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Audrina Patridge Hits Up A Douche Bag-Only Pool Party! Ow!!

Even though this looks like a total cockfest, the few hot chicks in attendance makes the party slightly worthwhile. And, what's up with the lone brotha sitting poolside?!?

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Audrina's sister is MEGA HOT. Some of those tat's suck... but I'll let it slide. Gotta love damaged goods! :-P

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 @ 2:25pm
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WHY DO ALL THESE STUPID CUNTS WEAR HATS IN A FUCKING POOL

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 @ 2:26pm
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She and her plastic-surgeon-fucked-up-fake-boobs are nasty as hell.

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 @ 2:29pm
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ooo God....that pool has to be the mother of all STD's combo's!!!...that water is radioactive!!

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 @ 2:30pm
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"And, what's up with the lone brotha sitting poolside?!?"

Come on now. You know we don't know how to swim. But on the real - there really are too many Peckers at this Pool Party.

And agreed Xerces on the sister is way hotter.

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 @ 2:31pm
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lol @ THE BASTARDLY LOTTA FAT CAM. when i saw page 3 pic 2 i thought "who invited Fatty Cake to a pool party". i guess Moe did too.

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 @ 2:32pm
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Those tits are fake, and spectacular.

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 @ 2:38pm
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All the meantime dude is grabbing those mellons underwater like a milk hungry baby!

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 @ 2:42pm
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Who knew the fucktard fashion accessory for pool fun was a hat. So many douches have there specials hats on in the pool.

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 @ 3:29pm
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Ugly girl with a really bad boob job.

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 @ 3:35pm
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Douchebag central indeed. As hot as this chick is, she has wasted talent. Sorry, make that no talent.

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 @ 3:39pm
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The fucking guy kept holding on to her. Doesn't he know she floats?! Those bouys can navigate on water efficiently without assistance. Ceiling eyes even had GPS installed in those suckers.

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 @ 3:47pm
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The "Bastardly Lotta Fat Cam" is pretty funny.

Her tits look so fake and so gross here.

The pool party looks like a major sausage fest, to say nothing of how douchey all of the guys look.

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 @ 3:48pm
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they tried to re-enact the boston tea party however no one brought any tea bags so they decided to use d-bags instead.

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 @ 4:22pm
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I wouldn't go that party. I'd have to tread water in the shallow end. That would make me angry and I would have to drink the water until it became empty.

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 @ 4:23pm
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so did she get a new Douchebag or is that the same douchebag?

either way...that seems like a good place to do some douchebag shopping.

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 @ 4:38pm
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he looks like that australian dude Audrina dates during one of the episodes on the hills. If its him, lucky her. He is HOT

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 @ 4:41pm
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wow talk about a sausage party....

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 @ 4:47pm
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Who the f**k are all these people? OH yeah, hanger-ons, leeches, mooches.

Yep, it's the scene even tho she is a d-lister.

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 @ 4:49pm
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Skanks and hoes galore.

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 @ 4:52pm
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Fake tits and no ass.

/not news

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 @ 4:56pm
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It's a gay tit soup of sadness

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 @ 5:03pm
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i`d be disgusted swimming around with all those people...it`s like bathing in vaginal-ass discharge

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 @ 5:16pm
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Sausage fests are automatically failures.

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 @ 6:05pm
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at least shes not hanging on justin bobby

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 @ 8:41pm
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as long as the dude has money and fame, she'll suck it out of him.

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 @ 8:47pm
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WTF you can see the whole outline of the entire implant in the smashed boobs pic. Pathetic whore didn't even TRY for a realistic look, just picked the biggest implant the surgeon could possibly stuff into her gaping, bloody hacked up breast wound. Disgusting.

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 12:00am
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her tits were fine before, check those nude photos from when she was 18

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 3:36am
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She's still got that retarded look in her eyes, like she just got pounded over the head with a mallet.

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 8:06am
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u know whats effed up man
*sigh
when ur a token in real life hopefully unscripted situations
personally
i'd jump off a cliff
:-/
lol@JTChicago commenting on everything in site

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 5:32am
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All you crackas stop hatin on the black brotha. He's there to keep all the white wimmen happy coz you sure can't needledicks lol

Thursday, August 7th, 2008 @ 5:26pm
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