Audrina Patridge Suffers From Separated Fake Boobs Syndrome


These were snapped on the set of "The Hills" in Beverly Hills. What the hell was she smoking when she paid the Mexican plastic surgeon to put those on her?! God damn...

And of course, we can't talk about Audrina's boobs without plugging her career-pumping, "leaked" Playboy pics. Remember those?

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THEY STILL LOOK NICE, I WOULD LOVE TO SAMPLE HER GOODS

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 @ 1:38pm
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GREAT LEGS!!
Would love to LICK THEM!!!

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 @ 1:42pm
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I think she looks pretty damn good. Gap or no gap.

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 @ 1:42pm
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Get your eyes checked those things are all kinds of nasty

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 @ 10:21pm
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these old pictures show that even if they don't do a good job some boobs are better then no boobs

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 @ 1:52pm
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She looks like a chicken. Those legs, the way she walks and her vacant look are really unattractive. There are so many beautiful women in the world who would actually deserve this kind of attention... so sad.

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 @ 1:53pm
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Ugh... ladies, if you're going to get implants do us all a favor and GO TO THE BEST PLASTIC SURGEON AND SPEND AS MUCH AS IT TAKES.

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 @ 2:08pm
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Her "Hills" are a representation of her TV show...Shitty job!

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 @ 2:13pm
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Well I wouldn't mind playing with those puppies everyday...and finally we got a picture where she's looking directly at the camera..I'll be damn.

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 @ 2:16pm
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She's gross. Her face looks really fat in these pics. She looks like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man but with black hair extensions.

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 @ 2:33pm
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Her separation factor is balanced by her spectacular boobage' size and great nip' quality. No complaints from me. Plus it's a nice place to slide my big dick inbetween.

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 @ 2:55pm
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i think they look pretty good...the plastic surgery isnt stellar, but i won't hold the gap thing against her since that's something you're born with

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 @ 3:01pm
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i fucking love implants, great invention.

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 @ 3:04pm
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THUMPER!!!! Pictures, Images and Photos

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 @ 3:36pm
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Ditto

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 @ 6:12pm
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MMM...think how those will look in twenty years, clanging around on her hips at belly button level...

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 @ 7:01pm
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no no no you got it all wrong...not using Thumper like that. you know using Thumper more like "if you can't say anything nice...don't say anything at all." def 100,000,000% NOT twitterpated with Audrina!

thats my bad, i was just going to use a pic of Thumper but that one was way cooler!

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 @ 8:16pm
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I like Jello...

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 @ 3:43pm
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I don't mind the gap at all. The boobs have a nice shape and are really big on a small waisted girl. Which means a hot body to me.

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 @ 5:34pm
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wow in pic 5 she shows that shes actually capable of looking straight at the camera (sort of.) ugh disgusting teeth and no lips, not attractive

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 @ 6:20pm
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She looks like she is retarded, she is ugly and talentless, can't stand her.

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 @ 7:37pm
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She and Heidi got a 'buy one get one free' boob job, Audrina got the free ones.

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 @ 8:20pm
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na man Heidi obv got the free ones..

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 @ 9:10pm
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ugly. she's with a old man now met on Loving Rich...c om....

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 @ 10:16pm
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south california trojans, probably her mixed with golden bears...

Thursday, November 13th, 2008 @ 3:03am
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE PHOTOS ARE A FUNNIER THAN HELL.

Thursday, November 13th, 2008 @ 3:33am
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bleh...where did she do her boob job in mexico???? come on you guys who think that looks good must have an eye disease or whatever,i think these boobs ruin her propotions to the rest of her chicken body

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008 @ 4:34pm
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