Bastardly Breaking News! Gisele Bundchen Did Lunch in Santa Monica!
Saturday, April 19th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

And just in case you missed one of our favorite & juciest Gisele post from last week, check it here!
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Objection! Her friend is not hot.
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wheres tom?
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Someone slap me in the face because I think she looks good here...
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Objections sustained
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I want her legs!
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Verdict - Gisele is a stunner. She's even beautiful without makeup!!
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She's got a nice body...but her face is not too appealing....and what is she going blind or what? dark glasses and holding on to the other chick? She should get a guide dog...and I'll take her friend...
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she is looking good
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nice lips, legs, skin, hair, boobs, butt, and abs.
Yeah, she can be an evil wench, but she is THE WORLD'S GREATEST SUPERMODEL and pretty smokin' hot!!!
Just don't expect her to be like mother Teresa
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^hahahahaha
shows how jealous this psycho cunt omega is because if she can compliment this ugly horse-face and find anything positive to say about her, how can she not compliment Lima EVER...jealousyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
having said that, this chick is fucking ugly
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"Just don't expect her to be like mother Teresa"
oh really? but you know how to bring up lima's slapping her boyfriend and make her sound like she is the world's modern hitler...u fucking jealous whore...yeah, come back to write cuz i wont read...it's gonna kill you!!!!!!!!
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4,
ur fucking high is all
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and omega,
bitch stop stalking me...for someone who doesnt like me, u surely check out my profile and guestbook way too often...i am thinking u wanna see if eve and i are talking shit about you...dont worry; we are...we make fun of you by writing personal messages back and forth, having the best time here on the bastardly LOL
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To me, she's always looked like a long board with boobs.
eh
I'll pass.
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d55
if you pay attention after getting you head out of you loose nasty cunt and are off you PMS rampage:
I have complimented lima's:
eyes, giving raising money for charity, her skin, her hair, her legs, her tan, etc.
Now, I just prefer gisele's body because it is tight, lean, and trim. lima's body seems very bulky now, lima looked best in 2003.
Oh, yes private messages are great because I was talking to Moe about how fucking psycho we think you really are!!!!!
hahahaha you are so right having the best time on the bastardly LOL
oh and I looked at your profile recently ONCE, because I just wanted to see how far you insanity goes, sweety. You crazier than I thought you were.
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Ha ha ha...cat fight...may I suggest mud wrestling..? I know I know, mind my own business....
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d55
frankly, I think you are a little jealous too.
You are jealous of Gisele's career and money because you even said
"i probably wont see one million $ in my entire life"
hahahahahaha, damn we all know that's true
plus, the way you attack me random out of no where for things I said months ago just SHOW HOW PSYCHO, OBSESSED, AND JEALOUS YOU REALLY ARE!!!
I stopped most of my ranting and bringing up Ale vs. lima crap
isn't time you stopped?
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whats the bid deal about her?? She looks like a tranny and is a bitch.
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lmao @ #14
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I am jealous of Gisele's career, power, and some of her features:
skin, really nice legs, height (5'10), and her hair.
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gisele is looking quite hot as usual
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Hummmm, I really wonder if Tom Brady really had her center his balls for him...or was she just a tight end? Well I also heard that Tom is gay, so I guess, that's out of question then...oh well que sera sera.
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Blech, way too bony. Am I the only one who is repulsed?
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she some stunner, i believe tom brady is perfection, but CRYING perfectiong after a last year superbowl loss to the new york giants!
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looks like my sister
i think she's hot as well
thats how we think down here in LA
LA = Lower Alabama
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objection: her tits aren't "mini" ;p
she's gorgeous, love her
her friend's got a nice body
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I'll give Gisele credit for having a nice bod but maybe it's a little too
skinny. Other than that she really isn't that hot and I give props to
whoever came up with saying fucking her is like "fucking a sofa" cause thats popably correct.
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@ 28. It was Moe who said it.
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Hummm, I've never tried fucking a sofa..maybe I should put that on my list....does that mean that she's all mushy? squeeshie? or bumpy? dang, I got to learn all this new sayings....
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gisele looks like my cousin in these pics..
I dont think gisele is an ideal perfect girl... she needs curves.. and some more meat then maybe she could be.
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