Amy Winehouse Models The Latest in Crackwhore Wear

Photo Credit: BIG PICTURES/bauergriffinonline, April 22
As with most Amy Winehouse pics, I'm at a loss for words. These are so damn ugly that it looks completely staged.

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i think pic 3 is my fave. In fact i am gonna make that my yahoo avatar nwo. hahaha .

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 5:01pm
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She's never been hotter to me.

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 5:07pm
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Is this a fucking monster?

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 5:08pm
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Chapstick!!!! For God's sake get that girl some chapstick.

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 5:08pm
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Chapstick? She'd probably try to fuckin' snort it.

Saturday, January 17th, 2009 @ 7:36pm
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This bitch is so super, fucking HOT!

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 5:11pm
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haha i give her a 4000394495 stars out of 5!

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 5:12pm
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Drugs are bad . . . m'kay?

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 5:13pm
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come on if you looke dlike her wouldnt you do drugs too?

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 5:13pm
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#5 LOL that fucked up chick needs a hell of a lot more then chapstick...

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 5:18pm
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JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!! and I am not calling his name in vain, I think I am calling him for both of our sakes, for her and my eyes!!!!!! man this got me catching flies

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 5:40pm
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So sad.. I think she has HIV.

And she used to be so pretty during her Frank Days!

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 5:42pm
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Yes @9. If I looked like her,I would do drugs. Lots of them.

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 5:45pm
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LOL, she keeps scratching herself. Crystal meth obvs.

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 5:51pm
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This isn't even remotely funny...

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 5:58pm
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lol @ 8.
To me she is more ridiculous than ugly

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 6:06pm
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And the music industry gave her an arm load of Grammys...

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 6:06pm
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I couldn't even look past picture 3.

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 6:07pm
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They should put these in every high school girls bathroom! Scared straight!

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 6:07pm
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they seriously should. i bet it would work wonders

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 6:12pm
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apparently she ranked like one on some UK name your hero/heroin crap... I think they had heroin and heroine mixed up...

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 6:13pm
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bwah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah,hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, ha

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 6:18pm
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you know what she looks like in pic 3? remember the ape suit jim belushi wore on the train towards the end of the movie trading places? yeah, like that. she looks like that ape.

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 6:19pm
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I think someone should shoot this ugly creature and put her out of her misery...that goes for the dude also...

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 6:19pm
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i think she should go America's Next Top Model

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 6:20pm
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she looks like the uglier version of Kim Kardashian.

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 6:24pm
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oh be nice yogi. She is way hotter than Kim Kardashian

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 6:25pm
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this is ONE FUCKED UP BITCH or DUDE!!!!! I really hope she commits SUICIDE.................take one for the TEAM!!!!!!!! and DIE!!!!!!

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 6:27pm
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That is a fucking train wreck. I'd probably vomit if I saw her in person... she really needs to do the world a favor, and crawl in a hole and die.

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 6:40pm
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who do you think is hotter Pete Doherty or Amy WineHouse???

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 6:42pm
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who do you think is hotter Pete Doherty or Amy WineHouse???

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 6:42pm
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biteme- shaddap Pete was really cute predrug days

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 7:07pm
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Keith Richards, Is that you?

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 7:15pm
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Darkness Falls Across The Land
The Midnight Hour Is Close At Hand
Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood
To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighborhood
And Whosoever Shall Be Found
Without The Soul For Getting Down
Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell
And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell
The Foulest Stench Is In The Air
The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years
And grizzly Ghouls From Every Tomb
Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom
And Though You Fight To Stay Alive
Your Body Starts To Shiver
For No Mere Mortal Can Resist
The Evil Of The Thriller...

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 7:39pm
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Why do I feel the need to go to the Free Clinic after looking at these... Blah...

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 8:01pm
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AHH! someone feed her before she dies and give her a shower afterwards quick

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 8:02pm
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Disgusting, I agree this is beyond words ugly,she looks like a homeless/crazy/junkie thing. She has a HUGE voice but she´s lost, remember when she was pretty and weighed more than 90 lbs.

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 8:08pm
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ON pic 4
she looks a mixture of a opossum and bette midler from Hocus Pocus LOL

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 8:09pm
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Sass I remember when she weighed above 90 pounds - I must have alzheimer cause I don't every remember her being pretty.

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 8:11pm
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I BET HER COKE BOOGERS WEIGH ABOUT AN EIGHT-BALL A PEICE,WITH THAT FUCKIN AIR GRABBER

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 8:17pm
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Scary, disturbing, and downright sad.

Next time they try to make you go to rehab, you might want to go go go.

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 8:18pm
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This is quite sad, not remotely funny.

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 8:38pm
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PAGE 4 IS FREAKY

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 8:51pm
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I think she will be around for a long time. Woman drug addicts outlive male drug addicts (Like Heath Ledger). Courtney Love is still kickin too.

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 9:11pm
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@ 36. LMAO! Oh, I love Vincent Price's "rap". But you forgot to write the laughter (that is priceless, come on...).

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 9:14pm
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These pictures are just so incredibly awesome! Amy brings the people together. Continue to bless us with more of your antics, crackwhore goddess.

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 9:38pm
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@ Eve

i didn't think i could do it justice...

BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...see...very lame...

on a side note, noticing the PRICE-less laughter was missing...was an unexpected pun...

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 9:45pm
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@ Ninja...yes, unexpected (but also unintentional from my part).

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 9:56pm
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...and this on the same day that Amy Winehouse was named as the ultimate female hero for UK youngsters under 25. You really don't know what problems my country is in! (Pete Doherty, another drug addict who's currently in jail was named the ultimate male hero for those under 25).

http://ukpress.google.com/article/ALeqM5iBn5uc6lVkqDtn7TXUUJLzLF2t7Q

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 11:17pm
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wealthykiss dotcom

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 @ 11:47pm
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That is a man.

Thursday, April 24th, 2008 @ 12:20am
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23. damnable

you know what she looks like in pic 3? remember the ape suit jim belushi wore on the train towards the end of the movie trading places? yeah, like that. she looks like that ape.

Haha!!! You mean the one that raped Clarence Beakes?

46. lady chatterly (Uncertified Bastard)

I think she will be around for a long time. Woman drug addicts outlive male drug addicts (Like Heath Ledger). Courtney Love is still kickin too.

Um. . . Keith Richards? Ozzy Osbourne? Nikki Sixx?

Thursday, April 24th, 2008 @ 2:00am
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wow is that Kim Kardashian POST lipsuction and post 15 minutes of fame when shes sucking cock on the street for food money?

Thursday, April 24th, 2008 @ 6:00am
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..........................

this has GOT to be a joke. i didn't know it was possible to be that freakishly ugly.

Thursday, April 24th, 2008 @ 8:10am
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wtf is the hole in her arm on pic 4?

Thursday, April 24th, 2008 @ 8:35am
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@56 the devil...
nah, ape suit worn BY clarence beaks!

Where'n the hell is beaks!???!?!?

Thursday, April 24th, 2008 @ 9:13am
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i am sorry, and god, please forgive me...but at first i laughed...it might be because this is so tragic...you know how some people laugh during the most serious situations...on page 5, it looks like 2 zombies are walking around the city after they ate a couple of human brains

Thursday, April 24th, 2008 @ 9:33am
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Is she one of the background dancers of MJ's thriller ? wow she looks like amy winehouse, i wonder what happened to that zombie ..

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 7:42am
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I wonder when she's going to throw her ballet shoe's away..
I see those almost on every picture by the way and its not pink anymore, its black..
She must be that high that the colors are intense

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 7:47am
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OMFG!!! this shit is so fucking disturbing!!!

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 8:28am
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oh my.........um thinking no thats too mean

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 4:50pm
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Ok.. umm? ..I am utterly shocked.. like WOW.. I mean..? DAMN, girl?? WTF DID YOU DO TO YOURSELF??? Perhaps, she was really going for the "I'm-a-desperate-crack-whore-give-me-needles-look?" --All she's missing is some broken fairy wings.. DUDE, I will do her makeup for her, even though I'm a guy. And what is up with those tore up ballet shoes.. they aren't even cute and they don't even match. Her hair looks like she's been mopping all of London's streets with it for a week. And, with all that FRIKKIN money she got after winning "6 grammies" or something, you would THINK that she'd go to a dentist for a simple teeth-whitening???? If everyone would go to page 4.. what... the F*CK is that disgustingly repulsive scab on her left forearm? She is completely gross and so is her man. But if we tell her to go to rehab, she'll say "no, no, no." o_O She makes me seriously cringe from the inside out. See children--this is what you don't want to be when you grow up. I can't believe people have been supporting this... this.. THING? Anyway.. I need to stop. Thanks for revealing the real Amy Winehouse.

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008 @ 7:01pm
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