Audrina Patridge Nude Photos - Naked Playboy Pics Next?

Last picture made me rofl

She actually dont look too bad. But its so funny how these celebs or reality show people regret taking nude photos or how the sex tapes "accidently" leak out. C'mon. Lol.

Damn... Is it just me, or was this totally unexpected from her?

At least she knew her position in life early on. Some people search years to find theirs.

I...Never really thought of her much on posts. She really has a nice body though. And without the oversized blimps Heidi is carrying around.
Also oddly enough...Here face looks really pretty in these. Just never really noticed her much before.
Hey and look in 6 and 7 she's not even looking up....Weird.

uhhh fuck and yes

Oh please, no one looks up to this bitch. If I had a daughter and she looked up to someone like her, I would consider myself to be a failure as a parent. Role models should actually have something to offer besides their looks.

Aside from that, I actually think she looks hot in these pictures. I'm actually a little surprised.

Well. That's another reason to smile today. I like her, I think she's attractive.
I have been taken by surprise at these though.

Minus the pornstar pose in the first photo, she's got a pretty good selection of photos IMO. Her body is pretty tight I might add.

Already staring up in these pics I see. And looking like a cheap whore.

Those are some really pretty nipples.

She looks really hot, for the first time.

maybe she was staring up when someone stole her playboy pics...

lord, is there anything better than a vacuous 18-year-old fame-starved whore with a hot body?

i would absolutely wreck this empty-headed bitch. great body.

hahah Moe

first time ive found her hot

these pics are nice
and she has nice tits

Her nipples are looking in the wrong direction - just like her krazy eyes

She regrets doing it for zilch when she was a wanna be prosti, if she would have held out she could cashed like hooker #9.

Thanks goodness, dumb young whores will do ANYTHING for attention. :D
Thanks for the tits!

after the seemingly daily posts of this chick, this is a really nice surprise. i like her

definately not playboy material.can you imagine that retarded face staring at you from a centrefold.id be like what is this shit?the SHORT BUS EDITION???body,yes.face,DO NOT WANT.goddam this bitch is goofy looking.

Thank You Audrina for sharing your beautiful perfectly hot body with us!!!!

Needless to say, I'd cum in her.

awful titties, good bod

She Still Can't look in the Camera.

She's got a great body, I'll give her that.. but she STILL looks like a random porn star to me. Seriously, Audrina.. do porn, it'll be good for you and great for us!

pleasant surprise...

those watermarks are HOT!

WHOA. was not expecting this! at least we don't all have to wonder anymore. kinda takes the fun out of it though, if you ask me.

she looks very trashy
that's not a respected model photoshot
you model with your clothes on or without them, but with a purpose (selling a brand versus selling her tits for sexfreaks/men)
she’s retarded

I went from hating this broad to loving her, please be my cum receptacle.

Yes Aja (#19), I was thinking the same thing. Her nipples don't look at the camera just like her freakin eyes. That all said, I'd give her a Roman helmet.

2 things.

1st. shes still looking up.

2nd. shes stupid. if she took these STRAIGHT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL....she had to KNOW someday theyd get out...once she got some celebrity on the Hills, she shouldve done playboy for a huge paycheck cause she wouldve robbed them.

no whose gonna pay her to do nudity in a magazine when you could just look at these pics?

hot i'd hit it

Sorry, Phil. I guess you would've liked these pictures had she still been in junior high.

yep you caught me dude. thats what i like. didnt realize that the 5 chicks i have on my top 10 are in junior high still...oh wait, thats right, they arent...there all over 25....

and, yeah, lets see when was the last time i dated someone under 21?

oh yeah when i was 21.

but keeping thinking what you want dude. im not the one who was talking about insterting his finger in another guys asshole...you were.

Definitely wasn't expecting this from her but I will take it.

i await the sextape

well, im free this weekend if your mom is available. or your grandma, or sister, or in fact your girlfriend if you have one, cause i can guarentee you even if your gonna say..."she saw your pictures she thinks your ugly" (so predictable)...that i could pleasure her more than you could ever hope.

@46 Dude you are really all over Phil - talk about having an obsession... You're in touch with your feminine side because that's the only way you can get even remotely close to a chick... If you're such a man why not register you fag...

I bet you jacked off to Phil’s pictures you sick fucking freak...

Too fat for playboy.

Wife Material right there (LOL!).

Hey Big Ron, you sound like you've been to prison.

Bah, none of you fucking listen. I'm out of here. This place sucks.

dude i do something VERY meaningful with my life. so needles to say, since you dont know what i do, how can you say i didnt fullfil my potential? LOL thats too funny. do i care what you say Jeremy Bosco? no i dont.

ok 1st off dude, where did i say i was attractive? can you show me? 2nd off i dont care how average i am, but, im not the one saying that, YOU are...and, hm, im average huh? your sure spending a HELL of a lot of time giving me some attention...what does that say about yourself?

my parents ARE proud BTW.

but maybe your the one projecting here.

dont matter to me, believe and think what you want. i did BDOTD cause its FUN. i like doing shit thats FUN. who cares what you or anyone says positive or negative since nothing anyone says matters, i love myself, i think im a good guy, with a kick ass job that helps the world, and thats all that matters.

and LMAO...i highly Doubt Tray-C would touch you, so nice to see your lower than the Imaginary dog shes blowing.

i love how people from behind a PC can say shit SO definitively about people that dont know or ever will know ANYTHING about...

Hey Big Ron - Oh that was original, did your mother tell you to say that... hahaha you watch dogs to make yourself feel better about your small penis - I bet you make the best prison bitch ever...

Big Ron was most likely molested as a child. Look at the animosity in his posts. LOL!

#51:"No, Tray-C, I jacked off to your picture, the one I saw on-line, you know, the one where you were slurping your dog's dick. That's my favorite picture of you, the one where your eyes look the bluest."

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah its creepy that hes like talking all this shit about me but wants to finger my asshole.

thats beyond really fucking creepy i must say...

What photog thought this was a good idea?

Phil, he's doing prison talk. Like when they rape someone and call them faggots afterwards.

When he said he was in touch with his feminine side though, I think that it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out who was doing the raping.

yeah i got he was in prison. and he was the BITCH. whats funny is, he thinks HE be making me HIS bitch? LMAO yeah, id break his fucking face if he tried.

and then id remind him what it was like being in prison by shoving a bat up his ass...

although come to think of it...he might like that...

LMAO! @ #61

not one good ass shot,of course they avoided that since she is flat as a board,nasty,desperate for cash,haha i`d laugh and point at her while she`s naked

Can someone please buy me this for my birthday:

pornstarvixen.com/ns/melaniescottp/1021.jpg

Oh. My. God.

Lord have mercy.

what?...no bush shots?...

she's saving that for the official issue for which she'll get paid a few bones...

Hey, Moe!! Do you know Ryan?? It's a woman, btw..she owns the Skinny Website

So, is it pretty much confirmed now that she's preparing for a career AFTER The Hills gets cancelled?

Moe, do you know who she is??

nope, no idea.

These pictures are kinda unsettling, actually they're reallly unsettling. She looks so young and violated...and stupid.

big ron,

putting a finger in some other mans ass hole does not make you feminine, it' just some nasty dirty manly shit. that is why is hard and weird to think a women even farts or poops, you can't imagine a women doing that, idiot.

you are dumb big ron.

we don't want to know about your disgusting fagot life ron, go away.

fucking yes! she is one hot bitch. why be ashamed of hot pics? who cares what conservative, judgemental people think...you go audrina!

True story, I asked her to my grad.

Oh my, Big Ron (Jeremy Bosco)....How do we know it is you. Cause the filth that come pouring out of your keyboard.
Damn. You talk about other people, especially Phil, out of your own insecurities.
We all know it is you, because you go on and on and on defending morons that don't deserve the money they get.
What Phil does for work if far more important than Stacy Kieble, Lauren Conrad or the Partridge chick. Just cause they get paid loads and loads of money for making tha status quo that much lower doesn't deem them worthy.
Go spread you filth and slander somewhere else.
Everyone look up this site:
http://www.myspace.com/jeremy_bosco
So funny...Look at the pictures and you will see what the human coach potato looks like.
You have no room to make fun of anybody man...Your myspace front page has a guy clubbing a baby seal. Wow. Maybe we should pay you millions of dollars cause you just brought the human race down a peg. Thanks a million there...Now eat your TV dinner and take a nappy nap.

Look AC/DC has a new billboard!
Sad part is you have a picture of Ozzy as one of you influences. Ozzy rules, but you certainly do not.

@ #75 - So Em, you wouldn't mind posing nude? Why don't you send me nude pics so I can make a better assesment? *wink*wink* :)

I feel like I just got done reading closed captioning for Jerry Springer.

Classy stuff, guys.. classy stuff.

Say with me:

I'D HIT IT

you can see her implants

Jeez. What's with the '80ies make up?? A lil too much..

she looks fucking so good

she looks good, i wonder if lauren and heidi's nude pics can match her pics
coz audrina is tight

Not bad. Not bad at all.

incredible! love #7

I am going to use this for my "News and Current Events' assignment.

Bounty...Can we make Geraldo Riveria?..I just want to see him in the nose cast again.

ha, DB what makes you think i havent already ::wink wink::

i guess i just wasnt born capable of being conservative. i really do think she looks great in these pics. i guess it's up to her what she thinks, though. she's down-playing it to the press-"it was a mistake" or whatever. you know she likes them!

right out of highschool.. dang, and she already had a boob job?

yeah. pic 5. her eyes are closed, so that's a bonus. yeah, pic 5. that's a nice pic. yeah.

what no beav shots?

great body, but a bit to much 80's makeup :|, rest of her looks not bad... but sexy

I KNOW, NO BEAVER, I WANTED TO SEE CUTE BEAVER.

Wow. I think i might go lezbian.
These pics are absolutly amazing.
She's perfect. i'd do her.

u want to see a beaver shot....

click my profile, theres a fucking SWEET Beaver shot on there...

f

i would do it

perfected the art of lookin like a cheap whore, and all this by the age of 18. nice body tho

Here is torrent of her all her nude photos without watermarks.

http://www.mininova.org/tor/1277955

That link above doesnt work. Here is a forum that has all her pics without watermarks
[NSFW]
http://humperville.com/viewtopic.php?t=3004
Enjoy!!

I WOULD HIT THAT SHIT! HOT HOT HOT

So she got her bits out for the camera. At least she's worth looking at, not like some people who get thier mugs on the front pages.
For a country with the worlds largest porn industry you yanks sure are prudes.

Audrina is mostly the reason i've ever tuned into The Hills. she's a hottie, for sure. i'm guessing she was at least 18 years old at the time of these pics. so, it wasn't all that long ago that she posed for these. it never ceases to amaze me the things girl claim to regret shortly after reaching stardom.

#95 - is right!
@ #93 - yea, thats damn hot to me, ow!

why didn't her eyebrows wash off???

Yes, they are real thank you. Watch for my secret porn video to be accidently released next. It'll be better quality than that slut Paris Hiltons video for sure. Plus I'm into anal. ;)

I just love masturbating over Audrina Patridge my pussy gets wet just thinking about her but i have to imagine Anne Hathaway face to masturbate though p.s. you all talk a load of fucking crap you should be on fucking television you fucking faggots.

WAKE UP YOU CUNTS IVE BEEN UP SINCE 4

I would do horrible things.

If my arse looked as good I'd want to have photographed and put on display too.

WHAT NO PUSSY SHOTS
AWWWW FUCK THAT

hot bitches rules!!!

i want to see her in penthouse playboy and hustler magazines nude so nude i want to see her pussy and titties in a spread i hope shes wet in them and oily i wish i can fuck her im a fan of hers i want to to see her nude up front

I'm sure she's a "serious" actress.
No wait, I'm sure that she's serious about her "acting" career.
Very nice ass, pretty good silicone, and this will help her to advance her "acting" career.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE PHOTOS ARE A JOKE.

She has nice nipples. Wonder if they were redone the same time she bought her new tits. Think they are real?? Look Pics 11 & 12 and tell me is you have EVER seen any real ones that are so PERFECTLY ROUND as these. But still would suck them all night.

she's hot!

She is ugly and annoying, not a fan, there are way hotter girls in shopping malls that don't look retarded or whore themselves out or appear in vapid and air headed TV shows, fuck Audrina and fuck The Hills.

DAMN SHE IS FINE AS HELL! I WOULD LOVE TO FUCK HER!

DAMN SHE IS FINE AS HELL! I WOULD LOVE TO FUCK HER!

Everyone makes mistakes,in this case thank god she did!She looks amazing, plus she is just about the only girl I can stand out of the whole Hills bunch of bitches.I hope she ceriously considers shooting for Playboy one day.Audrina is definently top shelf if you dig.

She is about the only one on the hills I can stand too (and notice that I did not capitolize the hills).

But she is one homely bitch. She looks like Mickey Mouse (on crack) in drag. S'just true.

I have The Hills... most boring show ever.

Do they do anything.

And why will not someone,.... anyone just kick Spencer's fucking ass. If I was in LA I'd pay a crackhead to do it (so as not to break a nail).

Finally, I don't dig Joey. I outgrew Disney charaters at age 9. You on your own there you wanna be Mickey Mouse fucker.

LOL... J said it best. When she looks straight ahead she does indeed look special.

Bet you $20 she was in special ed.

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o yea hump that pool girl

I'm sure Audrina is fun to toss around in bed because she has all the right curves, but her face isn't very good, and she's rather untalented.

i wacked off