Audrina Patridge @ Launch of Sportie LA's Fila Sneakers
Thursday, December 11th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
It's been almost a month since we last posted Audrina Patridge.. and she's still up to her whoring ways (showing off her bra). Audrina has to be a candidate for travelling somewhere sunny over the holidays. We've been given so many whorish bikini pics of her throughout the year that I'd be shocked if she didn't atleast migrate to Vegas and whore out at one of their pools. Anyways, I'm sure Audrina won't be getting any sneaker endorsement deals anytime soon but hell, anything can happen... remember, LC was plugging AT&T Wireless and the LG Shine when we all know that she's a Verizon Wireless customer using a Blackberry.

























I normally can't stand this dumb cooze, but she looks hella hot in these pictures.
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I think she's looking into the camera on page 1.
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Haha. That's the first thing I thought too. I guess there's a first time for everything.
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She's alright...I wouldn't mind having some kinky sex with her....and she can stare anywhere she wants as long as I have my way with her...lol.
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She's gorgeous.
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wow, she looks hot!
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I'm not sure which is uglier, her or the sneakers.
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got wood
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I sure as hell do.
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she's hot
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Her head looks enormous compared to her body in these pics.
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Either her teeth dont look as big or she learned how to smile without making her top lip disapear. She looks good here.
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Woof
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very ugly. sorry guys. thats the truth. no hips. no lips. no eyebrows. cankles. etc etc etc.
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I bet she's terrible in bed. Just lays there like a dead fish. And those eyes....ugh.
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I can't stand this retarded looking bitch
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look at those feather-like fake eyelashes...gross
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I love Fila sneakers. Audrina needs to get rid of her bolt on implants! She looks good with her natural B's.
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