Bastardly Fashion Rating: Paula Abdul @ 2008 CMT Music Awards
Wednesday, April 16th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
CMT Awards: Did Paula Abdul write her own patter?
Speaking of off, Paula Abdul (pictured) was on hand to deliver THE most awkward introduction ever. She looked fabulous, in a Spider-Man inspired gown, and she clearly felt great as she danced her way to her mark. But then she spoke: "My life has always been surrounded by dance, cheerleading, tons of inspiration, and, of course, music. That's why I'm so happy to be here in Music City!" Cut to Keith Urban, looking bored. But continue. "Now, I'm just so blown away. There's so many American Idol alumni here, I feel like this is a reunion, and I'm a proud mom. You know, some of those kids we literally found underneath a rock, and saw that they could actually be our bright and shining diamonds in the rough." Dramatic pause as she puts her outstretched arms down. [Entertainment Weekly]
what happened to this gal
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Well atleast her dress and haircut look okay.
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For a pill popping, best before her time woman, she looks damn good here
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I think her sex appeal has just gone down the drain...Her face looks so artificial already, kinda reminds of Micheal Jackson is some strange way, well anyway I think she's a has been but not anymore.
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Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig...
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Hahaha...You have to give Paula some credit...She cracks me up on American Idol...Weird facial expressions,occuard gestures....And that Vicodin fueled smile...hahaha...Im telling you,she just makes me laugh.
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She can't even complete a sentence when she talks. I saw her on Letterman and it was painful to watch.
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Hopeless drunk. This is what Tara will be like in a few year's time.
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id bang this.
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Why does she have this urgent need to open her mouth even if she doesn't have anything useful to say? Fucking blaa-blaa-bitch, she gets on my nerves everytime I watch that shitty show called American Idol...and so does Ryan Seawhatever.
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Bitch looks like shit, and that mole on the face makes me wanna puke, disgusting.
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B. - Your comment is the funniest thing I've read all day! "Vicodin fueled smile" ha ha!
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