Bastardly Breaking News!! Victoria Beckham Took Her Kids To London With Her!


Rumor has it that there was a death in the nanny's family & naturally she had to take the entire week off. As for trusted babysitters: They, too, were all busy studying for exams.

Anonymous Bastardly friends close to the family are saying that there was a crazy sale @ the Christian Dior store in London that Victoria couldn't miss, so after contemplating leaving the kids home alone in L.A, Poshie took the safe route and booked everyone a flight to London for a week. Aaaw, how sweet!

Here are a few more pics of the Beckhams (minus daddy Beckham) @ Heathrow airport.

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What was the point in the Tandoori remark?

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 12:38pm
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there's really no point in anything we do.

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 12:41pm
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^ That's funny, Moe.

Victoria is hot and jeans with high heels is always a winning combo.

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 12:44pm
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I love those two perky new additions to her body.. David is a lucky man, getting to tear that up every night!!!!

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 12:53pm
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Who am I kidding? Heels go good with anything or nothing at all!

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 12:57pm
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I love the way she looks here..not quite so robotic as usual.

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 12:58pm
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Looks a bit chilly there, those grapefruits are pointy.

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 1:02pm
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^I like the way you look.....j/k......sort of....

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 1:03pm
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They might not be Tandori loving, but I bet you they like their curry in a hurry.
Seriously...If I stay late at work and take the 7:30 Path train from World Trade Center....The whole train is filed with Indian people. I call it the Curry Express. What's odd is.....And it isn't a racial thing...But the whole train smells of Indian food. It's like the spices are so potent that they and even their close smell of it.
No lying...Take the 7:10 curry express sometime and you'll know what I mean.

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 1:04pm
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oops that was for Honey

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 1:04pm
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@9. Apparantly Europeans smell like cheese to Indians. Must be all the dairy.

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 1:10pm
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Weird?
As Dennis Miller said of a French cabie, he stunk of man “eating gorgonzola cheese, while getting a perm in the septic tank of a slaughter house."
So I guess we all have our cultural smells....And I didn't mean that to be racist or anti-ethnic at all....It was an observation....The Curry Express is a name and Indian friend and I cooked up.

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 1:16pm
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Self_maintained_boobs

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 1:30pm
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Fucking pig-nosed cunt with bolt-ons' unholy spawn better hope they got most of their dna from daddy.

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 1:30pm
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the terminator machine has an awful fashion sense
it's very disgusting to look at her, it shouldn't be because she's skinny, but she's very plastic
david is gay

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 1:34pm
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Oh, Robo-Hooker....

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 3:06pm
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I still love this woman. She's fascinating. I think it's the money thing though. haha And the fact that I absolutely loved the spice girls in the 5th grade.

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 3:26pm
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Leanne - So you're 23?
I loved them too, but that was because that was when they were hot.
Not so much now.

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 3:29pm
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Hilarious story about the nanny.

Victoria proves that you don't need a bra if you get silicone nazi boobs.

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 3:35pm
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thank fuck her kids are all boys!and i hope they have their daddy`s personality,so phew!

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 5:34pm
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Did she get steel inserts?

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 8:21pm
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her boobs look really weird. i must say, there must be something very special going on about her that makes daddy beckham stay.

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 8:26pm
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She is smashing! Posh-I love it.

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 @ 9:49pm
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smashing babe!! LA gets hot as beautiful state of California!

Friday, April 4th, 2008 @ 2:33am
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