Bastardly Breaking News!! Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Go Shopping With Shiloh In Cannes!
Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Where's the rest of the clan?Over the past few weeks, the Jolie-Pitt family has gone from the French Riviera to Morocco to Cannes. Damn lucky kids!!

























That's a bad hat Harry.
hahah the dolls caption cracked me up.
king biscuitReply to this Comment
this little girl is gonna a heart-breaker
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Why does Brad Pitt look so beat down nowadays? What, he's so busy looking after his offspring that he cant even be bothered to colour his grey hair or get a facial? The cheek of it!
Sexy RexyReply to this Comment
gonna (be)
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Shiloh looks like her grand-pop, John.
Mike LitorisReply to this Comment
il get stick for saying this but i think brad pitt is really ugly. Like i think he looks like some creepy guy at a bar. He gives me the heebie jeebies when i look at his facial hair and his woman's nose. Shiloh is cute though. Hopefully she'll turn out more like her mother.
AlinaMariaReply to this Comment
Yeah mike she does actually
AlinaMariaReply to this Comment
^^I wholeheartedly agree Alina. Ive really never seen the appeal with this man. And i personally dont think Shiloh is that cute, mainly due to the fact she looks so much like Brad.
Sexy RexyReply to this Comment
I never thought he was hot either.
Mike LitorisReply to this Comment
argh! when will these boredom inducing, baby fiending, charity giving, cradle nabbing, overrated pieces of yawnable turds fuck off?
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardReply to this Comment
Well i tend to think all babies are cute but lets hope shes got more of her mothers genes! But i think we are pretty much alone in our thinking about brad, everyone i speak to thinks hes gorgeous. Hes too creepy/pretty for me. I could never fancy a man who was prettier than me!
AlinaMariaReply to this Comment
Brad just seems sleazy to me. Theres something creepy about him that ive never been able to put my finger on. What i'd like to know is where on earth are the other kids? Its all well and good adopting 309 children, but who is looking after them when Brangelina are posing for photo ops?
Sexy RexyReply to this Comment
I don't think shiloh is cute she looks like her granfather.And Brangelina are overrated.
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WTF at the plastic baby. He's almost trying to look sleazy, with the facial hair and those clothes. I'd still jump on it.
jennylaReply to this Comment
such a cute family!! good for them
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I'd trade my life to be that plastic toy.
Eh, maybe not.
pstroyerReply to this Comment
Hey, Brad...Have you seen how hot Gwyneth Paltrow looks lately? You poor bastard!
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Gwyneth would need a Magician to look better than Angelina... BTW the kid does look like Grandpa
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@ 19 - Gwyneth, Aniston, and Angelina...in that order.
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shiloh is adorable
StephanieReply to this Comment
That's a beautiful baby.
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Shiloh has started to look cute. I never found her cute when she was younger.
What is all this abt Brad reminding you of a creep? I get a goody 2 shoes vibe the kind that talks abt his mum in every other sentence.
I don't like his acting (apart from Fight Club, Snatch and Meet Joe Black) or the way he looks and there is no way he has a womans nose. He has as an apes nose. Oh he and his pal George pissed me off in the Ocenas films. Matt Damon on the other hand was deffo worth watching. What a hottie.
Angie needs to do womething abt those veins.
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oh my...how cute is that baby
d55Reply to this Comment
jesus blessed that baby with a big head
Hot MamaReply to this Comment
cute little baby will probably turn into a brunette one day
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She has Brad's eyebrows.
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@ 10 Lokiman
damn, that was a good one.
Sorry Shiloh does look like her grandfather, which is a bad thing.
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omegaYou are right, she probably turn brunette, like Brad, in late teens, early 20s at the latest.
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He was good-looking in Thelma & Louise, but it was downhill after that. He tries too hard to be a serious actor, but he totally sucks. Only Johnny Depp has been able to successfully go from pretty boy to serious actor.
They are overrated, but the people here in Southeast Louisiana worship them. Kind of bugs me since they're only helping the people in N.O., and they weren't even hit as hard as other parts of SE LA.
Shiloh was an ugly baby, but she's getting a little cuter even though she is a Jon Voight clone.
RhondaReply to this Comment
Brad is hot but he is the worst dressed A-list celebs out there. He never looks good in pap shots like these because the way he dresses - especially in the stupid hat that he's always seen wearing. However, he cleans up well and looks stunning in a suit such as last time during red-carpet premier in Cannes but unfortunately those occasions are rare.
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^I could not disagree more. I like Brad Pitt's style. It has an old-fashioned feel with a sense of humor.
betty_rockerReply to this Comment
#25 why do you include Jesus in all your rantings?just wondering.
NocturnaBrad looks beat down,it`s almost funny the influence Angelina has on him...sucking the life out of the guy
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SHILOH IS AN UGLY LITTLE BITCH.
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