Bastardly Breaking News!! Bai Ling Brings Out The Spring Nipples!
Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
If you're in love w/ Bai Ling, make sure you do two things:
#1. Check out her personal blog where she posts countless crappy camera phone pics of herself.
And #2, Read the Bastardly Interview w/ Bai Ling. Jackson sat down w/ her in Santa Monica a couple years back and made interview-love w/ her for a couple hours. She's by far one of the nicest people in Hollywood.
Looks like Bai Ling was doing her Amy Winehouse impression in the first photo.
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i ain't gonna browse through all these. she is one horrifyingly ugly woman. why is she liked on this site? she looks like she smells. and the fact that she looks like she sniffed an ounce of coke, after an hour session of unpretected sex with a "client"... well... it just adds to her lack of appeal...
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Yes! I lub Bai! Lub! Lub! Haha.
I do check her blog every once in a while. MAN does she put some crazy shit in there. Bai rocks!
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Well its been far to long!!!! And i don't mean her nipples!!! There the best... MORE MORE MORE Bai Ling!!!!!
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she is disgusting....lol on the caption...
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It's aBait time! Bai can get it 24/7/365 (366, during leap years).
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I'll bet she has herpes on her nipples
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oh god i was watching her on TMZ last night and she was telling a papparazzo about how she lives and parties on the moon and in outer space and that she comes back to earth once in a while to work. now if that doesn't prove she has completely lost her mind, i don't know what does.
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She always speaks metaphorically.
STUPID metaphors, but . . . oh well.
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love her or hate her she's a Bastardly staple...rats of to ya!...
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That body of hers was made for loving!
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ugh gross i just lost my lunch
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ei bai ling! WHY U NO CALL ME?
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WTF... this bitch is not only ugly, but holy shit fugly.
let's just say AAAALLLL that makeup and AAAAAAALLLLLL those extra colors and sheen thrown in during printing make her look a whole hell of a lot better in the magazine. maybe she should stick to letting playboy take pictures of her, and then just never go out in public again...
wow, and some of you losers fantasize about her lmfao
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