Bastardly Lady of the Day - Kelly

You are very cute. Conan is a good movie.

It is, only she is holding Conan the game in her hands.

Some pics cute others, not so much...
Hate the self taken cell phone pics.
I'd say 3.5 *'s fo you.

Cute, but trying a bit too hard.

Are you a nerd girl or just faking it? Cute bi-curious nerdy girls are why I went to art school...

Cute...pic 11 is my favorite.

Whats your style? In some pics you are cute and adorable while in others you are goth. I'd give you a 3.5 stars.

Your camera sucks btw.

You are cute but let's face it; We're both dumbasses for doing this.

its d55 in pic 4! ur cute, I can see the Pfieffer thing in the latter pics. A little bit tho and only wen u pull a certain face. Beautiful eyes tho.

Stick with the nice girl look.

You look like a complete idiot with the costumes and fucked up hair.

Forget it... this is one of those myspace wannabes

i liked the comments !, I can see a young princess Di lol, very cute...

Youre very cute. You have girl next door appeal. I think you look best in the pictures where you werent trying so hard, but i like you. You seem spunky!

Kinda cute.... but the pics are a bit grainy. I like your eyes.... but I think you might have some identity issues. 3*

You are all over the fucking map with your pictures. Sometime you look like a cute girl next-door, then in the next photo you seem to want to cut yourself....

What server do you play on in AoC? That game rocks!

I agree! Kinda cute! Could be a total stuck up bitch though! You never know!

Cute, like a young Ellen Barkin, can't tell much about your body though, and we have been very hungry for a BLOTD, so you should fare well...3***s NEXT PLEASE

Cute blond. I'd bang her. Loved her boob question answer. Hot answer!

But what's up with the lack of body pics? Trying to hide something?

I think that over all, you are an attractive young woman. In some of the photographs, you resemble a young Rebecca De Mornay. Also, I think you look much better without a lot of makeup. You look best natural and casual.

Nah..... this chick isn't all that. I'd have to pass.

My fav is still Melissa (lvgl90)

And thats the bottom line.........

Also I meant to add that I think its cute she's a geek. That wins her some points with me.

not bad, nice eyes, solid 7/10 (***)

I think she was cross bred with aliens....I get that ET vibe from her.

Pretty girl, good personaility, extra points for your lesbian answer (you are definitely BI, that's hot), and I'm glad there's a new BLOTD -- you have to be brave and insane. I like the variety and enjoy the goth look.

5 Stars.

The girl on page 7 is gorgeous. Not you, The friend of course.

Cankle alert and thunder legs, page 3

Slutty and lesbian, probably a case study for STDs, but not bad for a go in the cafe toilets.

Something is missing...Oh, i know what it is, no D55 up in here acting like a jealous psycho bitch and starting unnecsesary drama! Thank you god for small favours.

She's really pretty.. I like your haircut
LOL @ 31

Kelly, listen to me. You are hot and I'm in love with you. I live in Los Angeles, three blocks from the beach. I've already discussed it with my wife and we think you should move in with us. We have a second bedroom that can be yours. Well, actually, it's my son's room, but I told him he was moving out ASAP. We can decorate it any way you want. You won't have to pay rent or get a job. You and my wife can stay home all day, walk to the beach, shop, get lunch, whatever. The only request I have is that you take a shower with me at least once a week. I look at you and all I can think about is washing your hair and soaping up your nether-regions. Please write back to me to confirm your imminent arrival.

Edward Yang is one creepy son of a bitch.... He may be on to something though

You're a member on Specktra aren't you??

Only if you had dark hair.

I think the lack of body shots proves that she is a Mormon.

Me like

So what is Hallery to do now Ed?

To #6

Yup! Knew a girl from a Mormon family that got to school. She was never allowed to eat desert. Went from skinny to over 200 Lbs in a year. Also got into the Lesie thing. Waste of time...

Does Hallery know?

looks good in some like 1,2,14. +1
her looks jumps artsy to A&F to goth. -1
xbox 360, i'm a PS3 guy. -1
listing like 50 women she'd go lez for. +5

'All my grandfathers were dead before I met them'
HUH?

pic 6...a beanie???

whats that? a hat? crazy funky junky hat. overslept, hair unsightly, tryna look like keira knightley. we've been there we've done that, we see right through your funky hat.

looks like an uglier elisha cuthbert

What's up with all the bad quality pics. What are you trying to hide? A Paris Hilton eye, or a SJP nose?

im not going to comment on the way you look because im highly doubting you are 18

Playing with make up can be fun...

PAGE 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WTF

This girl is a shapeshifter. At first I was thinking she looks like Elisha Cuthbert but slightly blanded-out by an infusion of Rachel McAdams. Later on I saw some traces of Kiki Dunst ( #12 ) and Ellen Barkin ( #13 ) as someone else pointed out.

She's not exactly my type ( too artsy-collegey ) but the Lindsay Lohan answer wins big points with me.

page 10.....ET....Phone home....

Well, i have several things to say. First of all, why the hell would you put on a corset and a fishnets.. and not bother to put on proper shoes???She's stumpy and short... going shoeless while trying to be sexy isnt working here. Second, why is a girl with anorexic lips trying to poof out her lips in most of the closeups? This never fails to confuse me... Women with no lips arent fooling anyone when they try to suck in their cheeks and stick out their lips. It just makes you look mildly retarded. Embrace youre plain white looks and make the best of it. You should have just played up the skin.. youre freckles are cute... and you should dye youre hair brown. And, you need to either gain weight and get big boobs and hips.. or else you need to lose weight... you seem stuck in a grey zone.. neither hot nor ugly.. neither fat or skinny..and youre answers to questions are kind of dumb, so you should probably work on your personality as well.

I think you're cute, and I like pic 9. Your answers aren't bad, either.

Hey Kelly, in pic 13 -- is that a Sephiroth drawn on your right temple? Now that's freaky.

You could do porn.

tree trunk legs

Ha! Alina...I just caught your comment. Funny. Maybe she likes meet her grandfathers the old fashion way...With a shovel.

She's stupid too. In Pic #1 she spelled "Vassar" backwards.

Cute, but sooooo very young and naive... Like every 18 year old.

I digg her. Pretty blue eyes. She has a sexiness about her, yet can be exotic as hell. I'd deff photograph her.

i never had liked an 18 year old that sweet an nice, but no one had 18 year old girl that loves or likes you as good friend or great friend

im not gonna read all the comments before i make my own...

loses points for liking Gay-Metal (the HIM hat)

but doesnt really effect the overall look of how she looks like a WAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY hotter and cuter version than Hayley Williams of the band Paramore. and that girl is REAL hot (just not in anyway talented)

in the top 10 of BLOTD ever. easily.

also let me add....barely legal huh? blonde huh? thin huh?

i cant tell you HOW MUCH MORE this girl deserves to be famous than Stumpy the wonder midget.

this girl is just a regular chick....and shes a fucking UNIVERSE better looking than Panttierre....

id much rather see someone like this famous and someone like Stumpy not.

I think she's cute and has some fantastic eyes with some deviation on makeup. I see the Michelle Pfeiffer similarities that the lesbians use as a pickup line. Since I'm a lesbian I might use it too. I know, I'm a guy but still... *evil grin*

Get rid of the ugly eye makeup.

Pic 9 rocks my world. Glasses are sexy.

I never met my grandfathers either, and it's not like i needed them or anything. My life wouldn't have changed if i did have a grandfather, so whats your point? I wouldn't touch an old wrinkled dude even if they paid me. And all penis are wrinkled, except when they are hard.

you're super hot honey

Hayley Williams would totally kick her ass...

I do love me some Hayley...

You're just a dick receptacle, bitch.

Meh. She bores me. Next.

Pretty

You're very cute and sexy, even if a bit "mood-swingy". You look like a younger, blond version of Siouxsie Sioux. (4 ****)

Very cute with great eyes. She comes off as intelligent and down-to-earth. The witchy-looking pic creeped me out but she is a great BLOTD overall.

Not bad. Cute and yes it is fun to play around with make up.
Answers are OK except for the granpa one.
I see no Michelle Pfeiffer in you what so ever and what is with the goth wardrobe?

Hallery is still my favorite BLOTD.
Then Leni.
Then Dayane.
Kelly is #4 in the top 10.

pretty in a cute way...not stunning or anything...i am in a hurry so i am yet to read her answers...i shall be back to let you know if your answers annoyed me

You have nice skin. Your cute. Clothing doesn't dictate a person. It's cool you mix it up. Hot points for possibly being nerdy. Though, these all look like myspace pics.

I just looked at your pictures again, Ms. Kelly, and I am going to have to re-jigger my top ten and put you at #2, behind the breath-taking Ms. Hallery.

You look like a sci-fi version of a young Traci Lords.
And yes that is a compliment.

cute and fuckable. i spunked it to pick 9 in the glasses and tight polo shirt showing titties. a+

You look like a pig.

very cute girl, love the first pic! :)

Boring,averge,blah.

*average

Good to see another bi gal reppin here :)
Sure makeup can be fun, but I think you look a lot prettier in the more natural shots

Ugly legs you should lose some weight fat ass.
Just ugly.

cute.......eyes!!! I really dig pic 10.

she's normal looking, like any other girl, except she's a total dork and probably goes to anime conventions

I'd destroy this chick, she seems kinky

shes ok...nothing cute or special.

She is looking like the average slut you would fack and discard without much thought.

Your cute, in a bi-sexual grrrl next door kind of way. Hell, you can come to my house and fck my sister!

Pasty, blond, sexy and games hardcore. My new favorite BLOTD of all time.
You are always welcome in my bed if you are every in Philly.

Let's make babies and orgasms.

"All my grandfathers were dead before I met them, so I therefore have no clue what their ages are..."
"I'm hot, intelligent, and independent..."
You're so intelligent, you can't work out how old your grandfathers are?
Fucking stupid, try-hard, blonde bimbo, whore!

Trying too hard. Chill the fuck out. Almost tl;dr

Gaah! The HIM sign.

1/5

Now be banished, you wretched spawn of stupidity.

nothing speacial...
i'd probably hit it for tally purposes...

2 stars

ew, i do not like her at all. her answers suck

Watch out for Nemedian adventurers.

looks like a typical white druggie to me

Beautiful girl, lovely blue eyes & pretty blonde hair. Yummy, gets my "attention" !!

deffo a lesbo or a wannabe that doesnt want to admit it! potential but too up urself! like the hair in some pics though.

i think i'm in love. absolutely beautiful.

I have a huge issue with the 3 million to sleep with Grandpa question. I'm 50 and I have two 21 year old college girls at least as hot as the majority of your bastardly ladies that're fucking me 3 or 4 times a month, usually together, for what amounts to their monthly rent money. 3 million? They'll do it for about $100 a pop.

Kelly,

(Ah, how the name fits so perfectly. I am reminded of Kelly BUNDY)

You look like the pretentious bitch I used to beat up in high school. ICK.

And by the way; the "Oh, I'm SO intelligent because I hopped on the bandwagon and started playing video games when they became the cool new thing is BEYOND retarded. F is for FAIL honey. GG and L2P.

Here's an idea, go to school, come back when you've beaten the original Doom on Nightmare mode (in case you were wondering, which you were...because you aren't a REAL gamer, Nightmare mode had cheats disabled), and get over yourself.

Not pretty. No personality of your own. Not intelligent in the slightest.

And one more thing, you and your stupid Hot Topic - Trend Jumping wannabe ilk can stop swamping my Gamestop to pick up the latest copy of Barbie Horse Adventures. Stay at Abercrombie like you belong you fucking poser whore.

-Miss X-You look like the pretentious bitch I used to beat up in high school. ICK.

And by the way; the "Oh, I'm SO intelligent because I hopped on a bandwagon and started playing video games when they became the cool new thing is BEYOND retarded. F is for FAIL honey. GG and L2P.

Here's an idea, go to school, come back when you've beaten the original Doom on Nightmare mode (in case you were wondering, which you were...because you aren't a REAL gamer, Nightmare mode had cheats disabled), and get over yourself.

Not pretty. No personality of your own. Not intelligent in the slightest.

And one more thing, you and your stupid frat fuck/Hot Topic/trend jumping wannabe ilk can stop swamping my Gamestop to pick up the latest copy of Barbie Horse Adventures. Stay at Abercrombie like you belong you fucking poser whore.

-Miss X-