Bastardly Breaking News!! Suri Cruise Gets A New Haircut!
Friday, October 24th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: ANDERSON/VILA/bauergriffinonline.comKabbalah prisoner Katie Holmes and daughter Suri (b. April 18, 2006) spend an afternoon together running around in Central Park.
And, from a Sexiest MILF standpoint, where does Katie Holmes rank on everyone's list?
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I do not want to see this.
mr_hankeyReply to this Comment
I agree!
Aisha PReply to this Comment
whatever haha. she is the cutest baby i have ever seen!
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agree!
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Why do I get the feeling we'll get a "Mommie Dearest"-style memoir from Suri 20 or 30 years from now?
Some GuyReply to this Comment
Cute kid, fucked up name..
MundoReply to this Comment
D-A-M-I-E-N 666... D-A-M-I-E-N 666...
BoneCrusherReply to this Comment
nice
johni just got a picture of Katie Holmes falling off a balcony in slow motion
while little suri looks on from her big wheel
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"Suri! Look at me Suri! It's all for your Suri!"
johnReply to this Comment
Where's her evil nanny & large hell-hound to protect her?
Razorblade TongueReply to this Comment
Tom Cruise is flamingly gay. Does it count if he's cross-dressing?
FrostReply to this Comment
the cutest little girl. Almost as cute as my son lol
Bellezza ItalianaReply to this Comment
she's scientology prisoner you dumbasses.
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What happened to Shiloh...
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