Bastardly Lady of the Day - Aunnalissa
Monday, May 12th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson

Hola Bastardly community! I'm 22 year old Aunnalissa from Hawaii, and I'm 99.9% sure I'm the perfect formula for a BLOTD!
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Most likely Bar Rafaeli or Selita Ebanks...they're sexy.
Do you like your boobs?
Hell no. I'm in the process of gathering money for a boob job now.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
This is a tough one, but ultimately, no. Unless no one found out... (:
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
I get Tila Tequila a lot, but I really don't like her.
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
They all have balls for doing this, but I can't think of any...wait, I think I remember hating Maya.
What makes you Bastardly?
I was born out of wedlock, but that's about it. I have no idea what being Bastardly means even though John eloquently tried to explain it.
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Honestly why do girls even post pictures like this for free? What do you get out of it? Why do need losers to feed your ego? Get a brain.
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the tattoos, the make up, the face, and the poses are awful.
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Maybe she just wants the tanktop.
You have a nice body. Do you surf and what island do you live on?
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ahahahahahaaaaaa.....ahahaaaaaaaaa.....
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in every sigle picture... it looks like you're straining out the longest most girth gifted shit, ever...
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"You got some rock? I'll suck ya dick!"
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guess again!!! hahaha....
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I see you got your Amy Winehouse starter kit.
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holy shit
that is so not even funny
wat is with those faces????????????????????
u have no idea how hard i wanna slap you across your stupid face
u have a good body though
and probably would be pretty in person
i love uggs in the first pic but that is all
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@ #1 you got your answer right here as to why some do it on the do you like your boobs question.
"Hell no. I'm in the process of gathering money for a boob job now."
& I'm sure she'll find some sucka 4 luv as ni..a on this site that will do it. This site is swarming with LL Cool J I need love folk! It's like a music artist - you gotta push your demo to get what you want. Then Hallery she'll take the tank to show them off.
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STOP with that fucking annoying lip pout thing
no, it doesnt make you hot-it just makes you look really stupid
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Goliano, beat me to the Amy Winehouse dig. Hate the tats and all that damn makeup. 2 stars.
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You look slutty, but I'd fuck you.
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this bitch is begging to be punched in the face...annoying, little baby whore...her life goals most likely include getting that tity job, be a groupie for rich rappers and suck as many dicks as possible.
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Your tattoos suck, and I generally like chicks with tats. It seems like you spend a lot of time on your knees, which isn't necessarily a bad thing. 3/5, end of story.
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Nice face - if you like the fish-lips look...
Nice body, too bad you have no self esteem, you don't need implants. A brain might help though...
Since you seem like a retard with a hot body - 1*.
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i am sorry but i really wanna kick you in the face
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LMAO @ #5...I was thinking the same thing!
bitch is fugly...just fugly...thats all i got.
but i think that covers it.
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you look hella short, stupid poses BUT I think you have a nice body and I see a really cute face, why pouting in every pic? WHY??? I'd give you ***
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DAMN! d55 - do you know her personally or did she say something about your family? it's getting a little thug'd out here in the club...
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we need a brown bag for this one
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She looks like a girl you'd pick up late at a bar, get a parking lot suck and fuck and leave her there with a load on her chin.
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Guess the lowered the bar again, this chick wouldn't get a second look from me on the street. The tats make her look like a cheap slut. Her body is only "decent" and that shit she's doing with the lips is just fucking stupid. Sorry, wouldn't even give this one a star.
And thats the bottom line........
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Not sure why she has to pout in every pic, but she's hot any way.
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@ 18 honey
hahaha! it ain't just me then ;)
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You bastards are so brutal! Funny but brutal!
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why dont you resubmit after you drop the gigantic shit your trying to squeeze out in these pics
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wrinkly
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She can't help but do the Zoolander pose in every shot.
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You really do need a set of breasts....Tattoos like that belong on Porn Stars and Strippers, Which one are you ??
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Just how much crystal have you done out there in Hawai'i?
My god, spend your $$$ on food instead of rock and regrettable tats. Can we take down these pics please?
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whats up with the stupid face in every pic??
0 stars. you look like a cheap hooker
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Pouty lipped TRASH!!! Fucking nasty.
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I'm with d55 on this one...This chick's got some thick ass thighs and cankles too... I'd say she's about 2 years away from being a huge assed chick with an ego about the same size... I'd tell her not to waste the money on the titties... she will need it for the emergency room when some Whaler harpoons her ass in the ocean... no doubt.
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The boob job wouldn't happen to be an required asset for your "profession" would it?
agreed with @32
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You are smoking hot. Don't listen to what anyone else is saying. I would lift up that skirt of yours and lick your buns without hesitation. If I was still in my band and still touring I would take you on the road with me and fuck you across America.
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Your beautiful, you don't need implants, and no more tattoos.
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20,
hahaha no but that face is so annoying!!! and given i am easily annoyed, i show more annoyance than general public
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Are you sure you are 22? Those are faces 12 year olds make when they are trying to be sexy. You've got a nice body and live in Hawaii, so I got to think that you get a fair amount of sun... those tats are going to be faded green monstrosities, just like the ones the paroled carnies have, in about 3 or 4 more years. Shit, hon, it is time to start making better choices before you end up doing something stupider than getting an unfortunate tattoo and having people shit on you via the Internet.
I'm sick today so I am feeling all fatherly; otherwise I would be dogging you pretty hard.
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OK....No. You look like a fucking typical MySpace ho.Puffing out your cheeks and pursing your lips. Pathetic. You are not cute and look way older than your 22 years. I usually find flat chests oddly sexy, but girl, you do need a boob job. Save up quick, because potentially big tits are the only thing you have going for you. Your body is boring. Your face is pathetic. Piss off.
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ugh..........
you can really do something more productive with your time than save up to get ur boobs " fixed". please... stop doing that( and yeah it is obvious from these pics lol)
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id fuck you, but thats about it
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I like the butterfly tattoo and you have a really nice body! Pouting is NOT the way to go, however...I'll give you a 3/5.
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Man! What a dumb lookin' ho!
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I wish these girls would have some self respect and stop taking pictures in their underwear..it makes me sad.
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pass
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all bastardness aside i feel really sorry for u
since ur a special case u get 2 comments from me
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I would hit it. And then run far, far away, and never return.
She looks like she's a mail order bride.
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this bitch is gross
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Generic Myspace baby stripper, NEXT!
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she came in 12th in the Kentucky Derby.
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I had written a huuuge ass comment,when i realized that pretty much everything I had to say had already been said...
Pathetic,cheap,lame,annoying poses(that I assume she finds "artsy"hahaha)
So...next!
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Goliano beat me to a Winehouse comment and why do so many girls make that stupid face? It isn't sexy. If one of ur friends told u it was, u need to beat that ass!
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HA H AH HA HAH AH HAHAH HA HAH AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winehouse KIT!!!!!!! HA H AH HA H AH A HA............
your pics/pose SUCK..... STAY in HAWAII BITCH!!!!!!!
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p.s. your not WORTHY for a WIDGET!!!!!
again....HA HA H AH HA HA HA H AHA AH AHH !!!!!
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I think its just the pout that isnt doing you justice. You've got a really good figure and you can tell you're v pretty but i think you should have had more smiley photos! I find it v funny that all the bitchiest most scathing comments are mainly from girls. You should really be nice to other women, cause im guessing, if you have to say such nasty things to others that you are probably reaaaallly insecure. Get over it and be nice to your fellow females! And all those people with the violent comments?? JEEEEEEZZZ thats just plain sad that her pout could annoy you enough to want to hurt her. Get some therapy.
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shut up .......bitch!!!!
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#1-Lay off the crack
#2-wipe the dogshit off your top lip and it will go back to normal
#3-you do have a nice ass, so get the tits and come back to see us
as is, its about a 2* deal.....
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fail
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@ 57 thanks Dr. Phil - Oprah would be so proud. I really wouldn't read that deep into the comments - execept for #58 and I agree without the b!tch part. It's called a figure of speech... kinda like when they say they want to pee in some girls but... (but who knows some might be into that one so bad example)
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Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.
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geez luweez they are tearing you to shreds!
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You are ugly as sin!!! But don't get a fucking boob job, thats lame! Oh wait, it might help take the attention away from your face.
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#57 Emma
this is therapy. so it doesn 't have to make sense, I'm beautiful dance with me emma!
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you guys are really mean!
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Again with the puffy flounder (one eye on the side or both at a fucked up angle) face.
You "live" in Hawai'i. What in the sam fuck do you need Uggs for?
...and WHEN oh WHEN did the rats nest hair become "hot"? They sell combs at the $0.99 and ABC stores, Lolo. Buy a couple--one might get lost while you're trying to rake that shit.
A mess and not shapely. I can't lie and give a single star with a straight face.
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What is with the idiotic fucking faces you retard. Maybe you are having a stroke. Also, nice tat's fucktard. I hope you do not breed. Ever. Fucking idiot.
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Looks quite slutty.
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Ugly model, thanks! Your comment turns me on...
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Weak.
/1*star
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Me want to eat your cookie.
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you make really stupid faces that make you look constipated or something. nice white lipstick too. and aunnalissa? what a fake name. keep your tits real and maybe you'll have a chance at not being complete trash. what do you want fake ones for anyway? unless youre trying to break into porn. which would be the only valid reason nowadays.
you might actually be pretty, but i cant tell under all that make up.
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Aunnalissa, I think you are super sexy, sexier than any girl I've ever had the pleasure of being with.
Here's what I want to do to you: I want to fuck you from behind, really hard.
I want to pull your hair and stick my thumb in your ass while I'm fucking you.
Then I want you to get on top and ride me until you come.
Then I want to get you a glass of water and massage you until you fall asleep.
When you wake up I will make you pancakes and serve them to you in bed.
Then I will eat your pussy until it's time for us to go to the beach.
On the way to the beach I want to pull the car over and fuck the shit out of you.
In other words, you look like you'd be an epic lay and I want to slide my montser cock inside of you.
Is that too forward of me?
Am I being to agressive?
You just bring out the horny dog in me, you sexy fucking bitch you.
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Oh, golly. I assume we're striving for a Masuimi Max look here?
Um. I'm sorry, kiddo. FAIL. Resubmit sometime, but this time, be yourself?
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Yo're ok, body wise, all though a lil too fat :(
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she needs to go to regab already!star AND butterfly tatoo?wow that`s the most over-used cliche ever!didn`t you think of that?hello??
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rehab*
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Is that a swallow on your arm ...does that mean you do too.
#77 I like the tats
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Hey Leni, Hallery you think this girl got sexy feet? Who ever told her that pose was sexy needs their ass kicked.
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I think she's sexy in a gritty nasty way...She looks really fun and durty. I love her.
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Dear Aunnalissa,
I feel for you because you obviously think that guys are into girls who look like prostitutes on meth. I hope those tats are fake, but if they're not, at least don't get any more and DON'T GET A BOOB JOB!! I'm saying this very objectively and not because it's too slutty or stupid or whatever: you just don't need it.
There are plenty of sexy/gorgeous girls with very small boobs, like Eva Longoria, Mena Suvari, Gwyneth Paltrow, Alessandra Ambrosio, etc. and believe it or not, guys don't think "she's not sexy because she has small boobs", they look at the whole package. If you're confident and show off your other assets, you can be a million times sexier than a cheap inflated whore with implants!
Tone down the makeup too. Makeup is supposed to enhance what you already have an maybe hide imperfections, not make you look like a clown. Bar Rafaeli is a good example of how minimal makeup is so much sexier than too much makeup.
Just sayin'!
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Lambo59 - I have no idea about her feet because she has them covered. I guess I am suspicious because who ears Uggs with a bikini?
Aunnalissa - The more I look at these, the more your facial expressions are cracking me up in these pics.
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Did I just see the same picture 5/6 times? Felt like it.
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***wears*** Uggs with a bikini
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i would LOVE to see what you all look like
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http://www.youtube.com/v/zBsxqQIu_5s&hl=en
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no d55 you are so fucking annoying, that its backed up and overflowing out of you like shit stuffed up toilet. go ahead an call me a big fat
ass. i just can't stand reading you hate filled remarks all the time.
you are such a shitty natured poster. i read where you insulted eve because she made a new friend and you got jealous.
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Why in every pic she has a face like she's just crapped her pants?
Future porn star....specializing in backdoor so she can use those faces well!
1 star
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Jailbait alert
or an immature twat with a babyface
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ur one ugly mofo hooker. gtfo our bastardly.
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She's got a weird face, horrible tats, and obviously lives in some backwoods trailer park where she sucky-suckies her mom's meth-addled unemployed mulletwearing boyfriends for money to go blow at the Gas N Sip. That being said, she's probably a complete slut with a horrible self-image, so she's likely into golden showers and anal. So that's cool. All in all, though, it's a big pazz. Too fake and too much drama.
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I think u r pretty and I want to kiss your pretty face.
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I forgot to add: lose 10 lbs, it'll do wonders for your face will make you look better overall.
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wtf, she is SKINNY. She doesnt need to lose weight. F-in eck.
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I think she's fat.
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#80 Lambo59, hmmm, I don't know about her feet, they may be cute but it's just me guessing :) Personally I'd not wear Uggs with bikini but I've seen many, many girls in AU who did wear them almost everywhere, no matter how warm was the weather, beach included.
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dont get implants. you look nice already. boobs don't make the woman.
just focus on your brain. it seems like you're dumb and uneducated.
no offense.
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Cute, in a "ghetto girl next door" kinda way.
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Sorry, kinda cute, but brings me nothing. If I had a widget to click it would at best be three stars. Damn widgets always breaking.
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Damn, you bastards, just went and ripped this poor girl to shreds, shit, she's probably 'Kurt Cobaining' as we speak, lol
LMAO at the post that said she needs botox on her forehead, that's fucked up lol
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You are all goin to hell except comment number 74.
That bein said, you look like an overweight Britney Spears.
And easy on the make up, hun. Why are you even doin this??
All the commenters are drugged up hard core, including myself.
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Skanky and trashy, no thanks!
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Cheap and dirty with dumb tatoos - trashy in a bad way
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Ok...
listen. The comments are harsh but you were asking for it with thse pictures. I may suck at explaining stuff because english is my second language, but I have a brain so here are some tips:
1. you are not fat, your body is nice
2. You are horrible at makeup, trust me, you would look better if you stopped wearing any at all
3. Get a nice haircut, and put some shine serum in there or something
4. I don't even know what your face looks like because you are obviously making unatural faces in every pciture, when you get in front of the camera... be natural!
5. Get some nicer clothes
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Hahaa, you're trying too much. Drop the poses. And those are pornstar-tattoos, by the way.
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Baaaaaaaaaaadd...ur just a body...scribbled tats...pouting prob wit ur lips....You'd be a nice one -night stand after a long drinking spree...I'd ram you...real bad...but doggy-style...you'll pout in the pillow...
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Not so bad.
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i dont think that she is 22 at all though.
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Nice body, but why do you keep pulling your face in such ugly positions? Stop that. It's not sexy.
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You can get your boobs bigger but please, change your face expresion and your ego, you are not a superstar girl!
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take off those fucking uggs! you fucking cum slut
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You have a nice stomach, but there is too much going on with the tattoos and belly ring. It's a little distracting. If you are trying to give us a sexy facial expression, just go with a smile. Please throw your uggs in the nearest trash dumpster.
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dude wtf everyone is way harsh. Shes too young to even be on here!
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And what a cute smile it is sweetheart. *grin*
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You still had to stick your breasts out and put a mask of makeup on, though. Yes, the smile is nice, but you look very fake!
And what did you expect? Everyone to be nice? This is the bastardly, and with pictures like yours, you were asking for it!
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Looking much better in those pics (115&116); the pouty face trend must die and it must die now.
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is this how they dress and act in hawaii? classless with terrible haircuts?
i bet you didnt even finish college. you need to work on your intellect too.
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she looks really slutty...which I like...***
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Your ink is cliche. You look like a trout with that fucking stupid looking pout. Good luck with that tit job. Maybe you can become another lame suicide girl. half a star for showing up.
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Good thing you posted that picture with that cute smile instead of the pout because otherwise I would have thought that you're slutty and stupid.
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Honey your adorable/hott, just stop pushing your lips out like that in pics and you'll be alright.
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like I thought, really cute face, I like the smile
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115,
wow...i had thought more highly of your face before i saw the close-up pic because i was assuming your face couldnt have been that bad without the faces you were making but now you just confirmed that it's busted...is this the bunny person? LOL...she surely is responding the same way lmao
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and do something about that nasty hair!!!
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@d55, no you stupid slut this girl is not me. what is with "the bunny person" do you you think you are the queen of england. fucking get a clue not everyone is me. you got pam baned because you thought everyone that gave you shit was her.
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Just awful, I mean, awful. You give the impression with YET ANOTHER FUCKING POUTY MOUTH set of pictures that your all that when you are in fact ugly. Move on, your life is not going to be built around your looks..........though some skany porn site may give you $20 a movie........if your lucky..............and they are out of horses.
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NEXT.
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I cannot stand the pouty face, kissy face, whatever face. It just looks so strained. You look like you are about 15, and just posing in front of your mother's mirror.
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nasty ugly wannabe amywinehouse trash whore
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No one has noticed that her thighs are very short? Though it can only be seen on the first photo...
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Shes Pretty damn HOT
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