Bastardly Breaking News!! Miley Cyrus Does 'Got Milk?' Ad!
Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 around evening with martini & women in hand by Moe
Set to appear in the June, 2008 GQ magazine, I'm sure all dudes will love looking @ a jailbait with a milk 'tache. Who the hell approves this shit, anyway?On to more important matters: How does one write an entire article about Miley's milk moustache photo? An anonymous 'Staff Writer' @ Ace Show Biz.com shows us exactly how...
Helps to spread the words of the importance of drinking low fat milk, Miley is pictured in the ad sitting on a chair in a dressing room. Dons a white shirt, dark-colored tight jeans, and a pair of brown boots, Miley is photographed lifting her right leg up with both her hands lying on the arms of the chair.
Below Miley's pic there's a tagline that reads, "Actress by day. Rocker by night. I've got to keep fit to keep up. Some studies suggest that teens who choose milk instead of sugary drinks tend to be leaner and the protein helps build muscle. It's the best of both worlds." [AceShowBiz]
The ability to write such beautiful filler is a unique talent in the gossip industry, I tell you.
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Staff writer at Ace Showbiz can get paid for that shit, but I'm still eating funnel cake and dodging carnies here at the freelance fair. Look, it's the "You suck at life" clown!
The fact that that picture is so similar to the green bra set is 100% the Sketch. Is there anything about this child that isn't exploited?
betty_rockerReply to this Comment
http://www.notmilk.com/lungworm.html
PoeIsGoneReply to this Comment
She is not even legal stop posting her pictures!!
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I bet thats not milk.
I'm surprised they didn't make it super cold in the studio so her nips were hard. Sickos.
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lol @ 5 hhahahahaha freakin perv!
Dr.philUPonUReply to this Comment
Beastiality is wrong, it's sick to shoot cow's milk on your face.
McPervReply to this Comment
Fuck her
Razer RickReply to this Comment
stolen from loki....
and dedicated too McPerv... ;)
GlimmerReply to this Comment
let's if this works slighly better...
GlimmerReply to this Comment
ewww gross (to above picture), miley is so cute, she looks better in candid shots though, don't like her wearing a lot of makeup. still, i love her! adorable.
shandiReply to this Comment
Leave her alone she's only a little girl.
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hahahahahah love the pitcure!
Cherrypie22Reply to this Comment
oops I meant picture
Cherrypie22Reply to this Comment
Too easy.
Racer XReply to this Comment
Chucky-doll lookin' bitch. UGLY.
Why are the geek boys spraying their shorts over this ugly hoar? YUCK! Just because she's underage? That's sick!
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i like miley cyrus... she nice an cool, but FUCKING TIRED ALL HATERS HERE!!!
Blickerfield93277Reply to this Comment
LMAO@ # 7
To haters - Miley is a kid, lay off her. side note: How is she even remotely ugly? She's adorable, sheesh. jealous much?
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shes a pretty cool girl
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awesome..but i wanna see the before and during pics do.
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all i gotta say is she's legal here in Alabama.
redneckReply to this Comment
now this is jailbait
http://www.intternetti.net/~jiri/motivation/jailbait2.jpg
redneckReply to this Comment
miley is the poster girl for jb,
cute, sexy, adorable, obviously gives gobbies, and all at the tender (yet erotically) young age of 15
dont grow up miley
wateva u do
abominationReply to this Comment
I'm taking down all your names.
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(Insert generic cum on face joke)
RD_Reply to this Comment
She looks like a real doll
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# 9 Glimmer, that is disgusting, I am so glad I am weaned and don't need a surrogate cow mommy for milk-drinking. I stopped drinking milk for ethical reasons, but looking back, I don't know how I ignored how gross and infantile drinking cow's milk is. You see a pic like that and it's hard to ignore, though to completely see what milk drinking is about she needs to just go all the way and suck straight from the cow's teat.
That said, I am ready to drink some milk from Jessica Alba's tits.
McPervReply to this Comment
isn't that chick in the milky udder shot rebecca loos? i.e. that chick who had an affair with David Beckham?
damnableReply to this Comment
A 15 year old and a butta already? Wow!
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FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK SO HARD RIGHT NOW
germReply to this Comment
Billy Ray Cyrus was just off camera aggravating his Carpel Tunnel Syndrome
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The hottest girl on this site today is the girl in the link that Redneck posted. Redneck, who is that girl?
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@28
FoxyRoxyIt's Josie Maran
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@ 18 - yes, there is too many fucking annoying haters here! they should go an fuck yourself... anything but a redneck nascar fans
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She hasnt got run over by a runaway trailer yet? Shucks.... maybe next week.
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