Bastardly Breaking News!! Eva Mendes Had A Great Workout! Lots of Sweat!
Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Call me, Eva!! I have some great workout ideas, as well! Ow!
Stars Urge Americans To Vote In Quirky New Ad
Ben Affleck, Garth Brooks, Reese Witherspoon And Eva Mendes have joined forces to urge Americans to vote in a new TV ad.
Cameras catch the quartet going about their normal lives while each talks about the importance of voting in the new DividedWeFail.org public service commercials.
Country star Brooks changes a lightbulb, Mendes enjoys a coffee, Witherspoon spends time shoe shopping and Affleck plays with daughter Violet’s dolls house. [Hip Hop Elements]
We know your hot Eva but DAMN!!!
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I know man. DAMN!!!Who the hell sweats that much?
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maybe it's not sweat. lets say maybe someone was a little off target, or maybe she just didn't open her mouth wide enough...
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look, in pic 4 she shaved her dogs ass and taught it to walk backwards...
great dumper and a broken bumper...even though the pooper is probably all sweaty and stank, right then...
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Pretty girl
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I see her dog is giving its opinion on the photographer being in the way!
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no amount of work out will fix her dog tits
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I can only imagine how sweaty and stinky her ass is right there, even the dog couldn't stand it....
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I want to lick the sweat off of her - MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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d55, stop being so jealous - "dog tits" are as easy to fix as anything else, whore.
Eva is beautiful.
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its a MAN-des baby....
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alex,
shut your trap you ugly cunt...nice standards you have thinking this is beautiful that i'd be jealous of this...i hit a nerve huh? good to know you also have dog-tits...also, where is that picture of you? cuz you said you were beautiful and shit LOL
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Yeah Eva Mendes has really pointy, floppy boobs but she can be attractive in a hot tranny kind of way.
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d55, why is your self-esteem so low? You're always dissing beautiful women! Does it make you feel better about yourself?
Now some women on here are ugly as crap - ex. Hayden Panetierre, Victoria Beckham, etc. But Eva? What the hell! She's gorgeous!
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Alex,
I'm with d55 on this one. This woman is not that great! I've seen her in person, she is absolutely nothing special.
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Eva, next time you feel like gettin' hot & sweaty, call me...
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14,
My self-esteem is low? Hahaha...why trying reverse psychology on me now? hurts to be ugly, doesnt it? It was you, who tried to make me feel ugly about my looks after seeing my pic, claiming you were beautiful but couldnt show a pic haha...get your shit straight.
I am always dissing beautiful women? you need to get your standards checked...hayden panetierre is not ugly...she looks much better than Eva...all i said was she had dog-tits but given you love her so much and got so emotional, I'll tell more...try to be strong now, bitch and hold onto something ...Eva has horrible features, a huge nose, a huge face, ugly eyes with ugly eyebrows, an ugly manly jaw with a witch-like chin, ugly chicken legs with big bumps in her calves but does look exotic overall
you still alive? haha
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"Does it make you feel better about yourself?"
i guess it would have if they were beautiful to begin with but then again, if they were, I wouldnt have dissed them to begin with haha
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Someone needs a bib.
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Eye seee noteeeng 'ot 'ere senior.
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nothing special at all about this lady !
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