Bastardly Breaking News!! Emma Watson Turns 18! Worldwide Horndogg Community Celebrates!
Tuesday, April 15th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

The only question that's on everyone's mind...
1. When will Emma Watson's first sex tape release?
Besides that, I'm pretty sure all you bastards have a lot of frustration to release, so have fun...























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So, finally, let me just say: I'd hit it.
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Meow! No that should make the headlines!
Is that Jay Mohr with Ben Afflecks chin? (PS I can't spell today...or anyday for that matter)
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oooh. Happy Birthday Emma!
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Those legs are young, hot, and ready to be spread!
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Happy Birthday Emma. Mines on Saturday! YEEEEAAAAA Aries!!!! :)
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will pedos still appreciate now?
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lol at #1, I'm with you
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loki you mean Philip McCracken? LOLOLOl
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My heavens. His handsomeness is counteracted by the low-riding chick looking jeans and the super slim body to match.
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The line forms behind me, boys!!! I've been waiting a LOOOOONG time for this one! It feels so good to say "Emma is freakin' HOT!" without feeling guilty or ashamed...what a BABE!!!
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gross. she still looks like a 12 yr old and im not into that shit. and wats wrong with some of the pedos on here?? all of the sudden shes 18 so its ok?? its still disgusting cuz it means you were thinking about her when she was still a minor. and she is only 18 so if youre over 30 stop thinking about her, she still too young for you
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But the legal age in the UK is 16 :-)
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shes fucking top 10. and shell ONLY get hotter and hotter and hotter as the months and years go on....
LMAO is that he boyfriend? dude looks like fucking Randall from Clerks!!!
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LOL
maybe she will behave and be a good girl
no sex tapes
and a serious acting career
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I think the dude looks like Roger Daltrey from The Who!!!
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Happy Birthday you big stunner!
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already banged.
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She's going to look cute well into adulthood. I'll keep my mouth shut a few more years just to be safe.
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English actress, so you know she'll be getting naked in a drama about colonial India or something within the year.
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Virgin ???????? ..........NAAAAAA
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Those milky white thighs are so fucking hot. I'd like to run my tongue up each one before plunging it into her hairy cunt.
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