Bastardly Asks: Who's Your Favorite Sucker?
Monday, March 17th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

For being so young, Hayden Panettiere looks like she's having a little bit too much fun.
And in other Hayden news...Panettiere to keep away from LA party scene
Actress Hayden Panettiere has vowed she'll never fall victim to the trappings of fame like her peers Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears - because she prefers quiet nights in to wild Hollywood parties.
The 'Heroes' beauty insists she leads a vastly different life to some of her contemporaries, because she is more mature than most stars her age. [IOL]
























Who are B and C? Scratch that; who is C cause B is skanky looking!
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I would give up my life if Hayden could suck my dick for one hour and let me dump my load in her mouth.
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Alright, looking at the rest I guess that C is Hillary Duff. The dark hair and come hither look threw me in the first picture!
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I got another sucker they can suck on...
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i'd let them all take turns
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Just have to say that Hayden is obese!! Check the arms!! Giggle, giggle fatty forearms..
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It's all Hilary baby. I bet that chick could suck a golf ball through a hosepipe.
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never really thought Hayden was anything more than average. idk who the chick in the middle is - she looks butta anyway, so i'ma go with Hilary on this one
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That's a hot first pic. Damn you Moelicious. I personally hold you responsible for the lack of productivity I shall now perpetrate at work for the next 30 to 40 minutes.
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That Hayden girl, there's just nothing going on there. Not a thing.
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shit.. I thought B was kristen Bell... Now I am not sure.. and Duff is still duff no matter how you wrap it.
I still don't know who B is for sure. But I think it;'s safe to pick her over the midget tranny or the ugly Duffling.
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Damn, I thought that was Kristen Bell too. I was too quick to click.
Meh, I'm still voting for Kristen Bell.
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Any time a young hot chick wants to make sweet love to a lollipop and thus provide me with an archive of mental ammunition which I will call on during those "alone times", I can only thank her, whether she's coked out starlet or a Subway clerk.
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Yeah i thought B was Kristen Bell too. Almost blew a load.
Will save it for Kristen.
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My god, Hayden's arm is huge. Yuck! Hillary looks cute though.
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Dear GOD I should have stopped at the first page! Duff all the way now! I take back my vote, I thought it was someone else. I'm going to rinse my eyes out with bleach so they'll burn less.
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Don't worry, Hayden. I'll take you and your popeye arms. You might beat me at arm wrestling but I'll punish that little box.
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I'd pick Stumpy, although it was hard to choose between her and the Duffster, but in the end the blonde cheerleader got the vote.
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Haydens big massive arm makes me feel sooo good about myself
there's like NO muscle visable on her forearm
just gross hanging fat
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I like B......as in BALLS!!!!! BITCH.....BOOBS...BLONDE.....etc
HA HA HA HA HA HAH AHA H AH AH AH AHA HA AH AHAH
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A fatty and two trannies sucking some sugar ball, yakity yak!
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@ # 10, that's because you're a fucking faggot fin.
That said, I'd hit Hayden for sure.
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hayden is the hottest of the 3. hands down. this site is full of haters. but wtf is with the B. thats one ugly bitch. she looks like kristen bell... if she was exposed to high level radiation and began to mutate
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I also thought that B was Kristen Bell.
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lokiman you are sexy ;)
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These bitches look like professional tricks sucking on them things. I would let A suck on my lollipop and then smash C. B could film whole thing.
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Old
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who the fuck is b? shes is ugly as sin
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omg!
the B girl looks like angelina jolie!
:D
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WTF!!!look at those arms!!!it's thicker than my leg!!!
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WTF!!!look at those arms!!they're thicker than my leg!!!
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