Avril Lavigne: Still The Greatest Punk Rocker Alive
Wednesday, July 16th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Clarkson band joins forces with rocker Avril LavigneClarkson band illScarlett's fame continues to grow.
The foursome will join pop-punk Avril Lavigne for the east coast swing of her Best Damn Tour.
The band, including vocalist and guitarist Alex Norman, guitarist Will Marr, bassist John Doherty and drummer and singer Swav Piorkowski, will replace Boys Like Girls on the tour. The guys will join Lavigne for the Aug. 6 show at the Molson Amphitheatre in Toronto and will play six dates, finishing up on Aug. 13 at the Mile One Centre in St. John's Newfoundland. [MS News]
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I still want to sleep w / her
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She is so unpunk it's not even funny. She sings teeny bop music.
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yep
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I like to think I'm pretty kind when it comes to other females, but OMFG I cannot stand this hooker. Anymore, I automatically hate people who claim they are "punk rock" because really, who gives a shit.
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Not being able to stand her...Actually makes me want to do her more.
Go figure.
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Well, she is attractive, so I can see that. But after you did her, you'd slap her right? For being a giant retard? Please say yes.
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God yes....And than I do her again just to teach her a lesson. I'd so reck that chick.
After that I'd tell her she was a sell out and punk poser and walk out.
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Now your a ugly bald old perv, really sick:\
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The right play when fucking a woman who is a horrible person is to give it to her in the ass and finish on her face.
Though I like Avril's looks and her voice, don't see why everyone hates her so much. Yeah she lifted some music, but not nearly as much as rock gods Led Zeppelin.
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She's very attractive...but she needs to die a slow and painful death.
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I liked her better when she was first starting out, before she got a stylist and a girly makeover. I remember when she rocked ties and flat mousy brown hair, and critisized the likes of Xtina for using sex to sell records. Ha, now she's wearing hotpants and shaking her ass in her vids. What a shameless hypocrite!
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EXACTLY!!!
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She's got the face of a ferret. Ugly face and an ugly attitude.
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I'd hate-fuck her. that really rough sex, usually at least 1 donkey punch would be involved.
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You know you want some..
http://usemycomputer.com/show.html?i=/indeximages/2008/June/AvrilLavigne...
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DAMN right...........I WANT SOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This bitch is a hypocritical, egotistical, vomit-inducing, music stealing cunt. She's "Punk Rock"...thats the biggest load of crap I've ever heard.
Somebody hand me my .45 so I can clean up this mess.
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Booyaka!! Booyaka!!
Boom Bye Bye.
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Exactly!!! hahaha.
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You know, we Canadians hang our head in shame, when her name comes up in conversations with people in other countries. Celine Dion makes us feel this way too.
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I understand.haha. But if it makes you feel any better, let me tell u a little secret. *whispers* Jamaicans love Celine.
Don't ask why...we just do. shhh.
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oh my god...honey, your post made me feel so warm and fuzzy on the inside...it felt like i was hearing birds chirp and running with butterflies and unicorns under a rainbow...that's how peaceful it felt
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i fucking hate this bitch with a passion...but i would spite fuck this whore all night, cum on her face and toss her a $5 and walk out the door.....
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I have the exact same sentiments as Richard-Schlichting and Phillip McCracken.
This bitch is an annoying conceited little poser brat. She claims to be alternative and punk rock but she's just a teen pop whore, no better than Miley Cyrus. Asslee Simpson has more integrity than this slut. And for some reason that...is such...a freakin'...turn on! I just want to fuck her so bad and so hard, with a sock shoved in her mouth for my ears' sake. Her tons of makeup, fake blond hair and sparkly/pink/skull clothes just make so horny...I'm ashamed (and ready for sex!)
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Much better rocker chick (bonus points: from Toronto!): http://youtube.com/watch?v=sePYsG2jOVA
(sigh) I miss her. She was so cute.
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She's still around isn't she? You from Toronto?
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Her label dropped her a week before her second album was going to be released in stores because they didn't like her departure from the cute pop star look. Say it with me now: BRUTAL.
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they didn't drop her, they went bankrupt.
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The Ramones and the Sex Pistols are punk rock, Avril shouldn't even be allowed in the same genre.
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Your cred just took a major hit. You may want to F**K her, but to call her the "greatest punk rocker alive" is beyond laughable. It's downright pathetic. God, it must so SUCK to be you.
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avril lavgine is my rock fan, i know her for years, i feel sorry about those fucking losers that can't handle avril lavigne "ultra-punker rocker alive" oh well, they can go an fuck them selfs
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Once again, I'll reiterate my position on this issue. She's annoying, she's a cunt, and she's most definately not a punk. That being said, she's fucking hot, and I'd eat my lunch out of her asshole in a heartbeat.
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I would still TAP that little ASS!!!!
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Johnny Rotten should go to her shows and get front row seats. He should then $hit into his hands and throw it at here as she walks by.
She is sooooooo boring on stage, she's trying to dance a little and she looks so bored. Sadly she's laughing all the way to the bank.
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Stupid fucking poser. I want to kick her ass. She is as punk as my Grandma but at least my Gramdma would write her own goddamned music.
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typo: My **Grandma** would write her own goddamned music.
Alright, I am drunk.
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lol @ the sarcastic title...it says it alllllllllllll
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she's getting fat
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i love u avril lavinge
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