Bastardly Lady of the Day - Jackie
Thursday, June 12th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?Sarah Michelle Gellar- her scrawny ass kicks ass. Jessica Biel- I bet she has 0% body fat. Megan Fox- seriously, do I have to explain?
Do you like your boobs?
Sure! They are small and perky, plus they're mine!
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Dayum! Tempting as that is a lot of money... sadly I do have dignity. damnit!
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
I would like to think that it wasn't in order to get into my pants, but from the kindness of their hearts...ha! Who am I kidding?! I've gotten several comparisons, which I realize I look nothing like... Madonna, Leighton Meester, Penelope Cruz, Angelina Jolie, Anne Hathaway, Jennifer Lopez..blah, blah, blah
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
I usually don't care enough to make an opinion, and honestly they aren't as hot as they used to be.
What makes you Bastardly?
My swag. From the urban dictionary: swag: appearance, style, or the way he or she presents themselves.
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!

























chola but sexy
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Decent i supose. But overall, meh.
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You get high marks from me you're smart enough to not send in pics that you took of yourself. Overall a tight little package. I hope you do well with the Bastards today.
4*'s
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Page 2 looks very nice!
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Nice wheels.
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Cute girl. Pic #2 is really hot and I like your legs.
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OK, let's see...first for the negatives: 1) nose it too big, 2) hair on arms giving alyssa milano a run for her money, 3) face skin not that great & looking a little old. Positives 1) Hairy arms = hairy taint.
Rating: 1 1/2 stars (I'm feeling generous today)
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A big improvement over recent nags. Four and a half stars. (The half is for realizing that not all cameras come with phones attached.)
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I like her...she seems cool and the pics are clear.
4 stars
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You have a great sense of style...the BLOTD from yesterday should take notes.
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Very pretty, good answers. And man, what a gorgeous smile!
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cute face, nice legs, 3.5*
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You are very cute and you have nice legs. 4.5
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cute. 3 stars.
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Potential - wish there were some more and better pics.
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yeah youre cute. You remind me a little of jamie lyn from sopranos. Nice, i like you.
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I thought you were pretty until page 3 ...
That was a mistake. You revealed the fact that you are just another slightly overweight Mexican.
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^^^^^ hee hee.
at least you don't seem to carry yourself off as a total whore. at least.
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Cute, but boring.
I am still trying to cool off from yesterday's excruciatingly hot and gorgeous BLOTD.
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pretty decent indeed... and.... Is not "overweight" is actually CURVY, jealous bitches !!
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yeah shes in no way overweight, thats crazy
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I think you are very cute, and yes, well done photos. Don't worry about the racist bitch above, she is a well known fat cow. You are doing pretty well for yourself so far...3***s
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Show us your perky boobs, you bitch.
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and I think there is a UFO in pic 3...
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you mean that glowing orb thingie?
*hums the x-files theme*
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Oh, so you see it too? *the truth is out there, shave your pits scully*
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LMAO!
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elliot reid from scrubs!
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she doesnt look like a ho so i give her points
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Whiney expression and average curvage but I guess I would hit it, as everyone knows my low standards.
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She's not bad at all (but I love my hispanic ladies). I think she has a hot little body. I'd plant some of my seed in her.
And thats the bottom line.......
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You have a really cute smile, certainly in the first picture and you come off as a fun loving person.
5/5
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the only pic where you look attractive is the last pic on the last page...i dig the answers though haha pretty witty
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Pretty and witty. 3 stars...
How often do you shave your mustache?
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You are going to get some static for being hairy....guessing you might be Italian or Latin, but you look your best in Pic 2. You had some good answers, and you aren't annoying throwing signs like the last BLOTD.
3.5/5
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p.s. not sure why you think having 0% body fat would be a compliment...haha, a person has got to be a corpse to have 0% body fat
we all have body fat and need it to be alive...so that was really dumb
"the American Dietetic Association recommends that men have 15-18% body fat and women have 20-25% body fat"
you're welcome...i took off one star for that, though...so you're down to 1.75*
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D55, do you live on this site?
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let's say I do for a second to make you happy...how would that be any of your business?
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She's hot. I'd slide my cawk inside of her.
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how can you slide that thing when you dont even know how to properly spell it?
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Hahahaha...I swear I was just going to say that!!
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"Now we know! And knowing is half the battle."
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No
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Women here should not be allowed to rate these BLOTD broads. They always give 4's and 5's and say shit like "Oh, she is soooooo cute ;)" or "She's not a fat pig, she's curvy" or "Her vagina doesn't stink, maybe she just had a past due tuna salad sandwich for lunch".
I give this BLOTD 1 star. And I give all the bitches commenting here 0 stars (for both looks and smarts).
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really
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Actually, I'd say its quite the opposite. Usually the girls on here are more bitchy and pick the girls apart for every little "imperfection".
All the pretty BLOTDs bring out the hate and jealousy. "Kimia", "Ava", and "Rebecca" all got really bad comments from girls who were obviously jealous yet these girls were clearly gorgeous and had a lot of sex appeal. None of the guys complained.
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Actually, I'm a girl. I rated her even less than you. Truth be told, this girl is super average and I wouldn't give her a second look if I passed her on the street.
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She is one of the rare women on this site who can actually spell. She gets four stars for that and for picture #2.
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d55 does not live here (there would be clothes or left over food or other signs).
This girl IS cute, look at the last set of pictures because the first one doesn't do her justice, I think its in sepia or something. Who the fuck takes pictures in sepia anymore????
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L like page 2 but it looks like your place needs home needs some work:-)
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Note to self: DO NOT COMMENT DRUNK!
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LMAO!!!
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Excellent style....LOVE THE SHOES....bad answers.
2.5/5
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Not as cute as Calia, but cute. If I was there when pic 2 was taken I would've ripped off those shorts and eaten you out, then banged you against the brick wall. Very nice legs.
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FUCK YEAH!
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calm down tiger!!!
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Gorgeous... and nice upshorts shot.
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cute girl, I like the highlights in your hair, 3 stars.
Thank you for not submitting pics that have 20 people in them. This is how pictures should look, only one person in the photo, and you actually found another human being to take pictures of you.
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Meh. . . af first I tought nah, then all you bastards seem to like her (for the most part). After further review. . , Nah.
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ur really pretty & attractive altho I think u need sum R &R cos u do look kinda tired and beat up. But other than that ur very nice.
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4***'s
/you photograph really well
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* <
/the weed
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She seems half intelligent, had some good answers, and some of her pics are actually good quality.
I like her, 4 stars for me only becuase I felt she was like a Xmas gift with the wrapping still on. I wanted to see like 5 more pictures, some a bit more revealing.... I somehow feel cheated.
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Hey, I'm just glad there are some decent clear photos and she's fully dressed not taking pictures of herself in her underwear. The answers dont bug me and she's Cute.
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LOL, I was thinking WTF?! Checked your profile and saw you are a woman.
Future BLOTDs, please submit pictures in your underwear. The Bastardly men appreciate it.
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She ok, nice shoes in pic 2 seems kind of boring to me , needs to add some excitement to your answers.
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also has gorgeous legs.
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is there any need to be so pedantic? Obviously this girl wasnt being literal when she was talking about body fat percentage. Still, any reason to criticise, eh? u must lead a very small life.
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i like picture 4. the black and white with the red color only being highlighted.
cool picture.
its the only thing positive i can think to say.
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I consider this slumming
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Fina-fucking-ly! A real woman! The best one this week so far, a real hottie!
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jackie ,honey u r a real hottie
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Picture 2 to OMFG....You would so get door print on you ass!
You are super, super, super cute....A 5 all the way.
I think I might have a new favorite.
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Picture 3 and is amazing too......
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Up until page 5 this chick was depressing the hell out of me...I bet this chicks cooch smells like pico de gallo...I say 1 star too... Jackson - Bring back the goddam voting widget!
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NICE!!! i'd defo hit.
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I like it.
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What a bunch of horny losers. I took a shit this morning hotter than this bitch.
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blah. she looks very generic, and seems she has no neck. i don't know what else to say, she has nothing special in my opinion, and she seems slightly cheap with her hair and clothing style. and hahaha @ julio culo, that made me laugh.
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Downgrade from yesterday. Don't care, she's not up to par with Calia.
Nuff said.
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I like her. She's cute and left good answers. Pictures are pretty OK. No real ass shot though. Over all, I shan't hurl insults her way.
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she seems like the type of girl that thinks just because she talks a lot that she is smart.
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classy. looks charming. and doesnt need to be/dress lewd to get attention.
very nice:)
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boring.
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Thanks for the comments and honesty guys. I wanted to give a big FUCK YOU and you suck to those who don't like me only bc I am not trashy or dressed like a whore. Last time I checked whorish does not equal interesting. whatever happened to having dignity?
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a nipple shot would have saved this one
bunch of bastards......... that was funny
4 ****
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she's got a loverly smile and those legs could prolly cure some mild forms of cancer. jackie i would have given you 4/5 stars but since the widget's still broken i can't. so i'll give you $$$$.
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Hmm...yep, she's a keeper. Super cute, nice legs, nice eyes, reeeeally nice mouth/lips...
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feeble attempt at using "professional photos" to look more like a ~model~ -5 stars.
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u r the winrar
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pic 3 looks really bad i dont know why u included it.
last page is alot better
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