Bastardly Breaking News!! Cash Warren Looks Both Ways Before Crossing Street With Jessica Alba!
Friday, April 11th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: JP/SC/Flynetonline.comThese were snapped in Beverly Hills yesterday as Jessica & Cash cruised around looking for shit to buy for their kid's bedroom. Let's just hope they don't buy one of those big-ass moons that Christina Aguilera bought.
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that dude is ugly, much too ugly for her...looks like a caveman...
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Well, pregnancy will do that sometimes Mundo.
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Shes getting BIG. But her wrists are still thin so she'll be ok. When the wrists get fat, theres no goin back.
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i haven't heard of this yet, but i hope her and her fuckin baby don't pop up on people magazine cover. its too much, do we have to see EVERY "celebrity baby"? even those nobody really gives a shit about? nicole ritchie, etc
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She has great skin. I wonder how she maintains it.
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whoa. she has gained some serious weight
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but she will turn to her normal thin self as soon the baby is born
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"Cash Warren Looks Both Ways Before Crossing Street With Jessica Alba"
i really wish they wouldnt.
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she looks bad....
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she is starting to look like that Kardashian fatso
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Bitch should hem those pants. Same sour mug as usual.
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Does she EVER smile?
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Sourpuss! She's so happy about being pregnant that she wore ALL BLACK to her baby shower.
I remember reading an interview a couple years ago that she's the darkest in her family and she wished she were blonde like her sisters because she hated being dark, yada, yada, yada. Then, she gets knocked up by a mixed dude and wishes for a dark baby.
Hollywood has the weirdest trends. For a few months it's all the rage to be black, so celebrities claim they're black because some distant relative twice removed is black. Then, for the next few months it's cool to be a gay/lesbian. Then Scientologists. And, finally, they start adopting foreign children of a different race than them or they get pregnant in their 40's. When does "normal" become popular with Hollywood?
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great skin but really thin hair.
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@ sophia, your right. I never seen this girl smile, maybe a smirk but that's it
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