on some weight! Could it be that she's turning her life around?....naaah!
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FUCKING UGLY!!!!! FUCKING FUGLY!!!!!!!
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I thought this chick was close to death. She doesn't look that bad. (compared to someone knocking on death's door)
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Dang, she's even uglier and more disfigured than most Jews I've seen.
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you're a disgusting racist
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Yeah, that's one ugly Jew!
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junglegirl
judging ur nickname, u must be really really ugly. ugly jews???? haha the Jewish girls r the most beautiful girls in d world, naturally. aiight? well I'm a not a Jew but i live around them. Amy is just an exception. they have beautiful eyes and flawless skin and don't need much make up. I'm sure you're one ugly bitch so ugly that u hate looking at a mirror , poor girl...... eww
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yeah a big parrot nose makes you look really beautiful doesn't it? Accompanied with an ugly pale skin contrasted with nasty black hair. Sure, whatever makes you feel better Fuglina.
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I won’t lie, I’m a sick motherfucker. I live the life that most aspire to. I have 4 bedroom/3 bath home. My wife is a fresh and pretty as she was when we met in college. She is still tight too. My kids are gorgeous. My daughter is the president of her class and my son is the captain of the football team and headed to a prestigious college in a few weeks to enroll early. I have a nice cushiony job that pays of 6 figures. Not to boast, but I’m a bit of a looker too. What’s my beef? I hate my life! My whole life I’ve done what was expected and what everyone is supposed to do. One problem, that’s not me. I’m a sick motherfucker. I want to go on 3-day crack binges. I want to shit myself and not worry about it. I want to look like I’m a homeless man selling my ass for a 40oz. Most importantly, I want to fuck nasty cracked out bitches like Amy Winehouse. Seriously, how nasty would that be? The nastiest my wife gets is doggy. Fucking doggy! We’ve been married 23 years and the only time I’ve been allowed to cum inside her was to get her pregnant. My dick is literally going be dead in a few years so I need to use it how I want. Look at Amy, somewhat nice figure, nice tits, trashy sexy tattoos, and a face that looks as if it been on the grill at Burger King. Damn, I’m hard just thinking about Amy and how she moans in her drugged out tone. You bastards ridicule her for you say there is better and prettier out there. Sometimes a man just needs to get dirty. I am that man.
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LOL
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i have a feeling this one is a child molester.
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How repugnant. You are one sick puppy!
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indeed. someone needs help asap
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small and saggy im scared
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still ugly nasty skanky crack head, but not AS BAD as I would have thought she would look. not that I ever spent one second of my life imagining her topless.
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THOSE TETAS ARE ACTUALLY NOT TOO SHABBY, IF ANYTHING THAT STOMACHE NEEDS SOME WORK BUT THE TITTIESSSSSSSSS SUPRISINGLY NOT BAD AT ALLLLLLLL !
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shes fucking looks disgusting... she been tearing everyone's life apart already... london isn't playing nice at all for her...
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