Aubrey O'Day Was The Token Slutty Ho @ Declare Yourself's Party
Thursday, September 25th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: AXELLE/BAUER-GRIFFIN.COMThese were snapped @ The Green Door in Hollywood, CA.
So yeah, if you can offer Aubrey O'Day some work, we're convinced she'll allow you to sample her booty in return. The entertainment industry has used & abused the wholesome girl we interviewed a couple years back & turned her into a sex-machine hungry for any type of success as long as it brings in a few bills.
Anyway, enough talk! Have you guys seen Aubrey's latest Complex Magazine layout?! If you're into skanky ho bitches wearing what typical skanky ho bitches wear, then you'll be very pleased...
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Bill Frist?
Richard-SchlichtingReply to this Comment
fristy frizz.
fuqmeisterReply to this Comment
Man..She use to be so cute...Now she going by way of Tara Reid.
Richard-SchlichtingReply to this Comment
The poor dog! Where is PETA when you need them???
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Prudes from PETA are too busy trying to convince Ben & Jerry's to use breast milk (instead of cow milk) to make their Ice Cream.... How odd is that ????? Freakin Liberals
Stone ColdReply to this Comment
PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) Liberals start out with good intentions and then they always take it way too far.
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And just what part of a "cow" does milk come from? Cow's milk is breast milk.
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Hey I'm a liberal and I can see that stepping over the homeless guy to throw paint and spit on the lady wearing a mink coat is wrong.
Richard-SchlichtingNot all liberals are whack jobs.
The cause is good....The methods are extreme because they wouldn't get noticed otherwise. Anyone remember Greenpeace? Always over the top...Well that was because other wise they would be protesting to an empty audience.
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Pasteurization ruins any motherly intent in the milk.
Richard-SchlichtingReply to this Comment
I still find it to be unnatural
Bellezza ItalianaReply to this Comment
I will agree that its not the best method. On the other hand I've seen the videos where they skin these poor animals alive and Ive seen the undercover investigations on slaughterhouses and its horrific but Im being hypocritical b/c i do eat meat. What can I say I love gravy w/ meatballs
Bellezza ItalianaReply to this Comment
I will say that its unnatural to drink any kind of milk esp another species past a certain age, since milk literally is for their offspring to grow up healthy but to suggest breast milk??? Come on, Im not even gonna go into all the wrong things with that statement from Peta. Like the above statement, good intentions and then they take it overboard
Bellezza ItalianaReply to this Comment
Totally overboard....But I think as I said above that is for the attention.
Richard-SchlichtingAs far as human breast milk and Ben and Jerry's. How about PETP. People for the Ethical Treatment of People? Where are they going to get all this breast milk.
Imagine the long term implications. What do you do as a career? I'm a breast milk provider?...Do you have to go to school for that?
A cow can't go to school...Therefore we use it for what it can produce...Just like we do everything else in society.
Do I want the cows that give milk to be able to frolick in the pasture? Yes...and studies show that milk cow produce better milk when they get to go out on the town.
Did you know they sell unpasteurized milk? Some states can't legally sell it as produce, but you can buy at from the farm directly. It seems weird, but there are a lots of good bacteria that get killed in the process.
Plus the pasteurization industry is fighting it.
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yes, I have read about it. Some mothers like to give it to their children instead b/c of the benefits, sometimes kids got sick from it though. Funny comments about the breast milk Richard. I could only imagine how much $ it would be. It would be like liquid gold. Ben & Jerrys is already a little pricey for the amount you get.
Bellezza ItalianaReply to this Comment
That poor dog. Aubrey is such trash; once Danity Kane is dropped from Bad Boy, her only option will be a contract with Vivid Video.
Some GuyReply to this Comment
Don't worry. Diddy will probably drop the whole group after there latest album. Hell he did it to Dream. Remember them?
Richard-SchlichtingReply to this Comment
so how many black guys have blown their load on that plastic grin of hers in the last 3 years?
25? 26?
i think i'll take the over on that bet.
wisebloodReply to this Comment
I love whores, ergo I love Aubrey.
If she's been hanging out with J. Jameson and regularly banging black men, I promise you that she is an incredible fuck, worth every penny.
No one teaches a white girl how to fuck like a black men. I think we should take a moment and thank all of the black men who have taught our white women how to bang.
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amen.
MoeReply to this Comment
don't mention it dude, the pleasure's all ours
jamiesonReply to this Comment
You're welcome Sid. Every black man knows that nobody gets wetter than a white woman. I think it's primitive: when they're with a black man they need the extra juices for the extra inches.
Some of my best have been white women, and white men just HATE IT!!! As the old adage goes: Don't hate player, hate the game...
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Is that true? No one gets wetter than a white woman? I thought that's what they said about Asian women.
When I was in college, I was at a party, and there was this guy from the football team, he must have been 6'4, 250 pounds, and he was in the corner of the room with this little white girl, she couldn't have been older than 18, about 5'2, 100 pounds, blonde hair, just so cute and innocent looking.
Long story short: it got late, everyone got fucked up, things got crazy, and next thing I know, that we all know, that little white girl, whose name turned out to be Megan, started giving the big black football guy a blowjob, and I mean, his dick was huge; just long and wide and black. Everyone just kind of stood there, drinking their drinks, doing their drugs, watching this cute as a junebug little white girl just DEVOUR this guy's dick. Then, he tells her to stand up, he turns her around, pulls down her little cotton shorts (she was wearing a pair of heels with the shorts, along with just a t-shirt, she looked so freaking hot) and starts fucking the shit out of her. I mean, he was not gentle at all. He put his dick in her and started POUNDING her. And still, we all just stood there, watching and listening (sample of some of what they said to each other: "I want you to fuck me harder." "Yeah?" "I want you to pound my pussy." "Like that?" "Harder. Fuck me harder. Fuck me hard.").
Needless to say, the whole thing ended with the guy shooting his load in Megan's mouth, her swallowing it, and the guy looking at her and saying, "That was so good, momma."
But I'll never forget that while I was watching all of this, the guy standing next to me, another average white guy, leaned and said, "I wish I could fuck like that." All I could do is nod. Megan was probably the hottest girl I have ever seen in real life, and I'm sure there were a lot of guys at that party who felt the same way I did, but after seeing what that guy did to her, I mean, he just owned her, I mean, where do you go from there? Everytime I saw Megan on campus I was intimidated. She was like a wet dream come to life. That football guy made me proud to be a man.
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eeeew black guys, gross
jennylablech blech ugh blech blech blech blech
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great story. v. Ed Yang-esque
jamiesonReply to this Comment
great story. v. Ed Yang-esque
jamiesonReply to this Comment
LOL. Someone watches so much porn that he thinks watching interracial porn on his computer screen with his hand in his pants is the same as actually leaving the house. LOL.
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Face is off but she looks great. Ftw aubrey.
jennylaReply to this Comment
That's some straight up donkey punch material right there...
Callipygian JonesReply to this Comment
Bitch looks like Ashley Olsen if she went through puberty.
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what an icky mess. she looks like fucked up tara reid...and for being the token "hot" girl, she's ugly and kind of lumpy around the stomach/hips area
gabriellaReply to this Comment
She looks like a $2 crack whore....what that's an insult to $2 crack whores everywhere....Diddy must be hittin that bitch hard if he's put up with her crazy ass for this long.
Don't be surprised if she pops out some fugly lookin Diddyetes in the near future.
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she has a lizard on her head
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she looks like a porn star
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