Audrina Patridge Not Nude & Drinks Arrowhead Water!
Monday, March 24th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson

Review: 'The Hills' back on MTV
MTV -- a pox on its house -- declined to send out a full final episode for review, but instead provided only a few clip shots comprising probably 10 percent of tonight's full hour. But from those much can be gleaned. It's hardly giving away too much by informing you that Lauren's CBBF (current best boyfriend forever), Brody, is two-timing her while she's in Paris, and that the ever-persistent Spencer continues to pursue frosty, shallow Heidi, to a dinner with her parents (the clip is accurately entitled "Awkward Dinner") and to her parents' ski chalet. The clips are cleverly edited to give just the slightest impression that a thaw could be forthcoming. Source
...and if you haven't seen her nude pictures yet.

























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Indeed...
Cute though.
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I read in Esquire that hips are the new cleavage. No way...hips will never beat cleavage.
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i thought about this comment for a long time .......
I'd titty fuck her
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Roar. I'd introduce her to my mommy/monkey
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she looks just like lindsey lohan when shes all fake tanned up.
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I don't care where she's looking while my cock is inside her...all night long
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She looks like Lindsay Lohans little sister here (don't know her name)
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I've said before...and I'll say it again....she needs to ALWAYS be wearing sunglasses. That way, you can't see her crazy eyes...
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she does have those vapid eyes, but at the same time I think she's really hot. great body.
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I put that girl in my Top 10.
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very attractive girl
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she very hot....and i think she is very sexy, in a silly kinky crazy eyes kind of way.....
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I just noticed. She has really nice feet & toes.
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I'd like to 'leak' in her ass.
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Ha! Yeah, good point #6.
She's got one tight body.
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very hot women there, but WOULD YOU GET OUT OF THE STREET!
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Very hot girl, but shes no megan fox or adriana lima!
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