Bastardly Hasbeen Cam: Jennifer Lopez @ "Shine A Light" Premiere


God damn! What the hell happened to her?! I'm pretty sure Marc Anthony's gonna ditch J-Lo for tighter packages in the not-so distant future...

Lopez paid $6m for baby pics
Jennifer Lopez and her husband Marc Anthony were paid a staggering $6m (€3.7m) for the first pictures of their newborn twins Max and Emme.

People magazine dug deep for the rights to show the world the month-old tots - trumping the $1.5m (€946,054) a rival paid pop star Christina Aguilera for the first snaps of her baby son Max.

Tabloid editors claim stars are competing to win more and more money from magazines - and that if pregnant Angelina Jolie is carrying twins, as is rumoured, she can expect a $10m (€6.3m) payday. [IOL]

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Why the hell is she wearing so much makeup?? And he looks like fucking Skeletor from He-Man. Is he on coke or what?? lol. And I just noticed his pants. Oh god. She is too good for this ugly little man.

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 2:18pm
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When you take away the expensive makeup and stylist. She is no different than any other Hispanic woman walking down the street, never was.

The cellulite is probably curdling and 2 inches thick on those big fat thighs and ass.

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 2:27pm
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Thanks Courtney for clarifying where Skeletor comes from....and I must say I disagree. Skeletor was built.
Picture three....He look like Hank Azaria after a nuclear winter.

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 2:31pm
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this chick would go to the mailbox without consulting a stylist first. can you imagine the sheer amount of beee-otch-iness she exudes on a constant, every waking moment every day basis?

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 2:51pm
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I've always thought this chick was a no-talent, mediocre looking, fat-ass Puerto Rican puta. She could hip-hop dance okay on In Living Color but that's it. I still feel the same way. I don't get the "Latina Stars" thing..Penelope Cruz and this broad are bad examples of hott Latina women

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 3:04pm
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All i know is if my wife looks like that at 39 i'm going to be get down on my knees and thank the lord. Shit for 39 j.lo is looking good!!

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 3:24pm
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maybe I'm on my own here, but I think she's very pretty - granted, she IS wearing way too much make-up, but she is still pretty

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 3:44pm
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she's never been pretty...when my mom first saw her, the first thing that came out of her mouth was, "her nose job is very obvious." haha...it was that butt that got her big, not the face for sure...she is nothing special and looks ugly most of the time.

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 4:02pm
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she looks like a big sack of shit in that dress

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 4:07pm
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Her husband could be the grim reaper..........scary fella

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 6:20pm
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What's the point of these eyelashes? They're not fooling anyone, they're obviously fake -_-. Too much makeup makes people look worse, not better. Somebody needs to tell her that.

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 8:10pm
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Way too much makeup, but still beautiful.

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 9:06pm
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She went downhill fast.

Did not age well.

Monday, March 31st, 2008 @ 11:27pm
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i never find her pretty att all....she looks like my neighbor...

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 3:49am
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She's very pretty, but she's wearing way too much makeup.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 5:26am
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Wow, lots of haters in here today huh? Anyway, she'll just laugh all of us away to the bank. Oh and she actually has very pretty eyes.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 8:09am
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I agree about the too much makeup thing, she is waaaaaaaay too old for that much shimmery eyeshadow. I'm 23 and I'M too old for that much shimmery eyeshadow. However, you can't argue she looks pretty darn good for having twins just a few weeks ago.

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 @ 11:14am
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back those days, she was fucking hot as hell when i listen and watched her hot music videos in late 2004 an 2005... but this year, fugly and GROSS!

Saturday, April 5th, 2008 @ 11:34pm
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