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Bastardly Breaking News!! Gisele Bundchen Drives An Audi!!

Photo Credit: ISBP/MO/bauergriffinonline.com

Gisele Bundchen and a girlfriend hit up BOA Steakhouse on Sunset in West Hollywood yesterday for a quickie drink before she picked up take out (which she probably didn't eat).

Any Bastardly Guesses as to how one can eat out at tip-top steak joints & still stay bone skinny?!

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33 Scandalous Comments

Please tell me that's her tongue on page 4 and not her lower lip...

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 @ 5:50pm
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haha that's her tongue...damn, her ass is as flat as the back of my hand...but i like those jeans a lot

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 @ 5:53pm
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Sort of like your ass? Actually I think she has more curves than you do, but then again so does a tranny thai hooker so that's not saying much.

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 @ 7:47pm
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good god...you just keep making it more obvious that you're so damn jealous of me...i have a tight lil curvy body that you can't dream of having in your entire life as you can see...bitch, people die of diseases; you're gonna die of jealousy!

Thursday, June 26th, 2008 @ 2:44am
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The only protein she eats is Tom Brady's jizz.

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 @ 6:21pm
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she looks so skiny here! from the waist up she looks better, her legs are very skiny. i like her hair though.

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 @ 6:25pm
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Very nice body!

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 @ 6:33pm
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looking hot here... AND she has a friend??
Gisele is down another notch on the bitch-o-meter.

I think I'm starting to like her. wow.

did not see that happening.

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 @ 6:38pm
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Oh get real...if people don't eat, they die. You can't just assume that someone is anorexic. She has a body to keep up for her career, so she probably has to stick to a good diet, which I'm sure protein plays a large part in.

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 @ 6:45pm
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And as Belichek says all the protein she eats is Tom Brady's jizz.

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 @ 6:51pm
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She's looking really good in these pictures.

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 @ 7:02pm
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I've never been a big fan of her face, but I have to say her body is looking awesome here.

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 @ 7:04pm
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She is hot. That body, wow.

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 @ 8:27pm
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Too skinny. Probably didn't eat anything and the take out if for her caveman Brady.

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 @ 8:29pm
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She is exremely ugly here. And her hair looks filthy. Nice skinny long legs, though, just one positive thing goin on here.

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 @ 9:26pm
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I can't believe people call her "extremely ugly". I'm just hoping that that person is 10x hotter than her for him/her to talk trash like that. I think she looks nice. And yes she is skinny but isn't she a model. And deep inside, everybody rather be skinny than fat. They're just not going to admit that.

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 @ 10:12pm
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That's the A8L with the W12 in it. Will do 62 in about 5 flat and tops out at 155. Damn nice car, only downside is the understeer that usually comes with most Audis.

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 @ 11:26pm
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12 cylinder engines are still allowed in commie paradise California? (The Jaguar in pic 2 is much nicer.)

Thursday, June 26th, 2008 @ 1:10pm
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If those sticks get too close she's gonna set her vaj on fire.

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 @ 11:40pm
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tall and tan and young and lovely
the girl from ipanema goes walking
and when she passes, each one she passes goes 'ahh'

when she walks, shes like a samba
that swings so cool and sways so gentle
that when she passes, each one she passes goes 'ahh'

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 @ 11:40pm
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Gorgeous woman. Gorgeous car. Her beauty is not typical like MOST of the woman who are considered hot or sexy by the bastardly community. Her beauty is ELEGANT. it doesnt SCREAM sexy it just is.

Thursday, June 26th, 2008 @ 12:35am
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some people can eat what they want and not put on weight. I eat more than anyone i know and never put on more than a couple of pounds. Maybe she just has a fast metabolism?

Thursday, June 26th, 2008 @ 6:20am
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Maybe then you should post some pictures so we can offer our professional opinion.

Thursday, June 26th, 2008 @ 7:13am
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Amazing body, tight little ass. gotta love it!

Thursday, June 26th, 2008 @ 7:41am
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i cant do anything about it.. i just dont see that beautiful woman in her.. even more- i dont see a woman at all !!
i am truly sorry, but i dont think that this is how should look role model for many young ladies..

Thursday, June 26th, 2008 @ 1:21pm
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The Girl is freakin' hot and gorgeous; not in that run of the mill boring barbie doll way, but in that unusual exotic glamazon way. Americans have been brainwashed their entire lives with a stupid pasty barbie doll as ideal beauty. You can't possibly appreciate real beauty.

Beetches in this country spent over a billion dollars dieting to look like her. All the ones telling you how skinny she is would give their souls to have her body. That's how petty & phony women are. Every woman I know is on a diet. Even the ones I think look great are on a diet. So don't believe women when they tell you "I like being curvy" BS. Everybody knows curvy is code for HEAVIER as in FAT.

Monday, June 30th, 2008 @ 12:56am
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