Ashley Tisdale Rocks A Bikini on January, 2009 Shape Mag Cover!
Monday, December 29th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
If you wanna see some candids of Ashley in a bikini, check here, here, here & here! Excuse her douche bag boyfriend...
Tight fit. I bet she's a tight fit. Don't care about the nose or the face. All I care about is body and how tight her skinsleeve is.
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Her body is nice in this picture (although lets not forget how air-brushed it is). Her face is remarkably plain, just really really plain.
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It kinda looks like her head has been pasted onto somebody elses body.
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The cover of this magazine looks the same every month. I was thinking they shoot pictures, paste the intended cover person's face on to the model's body, and pretend from there...
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Wow - she looks amazingly Beautiful!
Don't really want that magazine, but I guess I'll have to buy it just to see more of Ashley's perfect body.
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Good thing they didn't show much of her chicken legs!!
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Damn . . . that face. I just can't get passed that face.
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I saw an interview in which she said she works hard and likes showing off her body. For a girl her age, her body is nothing special. I'd totally bang her, but you'd have a hard time finding an 18 or 19 year old girl I wouldn't bang.
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dude you're sick! put your cock down and step away from the little girls!
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18 and 19 year olds are "little girls"? How naive are you? You must be a woman.
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yes little girls! we all know when you say 18-19 you really mean 14-15 you sick perv. this Ashley Tisdale person looks like she should be in middle school and your pedo ass is talking of "banging" her. i'm not naive. the only people who should "banging" "18-19yr olds" are people in the same age group. HERE ME ROAR!
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Let me explain something to you, every man lusts after 18 and 19 year old women, including every man you've ever been with. They will deny it but it's true.
My name notwithstanding, I am actually less pervy than most, it's just that I admit what I think. The men you have to watch out for are the ones who pretend to be pure of thought. They are hiding some really fucked up stuff inside their heads.
You ought to be glad there are men like me around, because unlike many of the guys, all of whom will look at 18 year old chicks, I also find older women hot.
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really? McPerv is the spokesperson for the male gender. haha sorry fellas you picked a bad one. not everyman lusts after a child. at 18-19 they are still children, maybe not physical but mentally and emotionally. thoughts are just thoughts. i thought of robbing the bank. are my thoughts just as bad as my actions if i did actually rob the bank? if you're an older man then you should like older woman. leave the girls alone.
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18 and 19 year old people are not children, you retard. Maybe you were emotionally and intellectually stunted when you were that age, but not everyone is. You must have been one ugly little girl. My girl friend in high school was 17 when we fucked and she could outfuck any older woman. If you gave me a choice between a 18 year old and a 25 year old I might have a hard time choosing. But an 18 year old and 40 year old? Are you joking? THERE IS NOT ONE MAN ON THIS ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET WHO DOESN'T WANT TO FUCK AN 18 OR 19 YEAR OLD GIRL, REGARDLESS OF RACE, RELIGION OR IDEOLOGY. 18 year old pussy is gold, motherfucka.
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HAHAHAHAHA. Bet you're that ugly even your 80 year old mail lady doesn't want you ;)
BTW, I know you're McPerv, dipshit.
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Nope, just another truthsayer. You ladies need to get real. Millions of years of evolution cause a man to want a young woman, wanting to pork a young woman is universal.
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Go take care of your wife, you 40 + year old nutjob!
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Yeah, it said you were 41 on your profile, and you erased it!! HAHAHAHAHAHA I guess you know now just how pathetic you really are ;)
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YOU GO GIRL! PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE!
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Thanks! MCPERV HAS LEFT THE BUILDING, LADIES & GENTS!!! After an awful performance ;)
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women - 1
men - 0
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LOL. You have me confused with someone else, never had any age on my profile. Nice try, though.
Sorry your man left you for a younger woman, I'm sure it must've hurt.
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AWWW You are just hopeless, aren't you? I'm really starting to feel sorry for you! You come here, after I slapped you and everyone else with the truth about you, and you try to save your dignity. And what's even more sad, you feel the need to make up some stuff to try and hurt me. McPerv, you brought this on yourself, you sleezy whorebag. I really don't wanna insult you any further now.
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McPerv is crying, poor guy. I'm kinda sorry your wife WILL leave you for another guy..maybe she will finally see what a big joke of a 'man' you are. Let's hope so.
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yeah a universal truth for pedophiles. men will pork anything that sits still long enough.
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Mr. Newstead had you been more worried about you partner and not children maybe she would not have let that Spaniard "murder her pussy." being with a female is very simple. kids sit at the kids table and adults at the adult table. men have no business being with girls nor boys with women. its boys and girls. then men and women. 18 year old vagina is vagina. vagina is vagina. i'm sure you'd take any vagina you could get. men are such assholes about their "knowledge" of vagina. you have no clue!
"You must have been one ugly little girl" i promise you this THERE IS NO WAY ON THIS ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO FUCK ME, REGARDLESS OF RACE, RELIGION OR IDEOLOGY.
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Well I don't have any problem with these female teachers having sex with the boys, as long as the teacher is hot there's no harm. We should have all been so lucky to have been getting hot teachers in our pimply, awkward teen years. Deb LaFave was doing those boys a tremendous favor, god bless her.
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you are so sick! boys being with teachers is okay if the teacher is hot? is it not okay if the teacher is unattractive or overweight? what about your daughter, if you have one, is it okay to fuck her soccer coach if he's hot? you my friend are a dick! the world would be so much better if there were no men. the female gender needs to evolve so that we no longer have a need for sperm. the komodo dragon did it why can't we?
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I didn't say it was OK for male teachers to sleep with girls, I said it is OK for hot female teachers to sleep with teenage boys.
None of these boys sleeping with hot female teachers feels any "injury" until all the parents try to be all politically correct about it. And yes, the appearance of the teacher matters. No boy, if left alone, would ever feel shame about having fucked Debra Lafave, but they might regret sex with an ugly teacher. Not saying it's right or wrong that pretty people are treated differently, just calling it like it is.
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She's not 18. She's almost 24. And she's hot. Her body is OUTSTANDING. She has the kind of body that is going to look great when she's in her 40's.
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No way in hell is her body outstanding. She is not in very good shape, and you can see baby fat in her bikini shots (not these airbrushed shots). She also has legs like a 10 year old...they are way too skinny. Her body is AVERAGE at best...I see hotter chicks at the mall!
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Youre an idiot. You need to look at this mediocre twats candid shots and then compare and contrast lol. Im not even sure if that is even Jizzdales actual body. In reality she has fat arms, no waist, a little pot belly, chicken legs and is overall an apple shape. In her 40s she will be a chubby top heavy nightmare with no tits. Open your eyes, this magazine cover has clearly been photoshopped beyond all recognition. LOL at you!
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shouldn't you have a shape to be in SHAPE magazine? a straight line has more shape than this bitch, ignoring her big nose of course.
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Either they photoshopped her ugly face onto someone else's body or they heavily photoshopped her body and forgot to airbrush her face. I'm going for the former.
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Hey at least she has the face of a female. Unlike Maniston.
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if by female you mean a female muppet then your right. tisdale is the fugliest chick on the planet right now.
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especially when compared to you my vincigrassi. want to try this ginger?
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love the body, hate the face
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i saw this mag today. in person, i mean. it really looks like they 'shopped her head onto someone else's body. it's hard to tell in a jpeg, but the real cover totally looked fake.
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Her body is nice, but she's got one of the ugliest ferret faces around.
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ummm...she looks weird here. to me at least.
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oh god! this chick is driving me nuts!!! and totally INSANE!!!
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ASHLEY IS FUCKING UGLY. ASHLEY IS FUCKING FUGLY. ASHLEY IS FUCKING FAT.
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Decent enough body but a real no on the face
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Wheres the fucking brown bag?!
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