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Ellen Page Talks About Being Starstruck
Ellen Page may be one of Hollywood's youngest and hottest actresses, but the 21-year old sometimes is humbled by her star status.

Talking to the May issue of Teen Vogue, the Juno Oscar-nominee admits she's "insanely grateful" but sometimes can't believe the accolades – especially when they're coming from people she admires. [Read more @ People Mag]

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i think the watermelons are too big for her, she should stick with baby squash or cucumbers

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008 @ 3:04pm
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that outfit...she's a lesbian

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008 @ 3:05pm
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She looks like she is 12 and i'm not exaggerating.

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008 @ 3:07pm
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Cool face. She's just looking at the camera, like "fuck off."

She's so lezzy.

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008 @ 3:27pm
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OVERRATED!

/and so is Juno

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008 @ 3:39pm
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You know Larry B. I'd tell the Camera to fuck off too if I was shopping.
Has much as I like look at the pics here.. I wonder.. don't these photographers have anything else to do?

I mean really? Shopping, getting your nails done, having a coffee.

Snap away at events, but leave them alone when they are having a "personal" moment.

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008 @ 3:40pm
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Very appropriate pic, given that her head is the size and shape of a watermelon.

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008 @ 4:26pm
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@9 Its those "personal" moments that garner the more money... supply and demand baby, supply and demand... basic economics at play...

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008 @ 5:06pm
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she dresses like shit because she wants ppl to take her seriously, ergo she actually thinks she is genuinely talented and hasnt got all her rolls due to the pedo factor.

Stuck up lesbo ftl!

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008 @ 6:17pm
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Looks like a 12 year old emo boy.

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008 @ 6:18pm
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Butch

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008 @ 6:37pm
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I guess the bandana is for if she needs to hold up a train later but still wants to look upbeat while she does it.

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008 @ 7:52pm
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K L O N D Y K E
When will people get it?! How can this be considered hot?! I DO NOT get it!

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008 @ 7:53pm
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Cute, but very lesbian. She dresses and stands like a dude. Wonder what's taking her so long to come out.

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008 @ 8:47pm
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You're not fooling anyone, Ellen, you didn't really want those bananas.

But I bet you'd dive into that leafy lettuce head first.

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008 @ 8:51pm
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So that's where butch closet lesbos buy their food... interesting.

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 6:23am
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Don't forget the pepperoni. It's coming out of your pocket this time. I toadaso, I freakin toadaso!

Thursday, April 10th, 2008 @ 12:16pm
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Ahh! You guys are so fucking sexist!! Just because she isn't dressed in a fucking mini skirt and having nip slips every damn second of the day doesn't mean she's a lesbian! Seriously she wants to be comfy and she doesn't need to go grocery shopping in heels and a gown. So what if she is a lesbian??? Get the fuck over it! Leave her the hell alone! She's a wonderful actress and no Juno isn't even her only movie. She has other great fillms like mouth to mouth and hard candy. If you don't like her then don't leave your idiotic comments! She's beautiful inside and out so fuck off and quit talking shit on her.

Monday, July 14th, 2008 @ 2:41am
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well Steph if you don't like it go to the site where all the other gay girlz are at & then go muff divin with your gay girl toy later...bye lezzie

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008 @ 3:08am
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