Audrina Patridge Hits Up A Douche Bag-Only Pool Party! Ow!!
Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
Even though this looks like a total cockfest, the few hot chicks in attendance makes the party slightly worthwhile. And, what's up with the lone brotha sitting poolside?!?























Audrina's sister is MEGA HOT. Some of those tat's suck... but I'll let it slide. Gotta love damaged goods! :-P
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WHY DO ALL THESE STUPID CUNTS WEAR HATS IN A FUCKING POOL
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She and her plastic-surgeon-fucked-up-fake-boobs are nasty as hell.
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ooo God....that pool has to be the mother of all STD's combo's!!!...that water is radioactive!!
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"And, what's up with the lone brotha sitting poolside?!?"
Come on now. You know we don't know how to swim. But on the real - there really are too many Peckers at this Pool Party.
And agreed Xerces on the sister is way hotter.
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lol @ THE BASTARDLY LOTTA FAT CAM. when i saw page 3 pic 2 i thought "who invited Fatty Cake to a pool party". i guess Moe did too.
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Those tits are fake, and spectacular.
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All the meantime dude is grabbing those mellons underwater like a milk hungry baby!
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Who knew the fucktard fashion accessory for pool fun was a hat. So many douches have there specials hats on in the pool.
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Ugly girl with a really bad boob job.
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Douchebag central indeed. As hot as this chick is, she has wasted talent. Sorry, make that no talent.
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The fucking guy kept holding on to her. Doesn't he know she floats?! Those bouys can navigate on water efficiently without assistance. Ceiling eyes even had GPS installed in those suckers.
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The "Bastardly Lotta Fat Cam" is pretty funny.
Her tits look so fake and so gross here.
The pool party looks like a major sausage fest, to say nothing of how douchey all of the guys look.
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they tried to re-enact the boston tea party however no one brought any tea bags so they decided to use d-bags instead.
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I wouldn't go that party. I'd have to tread water in the shallow end. That would make me angry and I would have to drink the water until it became empty.
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so did she get a new Douchebag or is that the same douchebag?
either way...that seems like a good place to do some douchebag shopping.
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he looks like that australian dude Audrina dates during one of the episodes on the hills. If its him, lucky her. He is HOT
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wow talk about a sausage party....
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Who the f**k are all these people? OH yeah, hanger-ons, leeches, mooches.
Yep, it's the scene even tho she is a d-lister.
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Skanks and hoes galore.
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Fake tits and no ass.
/not news
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It's a gay tit soup of sadness
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i`d be disgusted swimming around with all those people...it`s like bathing in vaginal-ass discharge
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Sausage fests are automatically failures.
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at least shes not hanging on justin bobby
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as long as the dude has money and fame, she'll suck it out of him.
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WTF you can see the whole outline of the entire implant in the smashed boobs pic. Pathetic whore didn't even TRY for a realistic look, just picked the biggest implant the surgeon could possibly stuff into her gaping, bloody hacked up breast wound. Disgusting.
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They're gonna pop!
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her tits were fine before, check those nude photos from when she was 18
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She's still got that retarded look in her eyes, like she just got pounded over the head with a mallet.
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u know whats effed up man
*sigh
when ur a token in real life hopefully unscripted situations
personally
i'd jump off a cliff
:-/
lol@JTChicago commenting on everything in site
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All you crackas stop hatin on the black brotha. He's there to keep all the white wimmen happy coz you sure can't needledicks lol
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