Bastardly Lady of the Day - Allison

fugly. weird and pointless pics

looks like michelle trachtenberg's ugly tranny sister. Gross...1 star

looks good as a blonde. really pretty. dont mess with your hair. and yes, u look a lot like michelle williams

who in the hell is this ugly bastard? what a bad way to start the week, did we choose from the bottom of the pile to try and ruin everybody's monday? And pic #3 and #4, c-mon what were you trying to do?

I'm just going to comment on the first two pics...

In the first pic you look like Taylor Swift and I love your pale skin. I don't like the green dress, but your body looks good in it.

In the second pic you look just like Michelle Williams (Heath's wife). You have nice eyes and lips. Your best feature is your skin...it's beautiful.

I don't care to comment on the rest of the pics.

uuuggg, you lose points for the ugly green leopard print dress. You gain a point for your "What makes you bastardly answer", and you lose another point for trying to make us beleive that is your torso. Since I began at 3 stars that gives you 2 stars.

Picture 3 was interesting.....*rolls eyes*
Ok...I can see when you want to...You can look stunning....Especially with your hair back (picture 1, case and point). I think you have promise....But you are a bit...Like you said an acquire taste. I think that is more because of your style...which seems to be all over the place (picture 1 & 4 in particular are polar opposites).
BTW Picture 2....do you live in you car? You may want to get like an organizer from Wal-mart or something for that back seat.
Picture 5 would have been nicer if you pulled a bit farther away...
overall 3...cause you look more red head than blonde and that is nice. Also Picture 1 is really....Um how do I say this...Hot.
OK...Done.....-2 stars for the fugly back seat and picture 3. Picture 3 I'm waiting for someone to hit you with a shot of adrenilaine to the heart to bring you out of your heroine coma.

you look a lot like michelle williams... which is not good. because michelle williams is the one and only, although i dot find her appealing at all.

I really like your green eyes in pic 2 and you have good taste in men (Craig Ferguson!). Kind of hard to tell about the rest of your pics though.

Cute.

A pig with tits.

Nice hair.

That first and that last pic....yeah.

You're pretty.

You get four stars for NOT being a dumb skankbot.

p.s. - the first pic. I want that dress and those shoes. i want them now.

WTF is with you people giving this skank a 3? She deserves nothing, but since that number isn't an option, I'd say 1

Um, not workin' for me.
What's worse than MySpace self pics? When some dumbass tries to take "artsy" MySpace self portraits. Pic 3 has got to be the worst pic of a female I've ever seen. You seem like an ugly dumbass. 1* because I can't go any lower.
Throw my name in the ring of people that want 0 or negative star ratings.

cute i guess, just not my type

bad selection in pics though

2 stars and NO SOUP FOR YOU

no...i like your eyes though...good choice with Lima...and everyone, I just got stung by a bee...literally

Heath Ledger says Michelle Williams is a great fuck.

Mathilda Ledger says I want my daddy.

Caitie Harmful says I don't like her shoes.

Phil McCracken says Fuck you nasty whore, cut you up, I'll kill you, die, die.

Bill Walton says The Lakers are going to win it all.

Jeffrey Lee Pierce says She cannot miss a vein.

Hugh Hefner says You missed the main vein.

Angela Bettis says I'm very dark and quirky.

Anna Faris says I go both ways.

Girl says Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme some more.

Boy says I am shocked that Bret Michaels picked Amber.

Daisy says I am so OVER this.

Chelsea Rae says Is it too tight for you?

Ramon says Yes.

The Meltzer Family says We like Alison, we approve, she looks like she's very creative, the world hates creative people, Alison, for the love of God don't listent to anyone, follow your muse, rock and roll, motherfuckers!

i agree with 15 on this one, looks kinda okayish pic1 but not really my type

@17.

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I like the first and the last pic, you're ok not my type tho, pics could be better.....

HAHAHAHAHA... What a hot mess.

Actually... she's just a mess.

whats it like being a really ugly girl?

HEY THAT BITCH UP THERE IS ME!!! OK FIRST OF ALL THATS NOT MY CAR SECOND OF ALL I WAS BEING ARTSY WITH MY PICS AND THIRD I AVIODED LOOKING SKANKY AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. and dont i deserve another point for not being a cocky little bitch? CONSTRUCTIVE CRITIQUES ARE BETTER.

@23 Please read forum thread titled - Handy BLOTD Pic Decription Chart

Thank you...

Gorgeous, unique and cool.

OH HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great....So you living in someone elses car?

Meltzer Family? If you actually read Caitie's comments....She said she like the shoes...
Otherwise...I second the
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is she voting for herself? because i am not feeling that this one is 3 stars worthy not that the ones that got 4 stars were worthy 4 but yea

my last comment goes both ways...some didnt deserve the 4 stars but some shouldve gotten higher

Please tell me your kidding..... are all the BLOTD this bad !!!! its been soooooooooo long since we saw a "good one"...... this is freakin idiotic.

There's two minutes of my life lookin at this piece of trash I won't get back....

I gotta stop being so curious.

And thats the bottom line.......

lol on number 2!

Looks Russian. Not impressed.
This is what Michelle T probably looks like in an alternate universe.

Cute and interesting to look at.

You appear Irish, which can get mixed results. I couldn't care less about it, I like pale Irish chicks and dark Africans and all colors in between. My penis does not discriminate.

I say you look like Michelle Trachtenberg plus 20 pounds (which isn't necessarily bad, either).

U do look like Heath Ledger's widow (God rest his soul). But I must be part of the group of guys that think "What the f%$K is that!!??" lol. But your tits are very very nice, and judging by pic 1, u got some potential.

u look like a homeless person. particularly in the pic of ur torso. which is gross. please wash ur sweatpants.

Your eyes are beautiful!!
But its actually the only thing I found beautiful about you...page 4 is horrible,i dont know what you were thinking when you sent that,and page 5 is not looking hot either.
i dont think you are worth of 3 stars either,as d55 said.
You are sort of a mess....And once again I dont like the pictures.maybe with better pics I would have liked you more.

Ok how is it that this girl seems to be gettin 3 stars when everyone kicked up such a fuss about melissa and Beth gettin 3/4 stars last week? This girl is 2 stars tops. Shes attractive and has nice eyes, but looks abit grubby. and that pic of 'the torso' is weird and gross.

I think you're gorgeous!

Stunning!

That torso pic looks like it was taken at a crime scene

cute! I love the fact that ur BLONDE.

Hot.

I love ur hair and eyes, u have a nice body too.

u soooo look like michelle williams and shes gogeous!

No, this girl deserves negative stars.

Is this a joke?

I can't find anything attractive in this chick. Quite possibly the worst BLOTD ever.

Do you guys ever reject any of the candidates or is this the very bottom of the barrel? Save this shit for Halloween or Lose Your Boner Day.

And she does resemble an inbred, uglier, poor version of Michelle Williams.

I think ur really cute. this is gonna be better than last week if the standard stays this high!

Ur hot!!!

I think ur hot in a slutty way...

i'd slip you something long, but not cause you are pretty, but because of the dress in the first pic. however i would give you like... 1 star. face isn't my type at all. bag-tastic!

^Those have to be fake comments.

Time to ban uncertified bastards.

BTW clean up your car. I hate getting into someones car and having to move shit around before I can sit down. It just tells me your house/apartment isn't much cleaner.

u have pretty eyes

Sort of reminds me of Michelle Williams. I wish I had the guts to post a provacative picture, like the first. It's playful. I already adore you...Well, if I blight out the torso picture and some of the answers.

Very interesting.

I find is suspect that all those "your hot" comments are coming from uncertified bastards...

^^suspect indeed Tray-C

Another fat fucking cunt with a pig-nose who thinks she is hot. When will these little Myspace turds learn?

>> some guys think I'm absolutely gorgeous while others are like "What the f%$K is that!!??" <<

Put me very, very firmly in the second camp. 1-star, because I can't give negative stars.

Picture 3 is pointless, but other than that, I think you're pretty. WAY better than that bitch from yesterday! :)

Nice eyes.

U are beautiful. by far the best yet.

sexy and cute. u have a perfect body.

fuckin hot!!!

Um....Mandingo......Cathy and her Alice the Goon friend are the worst....Followed closely by Lisbeth....This woman just needs to take some better shots.

really really really cute.

you really look a little bit like michelle williams
you're not my type, but I love your eye colour and shape
you're a little fat :(

"Daddy it burns - it burns..." Honey try not to stare...

Fake comments are like opening your Christmas gifts early.

Richard I just saw Brianna and Victoria from 2006 and those are just as bad, so I guess this might not be the worst BLOTD ever, but its bad. Really bad.

& why are all the "You Look Hot!" comments from Uncertified Bastard's? Are they just your friends or are they just to ashamed members?

u r by far the prettiest girl ive seen on this site.

ur really hot! Thak god cos BLOTD was gettin depressing in a MAJOR way.

hot and sexy - whats not to love?!

so pretty! great body!

sorry, I don't think you are gorgeous or sexy IMO

REALLY WEIRD PICS
NO CLEAR BODY SHOTS
NO COMPLETE BODY SHOTS

what are you hiding???????????????????/

Your picture choices are quite strange. I don't think the "artsy" thing works for BLOTD, because we need to see what you look like. It's not a photography contest.

Anyway, you should have left out pictures 3 and 4, they aren't doing anything for you. You do look pretty in picture 1 and you do have pretty eyes. Otherwise, I can't really tell. Overall, you're okay.

aquired taste? caviar or opera? i bet you taste more like lime jello with bacon bits

@Dirty bastard -Hahahaha...Thats what I was thinking,but couldnt put in words....

Why apply for BLOTD only to bolster your own showing by adding uncertified comments... what's the point... Do you think that if someone sees those they are going to change their own mind...

Hahahah, nice string of fake comments at 4:00. You remind me of Molly Ringwald. Cute, but that torso shot will haunt me..

DB.....Classic! *waves*

Very true Tray-C......Wait it is working...She's totally hot to me now.....Not!

Youre so pretty and unique looking. you may look different but sameness is boring. youre very striking looking and thats a good thing because you stand out unlike some plain 'beauties' out there.
dont listen to any of the haters. you do your thing girl! you look great and the mean comments come from jealous bitches.

holy jesus you are fine. i would take you out as my arm candy, take you home to meet mom, and then fuck you like crazy. youre my kind of gal. beautiful and sexy

I gave you 5 stars because you are one of the best blotds on this site. the answers were great and you dont seem cocky and weird like most of the former blotds. the pictures could have been a little better but I still can see you are a very attractive young woman and i think most of the negative comments on here come from gay men or jealous girls.

HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i like what i see and would like to see more. cant wait til you do bastardly lady revisited. show us more of your pretty sexy self

OMG @ the fake comments.. but I am leaving this site for good now.
Just lettin ya'll know so you can stop writing about how much you hate me here and there.

heath ledges wife?? yuck . you are way better. i would say you are more like a PRETTIER Michelle Tratchenberg and every one knows i love michelle t!

There have been 4 star BLOTD's who did not get this many nice comments.

What happened now, Pam? I thought everything was better.

Well, what can I say, The pictures are pretty horrible and they make you look bad. Some better shots would've been great because you're a beautiful girl and it is evident in your photographs even if they were bad. You have very striking features. I don't know why there are so many bad comments, I think people are exaggerating just for the sake of being mean. You're hot. period.

I'm a fairly confident girl but looking at your photos made me feel a little insecure. I'm so plain and you're so pretty and as others said "striking" looking. I'd like your eyes, eyebrows, and maybe even your cute nose. Yes please.

You're a pretty girl Allison. Mmm-hmm, You sure are. *smiles and drools*

...You are amazing! Reading your comments is like the highlight of my day! And you are also very beatiful. Don't let the bastards get you down. They are just jealous. I'm being serious Pamela.
And back on topic, Allison honey, HELL NO! LMAO! You have nice eyes and ..er..thats about it. Stop leaving Uncertified Bastard comments praising yourself. You are just making yourself look bad. LMAO at comment 91! Pul-eese!

LMAO! @ The series of "uncertified bastards" posting minutes apart *rolls eyes* (from 38 to 48) HAHAHA!

I am not certified and I think these pics are total CRAP! The torso shot is unflattering, your leopard print green dress screams "BLEAKER STREET", and the shot in the dirty car..... well you must have known that you would get negative feedback on that one. Your last answer was way off, an acquired taste? No........ not even close. Sorry!

LOL! Seriously, whoever is making up these screen names to write positive comments on her is dumb (I think she's the one doing it). LOL! "the person" keeps doing it in series, and in 1 min (depending on the size of the comment) intervals. This is sad. lol

Come on Pammy...You are like a featured del>freak-a-zoid attraction. People come to just look and stare.

What's cookin' good lookin'?

@ Douche Baggery

Why? just because you're a mean spirited loser with gay tendencies doesn't mean others don't find this girl attractive. I personally think she is stunning. What does being uncertified have to do with it? I've been on this site a long time and think the new signing up member shit is gay and prefer to stick with the old bastardly.

Holy shit you're hott

I kid you.....Maybe for once you'd take my advice and learn to like yourself for once....If you did that it wouldn't matter what people say. How upset was I about your baldy comment?

get this RED-HEADED-STEP-CHILD outta here!!! fuckin' UGLY AS CARROT TOP!!!!! and Michelle Williams TOO!!!!!!!! what a FUCKIN' JOKE!!!!!!

AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..................

I movin' back to SD.......

Oh, please stop comparing her to Michelle Williams. Michelle is gorgeous and classy.

You have the prettiest eyes ive ever seen. I hate the hair color though, it makes you look clownish. I think you would look much better with dark brown straightened hair, it would bring your eyes out even more (if that is even possible since they already stand out so much and are soooo preety!!!!)
gorgeous!

"you have the prettiest eyes ive ever seen" *smooch* *smooch*..........

ha ha h ah ha ha h ah ah h hah ah ah ah ha ha h ah ah ahha ha ha h ah ah

I see your push bra worked in pic 1........

ha h ah ah ha ha h ah hah aha h ah ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

SKANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*push-UP-bra*

Jessie - No cause all the recent uncertified posters with positive feedback recent are obviously "not" people that are old crumudgeons that can't keep up with times and think signing up to be member is gay, because they are threatened by it like yourself.
Instead they are today's BLOTD and friends trying to boost her ego and number of stars.
You just feel singled out, because your the last of a dying breed...The type of breed that hasn't signed his ass up yet.
It's not that big of a deal for Pete's sake.......

Do I sense a bitch fest over ANOTHER lady of the day? is it really worth it?

I think you're pretty all right. Look like Bryce Dallas Howard in the last picture, which I have a freaky fetish for. 2 stars, because I like opera but not caviar.

I don't think Pamela should leave.

PS Pam get a life and stick around...Your part of the show.....This three ring circus needs to go on and every good circus has a few freaks.

I vote PSC should STAY TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! ENTERTAINMENT BABY!!!!!!

I have her 3 stars, she had the balls to send her pics in so I give her an A for effort but I think she could have had better pictures, she isn't ugly but she isn't overtly beautiful either.

Pam - This place would not be the same without you and as you can see, there are plenty of us here who want you to stay.

#How do i live without you?
I want to know
How do i breathe without you?
If you ever go
How do i ever
Ever survive?
How do i?
How do I?
Oh how do i live?#

oh my god...can this ugly bitch get any more pathetic? LMFAO!!!

38, 39, 41, 42, 43, 44, 47, 48, 60, 62, 70, 71, 72, 73, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 92, 99, 100 are this bitch herself

bitch didnt even bother doing this subtly LMAO!

how can she possibly think so highly of herself? i bet these are her best pix...you are fucking ugly, girl...that nose and that distance between your nose and mouth...damn, i can build a house in between...ur ugly as sin...and u just uglier by posting those fake comments cuz u think ur soooo hot lmao!!!

uh, im confused what picture 3 was supposed to be showing....

^Connect the dots map, man! I know it's unconventional, but I don't mind the weirdness of this pic.

miss piggy does kermit know you're doing this...?

you look just like michelle williams!! except you have a piggier nose...dye your hair brown and straighten it, the hippy-punk girl look is so stupid...

Not bad at all. I would definitely say that you have a very unique look to you and I mean that in a good way. Not sure what's going on in the torso pic but I'm assuming you included it to be funny or something along those lines. And are you moving or something in the second pic? But ignoring those things, apparently I have that taste u talked about. ***

You are disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you look like you need a shower.....and a trip to the salon.....and some plastic surgery....

i think she's kinda cute, amazing eyes, great body, i would totally hit that.

i love reading Pam's threats to leave the site.....it makes my day.....JUST LEAVE ALREADY BITCH....QUIT FUCKING COMING BACK YOU FAT FUCKIN LARD ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha.....so funny

how come almost all of the uncertified bastards says shes the prettiest girl on here? shes either writing this or her friends are...

haha oh lvgrl90 how quickly we change. werent u the 1 ment to be postin fake comments about urself last time?! tut tut

and also pam the anorexic pathetic moose. pleas ehurry up and leave/starve urself to an early grave instead of whining on here. btw ur new pic is worse cos its a close up of ur tragic head.

what? i never posted fake comments... go read my entry dumb ass

stupid fuckin uncertified bastard...leave melissa alone

i dont need fake comments for people to say im hot :|

thanks kenny i dont mean to sound cocky but there wasnt even like a long line of uncertified comments saying im hot.. so it doenst even make sense lol

lol i wasnt sayin u posted fake comments! i myself thought u were hot. And said so many times. but u were ACCUSED (my pam et al) of posting them. and now ur doing the same thing.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i get it lol... see reading stuff on the internet is so bad.. lol well thanks :P

The first pic is kinda, I mean totally trashy, but u look cute in the second one so.. 4 stars

I just had to throw up.

Allison, I took the liberty of rewriting your last comment, I think you would agree with me, that this is what you meant to say:

" That I'm an acquired taste, kinda like 2am puke from too much drinking... some guys think that I'm absolutely gorgeous while being pissing drunk, but when they wake up the next morning with a bad hangover and sober they are like what the fuck is that!!??"

Ypu can thank me later. Cheerios!

You look nice in pic #2.

meh you look okay at best...2 stars.

i like the 'weird' pics. :)

You look like Pipi Longstockings...

hahaha ive been away shopping at marshalls all day N I COME BACK TO FIND THIS SHIT. i HAVENT POSTED ANY COMMENTS EXCEPT FOR THE OTHER OH-GEEZE UP THERE.

UGLY BITCH. Get your nose fixed. Stat. Don't expect pity for submitting pics to a site with a bunch of assholes (myself included).

You look better than a lot of the gals lately and seem offbeat in the good way. I stand by my earlier comments.

I don't see anything wrong with you, its all personal taste I guess

I'd hit it.

The more I look at her pics, the more I like her.

6 stars

funny how people think looks make them special, go and bend yourself, because looks eventually fade and you will eventually die. Only thing you'll be is the best looking corpse in the graveyard

your hot

6 stards

On the first pic, she seems like the type of chick drunken sex is awesome with.

Oh Raul, if only she did frequent sites like that. =)

JumpingIsUseless.. you really find her attractive? Are you sure you're not one of her friends who signed up to say nice things about her?

I am a nice guy and generally don't say mean things about people. I thought she was averaging looking but then I saw all her comments and that is just fucked up!!!!! Based alone on the fact that she has so much time on her hands to pretend to be other people to defend herself is ugly. And yeah, just read the comments, she's strange.

Yes, I find her attractive. No, I'm not one of her friends. The comments could be some of her friends trying to back her up. Waste of time but some people have weird friends.

-pic 4 you look like pig with that huge flared nose
-get a tan. you look so gross and pasty
-pathetic and so annoying with your lame ass fake comments
-you're not toned at all. go to the gym
-hair colour is nasty. go to the salon
-annnnd your clothes are ugly

Hmm. It's hard to know what to make of all this.

Pic 1 - Attractive, alluring, boobalicious, and yeah, a little trashy. You do look a LOT like Michelle Williams in this picture. Michelle Williams is very cute. Michelle Williams also looks like a duck. Make of that what you will.

Pic 2 - This looks like a completely different person from picture 1. It's ok, but it does exude a sort of Natasha Lyonne "fuck you" attitude, which isn't all that attractive.

Pic 3 - This is pretty pointless. Although I guesswe can see that your midsection is neither fat nor thin, just sort of "normal" squishy, which is ok by me.

Pic 4 - A little stoney looking. At least it looks like the same person as picture 2.

Pic 5 - This picture looks like yet a ANOTHER person. A bit of a cross between Molly Ringwald and Bryce Dallas Howard. That's the Bryce from The Village, where she looked ethereally beautiful, not the Bryce from Lady In The Water, where she looked all washed out and a little sickly. So, that's all good stuff.

Don't try to cover up your freckles (ie- pics 2 & 4), let them be freeeeee! (ie- pic 5) You also have really nice lips. Verrrry smoochable and full, but not at all cartoonish like the Hollywood actresses who have lost touch with reality.

This is the difficult to fathom BLotD in a long time. Whether all those "fake" posts of praise spaced just seconds apart from each other were Allison herself, or someone else screwing around, I'm just going to ignore all posts from non-certified posters.

^^the *most* difficult

somebody give us a hand up out of the rabbit hole? this bitch went shopping and didn't post uncert? LMAO.... BLEH, BLEH, BLEH.... going back to last week to rub one off...

Fuck yeah, I like that first shot.

Well, I guess I'm one of the ones that like this chick.

wheee

No.

I'm in the love-you team!
Pix 3 is funny, n.5 is -jesus- great!

You guys are bitches....shes cute and has nice skin!

lmfao @ 119...that is one of the funniest comments ive ever read...oh god...and after having read all the comments from the recent blotds, i can bet my life that the positive comments from uncertified bastards are not from this girl herself...but the psycho bitch who was obsessed with pam and me...she did this to a few other ugly ass blotds because she is ugly herself so she sees it as her duty to make ugly hoes feel better about themselves....and now this psycho is in icelend on a cllege trip, away from the bastardly...her psycho ass should have been banned again.

college*

I was pretty sure that the crazy poem writer was a guy.. but I could be mistaken.

...d55 Bunny and the poem writer are not the same people.

Hey, @ #173, how is it in Iceland? Have you met with Pam yet?

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