Bastardly Breaking News!! Emma Watson Turns 18! Worldwide Horndogg Community Celebrates!



The only question that's on everyone's mind...

1. When will Emma Watson's first sex tape release?

Besides that, I'm pretty sure all you bastards have a lot of frustration to release, so have fun...

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22 Scandalous Comments

So, finally, let me just say: I'd hit it.

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008 @ 12:46pm
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Meow! No that should make the headlines!
Is that Jay Mohr with Ben Afflecks chin? (PS I can't spell today...or anyday for that matter)

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008 @ 12:51pm
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oooh. Happy Birthday Emma!

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008 @ 12:57pm
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Those legs are young, hot, and ready to be spread!

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008 @ 1:02pm
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Happy Birthday Emma. Mines on Saturday! YEEEEAAAAA Aries!!!! :)

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008 @ 1:03pm
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will pedos still appreciate now?

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008 @ 1:05pm
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lol at #1, I'm with you

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008 @ 1:11pm
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loki you mean Philip McCracken? LOLOLOl

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008 @ 1:44pm
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My heavens. His handsomeness is counteracted by the low-riding chick looking jeans and the super slim body to match.

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008 @ 2:31pm
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The line forms behind me, boys!!! I've been waiting a LOOOOONG time for this one! It feels so good to say "Emma is freakin' HOT!" without feeling guilty or ashamed...what a BABE!!!

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008 @ 3:16pm
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gross. she still looks like a 12 yr old and im not into that shit. and wats wrong with some of the pedos on here?? all of the sudden shes 18 so its ok?? its still disgusting cuz it means you were thinking about her when she was still a minor. and she is only 18 so if youre over 30 stop thinking about her, she still too young for you

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008 @ 3:23pm
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But the legal age in the UK is 16 :-)

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008 @ 3:48pm
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shes fucking top 10. and shell ONLY get hotter and hotter and hotter as the months and years go on....

LMAO is that he boyfriend? dude looks like fucking Randall from Clerks!!!

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008 @ 4:02pm
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LOL
maybe she will behave and be a good girl
no sex tapes
and a serious acting career

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008 @ 4:05pm
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I think the dude looks like Roger Daltrey from The Who!!!

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008 @ 4:20pm
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Happy Birthday you big stunner!

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008 @ 4:23pm
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already banged.

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008 @ 9:07pm
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She's going to look cute well into adulthood. I'll keep my mouth shut a few more years just to be safe.

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008 @ 11:48pm
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English actress, so you know she'll be getting naked in a drama about colonial India or something within the year.

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008 @ 4:58am
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Virgin ???????? ..........NAAAAAA

Thursday, April 17th, 2008 @ 2:02am
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Those milky white thighs are so fucking hot. I'd like to run my tongue up each one before plunging it into her hairy cunt.

Sunday, June 29th, 2008 @ 6:41pm
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