Audrina Patridge Endorses Starbucks Frappuccino!
Monday, July 7th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
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She looks very Morman in the first pic. Quite like her outfit, though.
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I like that dress, and the shoes aren't bad either. This is an outfit that deserves better than Audrina. I don't like fake boobies, and she got herself outfitted with a bad pair. She used to be okay when she was just a glorified extra on the Hills, and now she's totally overexposed, not pretty enough to justify all the attention. But anyway, that's a sext dress and it would look better on about a million other women, some of them online Bastardly users.
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She totally smokesin these pics. Must be the fact that she is hiding her eyes with teh sun glasses. How could you say no to that!
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I think Player is right, she looks so much hotter when her eyes are covered....
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She looks like a stripper leaving the club after her shift. Her boobs hang like a watermelon on a hot Sunday afternoon and I am a hungry, dehydrated man who's in dire need of fluid replenishment; instant Viagra.
http://chronicle.augusta.com/stories/070308/met_464367.shtml
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Hmm I like her watermelon too. Thanks for the link Krist!
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You're welcome. I just bought a crate of watermelon and a bottle of Viagra. I am experimenting on which one would work quicker and give me instant result. I am betting on Viagra, but you never know.
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yeah...actually...when you can't see her eyes....she's great.
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UGH!!!

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Mmm... I love the milky smoothness of those legs!
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Amen!
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I just HATE STARBUCKS!!!!!!! Iremember when there coffee was $1.40!!!!!
FUCKING BASTARDS!!!!!! FUCK STARBUCKS!!!!
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Buy a Tassimo Coffe Machine. They only cost 130 bucks. Think of the money you'll save. And the coffee taste delicious. No bitterness. And there are a lot of different choices as far as what discs you can buy. Every morning I pop in two Gevalia espresso discs, one Seattle's Best morning blend disc, and one Creamer disc (real 2% milk). Press the button and lickety split, you have a great cup of joe for pennies on the dollar.
BOYCOTT STARBUCKS.
Actually, I see bad times ahead for Stabucks. With the price of gas headed towards five, six, seven dollars, and a trip to the market costing close to 100 dollars just for the essentials, people are going to have to start cutting out frivolous expenditures, a 3 dollar cup of coffee that taste like vomit being one of the first things to go.
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You're not the only one:
The Kid From Brooklyn on Starbucks
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am i only one , who notices that her ankles are chubby..?
i mean it is so weird because rest of her legs are gorgeous, but those ankles looks like from different person
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What an awful boobjob. Her tits are about a mile apart.
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Chubby Ankles??? Wow you are picky my friend. My hat is off to you for your interesting ankle fetish.....
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Hillarous caption....and her?, well I would definetly motorboat those jugs, till they exploded. Screwed up eyes and all, I would do her, no second thoughts about it.
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Is she retarded?
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she looks like a fucking gorilla with big ugly boobs.
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Yummy as usual.
AP is HOT!!!!
Pretty face, yummy boobs and mile long, sexy legs!
I want her for a Xmas present!
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SHE HAS ONE OF THE BEST BODIES IVE EVER SEEN
SERIOUSLY CHECK OUT ANY BIKINI PIC OF HER...
PERFECTION!
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