Bastardly Asks: Who's Your Favorite Sucker?


For being so young, Hayden Panettiere looks like she's having a little bit too much fun.


And in other Hayden news...Panettiere to keep away from LA party scene
Actress Hayden Panettiere has vowed she'll never fall victim to the trappings of fame like her peers Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears - because she prefers quiet nights in to wild Hollywood parties.

The 'Heroes' beauty insists she leads a vastly different life to some of her contemporaries, because she is more mature than most stars her age. [IOL]

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31 Scandalous Comments

Who are B and C? Scratch that; who is C cause B is skanky looking!

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 4:26pm
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I would give up my life if Hayden could suck my dick for one hour and let me dump my load in her mouth.

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 4:28pm
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Alright, looking at the rest I guess that C is Hillary Duff. The dark hair and come hither look threw me in the first picture!

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 4:28pm
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I got another sucker they can suck on...

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 4:32pm
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Just have to say that Hayden is obese!! Check the arms!! Giggle, giggle fatty forearms..

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 4:48pm
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It's all Hilary baby. I bet that chick could suck a golf ball through a hosepipe.

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 4:53pm
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never really thought Hayden was anything more than average. idk who the chick in the middle is - she looks butta anyway, so i'ma go with Hilary on this one

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 4:54pm
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That's a hot first pic. Damn you Moelicious. I personally hold you responsible for the lack of productivity I shall now perpetrate at work for the next 30 to 40 minutes.

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 4:59pm
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That Hayden girl, there's just nothing going on there. Not a thing.

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 5:03pm
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shit.. I thought B was kristen Bell... Now I am not sure.. and Duff is still duff no matter how you wrap it.

I still don't know who B is for sure. But I think it;'s safe to pick her over the midget tranny or the ugly Duffling.

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 5:07pm
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Damn, I thought that was Kristen Bell too. I was too quick to click.

Meh, I'm still voting for Kristen Bell.

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 5:33pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

Any time a young hot chick wants to make sweet love to a lollipop and thus provide me with an archive of mental ammunition which I will call on during those "alone times", I can only thank her, whether she's coked out starlet or a Subway clerk.

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 5:42pm
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Yeah i thought B was Kristen Bell too. Almost blew a load.
Will save it for Kristen.

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 5:49pm
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My god, Hayden's arm is huge. Yuck! Hillary looks cute though.

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 5:50pm
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Dear GOD I should have stopped at the first page! Duff all the way now! I take back my vote, I thought it was someone else. I'm going to rinse my eyes out with bleach so they'll burn less.

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 6:00pm
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Don't worry, Hayden. I'll take you and your popeye arms. You might beat me at arm wrestling but I'll punish that little box.

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 6:52pm
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I'd pick Stumpy, although it was hard to choose between her and the Duffster, but in the end the blonde cheerleader got the vote.

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 7:19pm
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Haydens big massive arm makes me feel sooo good about myself
there's like NO muscle visable on her forearm
just gross hanging fat

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 8:07pm
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I like B......as in BALLS!!!!! BITCH.....BOOBS...BLONDE.....etc

HA HA HA HA HA HAH AHA H AH AH AH AHA HA AH AHAH

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 8:18pm
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A fatty and two trannies sucking some sugar ball, yakity yak!

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 8:20pm
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@ # 10, that's because you're a fucking faggot fin.

That said, I'd hit Hayden for sure.

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 8:27pm
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hayden is the hottest of the 3. hands down. this site is full of haters. but wtf is with the B. thats one ugly bitch. she looks like kristen bell... if she was exposed to high level radiation and began to mutate

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 8:32pm
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I also thought that B was Kristen Bell.

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 9:10pm
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These bitches look like professional tricks sucking on them things. I would let A suck on my lollipop and then smash C. B could film whole thing.

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 10:19pm
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Old

Monday, March 17th, 2008 @ 10:58pm
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who the fuck is b? shes is ugly as sin

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008 @ 2:58pm
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omg!
the B girl looks like angelina jolie!
:D

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 @ 2:09pm
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WTF!!!look at those arms!!!it's thicker than my leg!!!

Friday, March 28th, 2008 @ 4:46am
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WTF!!!look at those arms!!they're thicker than my leg!!!

Friday, March 28th, 2008 @ 4:47am
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