Bastardly Lady of the Day - Rachel
Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Natalie Portman, probably. She's pretty much perfect.
Do you like your boobs?
I do, they're an even 32C.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
I'd like to say no for my own moral pride but you know, it's tempting.
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Ehhh, I get Fiona Apple sometimes but I don't see it.
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Nah.
What makes you Bastardly?
'Cause I'm fairly intelligent. and 5'11.
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!
Loved pic 4 and the one with the dog. Answers could have used some more bastardliness. 4 stars.
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nice
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Pretty.
Nice stems.
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What's new? Same old stick figures with a butta face. ***
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Lookin good, I will go with 4 stars, anyone think that she could be mistaken for jailbait?
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Too young, thin, emo. Maybe once you're legal.
Hm... 2 stars.
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cute face, nice body--not much ass or hips but she's young. the answers were boring but the pics have personality
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total jailbait
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****
I do see the Fiona Apple, and that's a compliment. Very cute.
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The first photo screams jailbait.......The other photos are more promising. I like her and if it weren't for the poorly taken shots and the boring answers I would give her 4....And I would have a new favorite.
I lover her face....Not totally hot, but not plain either...Just kind of a medium pretty thing going on there.....and that is nice and approachable.
For her height...Her body is perfection...You go girl!....I like um in "most" shapes and sizes.
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Something is very wrong with the widget. This girl is really cute, nice model's body. :)
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i'm thinking jail-bait... however the bait is quite alluring. legs are just too nice to resist.
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Yes the rating system has hit an all time low.
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LMFAO at the widget! Just fuck it
3 stars for prettiness but LAME answers
WE NEED SOME PERSONALITY GODDAMNIT
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Time for a NEW fucking hack-poof rating system guys. Really.
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pretty girl, ***
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Me want to eat picture number 4.
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You look a little too young, but you're pretty. *** from me.
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The face could be a lot worse, but you since you´re a filthy dog loving slut, you get minus points. Rating: 1.5 out of 10
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3* from me
you need to eat a lil more id say :) far too skinny for me
and if you want better responses - give more indetail responses :)
we want hot women with brains - don't tell me they don't exist now!! ( other than my wife :) )
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Really pretty with a nice lean body. It's nice to see someone with your look on here, I'm getting sick of seeing that brazilian look over and over again.
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Something different from the steady stream of Brazilian bikini models.
4 stars.
Next time...please take slightly better pictures...and spice the answers up a bit.
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...I bet she'd cream herself over this skinny chick
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Oh yeah 4 stars from me.
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Your face is very pretty, but please, go eat a sandwich or something. The skin and bones look is so 90's.
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can you add a decimal point in the rating system? cause i've been baffled about as to why people say shit like 3.5 stars or 1.5 stars for a while now. it's like, WTF! you can't fucking give 3.5 stars. it's like saying "i'll give her 6 stars". 6 stars ain't fucking applicaable. now if you can give a half a star and i don't know about it. then my bad.
not that, this matters cause the rating system is fucked up right now, so ignore my ramble. but just a thought for the future folks
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loki's got a point there
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Not bad...not my favorite but not bad
3 stars
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You look like jailbait - your answered sucked - Why no close ups of your face - bod is pretty good - cute dog - learn to smile more...
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Yeah. Loki does have a damn good point.
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Nice legs in pic 2.
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3 stars (for having boobs and yet being so thin)
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the twins dont look like C's
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I never gave out stars, because the rating system was flawed to begin with. It's really only a three star system. No woman could ever achieve a 5 star rating...not even Adriana Lima or Alessandra could get a 5 star rating at this site. A baseball player will never bat 1000 with an adequate number of at bats. I don't recall ever seeing a woman with a one star rating. Hot BLOTD's usually get 4 stars, average ones get 3 stars, and below average usually receive 2 stars. A ten star rating system would be more accurate.
At the end of the day Rachel would receive a 3 star rating.
Maybe we need pollster Frank Luntz to develop a rating system for us.
Anyway...have a nice day Bastards!
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Nice change from all the other stupid looking hoochie mama bimbos that have been on here lately. I gave you 4 stars.
LOL @ the -23091218 rating.
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Can they please fix the rating thingy, before posting more bastardly ladies? This way it's very faulty..
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I'm thinking Jailbait too. Why the negative rating?
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Loki...right on!
Kenny...Look at the last picture...There at least C's.
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Stop with the dogs already; and you're pretty good looking. Four stars.
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Pretty girl, pictures are just okay but bonus points for sending in normal shots of urself and not looking like you're trying to launch a career of some kind through the Bastardly. ****
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She is really growing one me.....Long story short...Picture #2 is now my wall paper...Meow!
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If that's her bedroom in pic #2, I think a gallon of paint would do wonders for that room.
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-17895693 rating
how appropriate.
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Oh hell yes
this is my kind of girl
4 stars from me
would have been 4.5 - lame answers
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Nice juggs,nice legs,pretty face,a little to skinny to be the future Mrs Nasty.
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-16393001 rating, real nice guys...does that mean she needs a +16393002 rating to have 1 star? Or do you just not like her? LOL
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Gorgeous. Very high fashion looking.
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A little thin for my taste. Cute face, rockin' body. 4*'s.
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Redneck, please refer to Loki rant......
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Above average cutie pi
3.14159265 stars
(Just for you, loki) :D
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A cut above the usual. Could be a fashion model. Five *'s.
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lol @ 50 Richard-Schlichting. you see what i mean? how is this 4.5 rating be gonna achieved?
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I told u to get ur cock sucked. Ya fkn loser, I am writing this from the asylum, I feel just like Bob Geldof from The Wall by Pink Floyd, I plan on escape very soon. Look out, ya bitches, I'm gonna kill everybody in this god for sakin place, all da freakin loonies will burst up.
The staff will be blown to pieces.
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vote 4
change ip
vote 5
= 4.5
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or the way the hacker is doing it, sumbit the form remotely with ur own rating of any inifinte number ...plus or minus or decimal
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pstroyer
that just a seperate vote of 4 and five. damn, infact if you wanna add that up, thats just technically 9. you can't get ".5".
vote 4
change ip
vote .5
=4.5
and thats not possible. i'll end there on the subject.
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SHE LOOKS NICE AND DIRTY,YEP SHE IS IN FOR ASS TO MOUTH
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shes really cute but looks like 15 to me
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Here's someone who's thin but still has the body of a woman (see pics 2 and 4), very nice.
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Much better. Legs for days..rack is the bomb..cute face. It wouldnt hurt to grab a snack or a meal. I am not saying too thin but getting close to lollypopish. Why cant they say yes to what we all know is the truth. Pics are way better than the last few BLOTD,but can we get a better shot of the boobs,I meant to say face.All in all ***.Would have been 4 if she had a Lakers shirt on.
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****'s ....model material in the near future!! Pretty cute, but too tall for me!!!!!!
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Hey, DAMAGE Inc, why haven't they locked U up yet??
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loki - love u man but have you ever heard of "fractions"
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yeah redneck, ofcourse i have. but since they ain't applyable here. why are they even in use? get a fraction out of the comment system and you can call me an idiot...
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*rating system* damn... i am an idiot
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NOT hot- verging on anorexic. ALSO, there is no way on God's green earth that those tits are 32C's.
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DAMN, U WANNABE PSYCHO ,WHERE U AT?? MAN, I HAVE TO GO AND MEET WITH BOB GELDOF IN THE WALL NOW, I HAVE TO HELP HIM, CATCH U LATER.
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UM Loki....You've already done the work for redneck....
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5'11" and intelligent? Sign me up, nice body and height, seems well proportioned, could resubmit with better pictures. And just for Hallery, show us your ass!
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you know who - How about Roger Waters, David Gilmour, Nick Mason and argueably Richard Wright? Just Bob Geldof was in the movie....Doesn't mean he was the crazy one....Actually that was Syd Barrett.
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i like your laconically apathetic answers
and your tits
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#71.. u bitch I AM BOB GELDOF WITH SYD BARRETT'S SOUL IN ME
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loki - i got nothing but love for the rating system. what's she got now, a negitive 10 billion rating. If i'd known it was so precise, I would not have used a decimal.
btw - im new to the bastardly, just what IS the rateing system. is it 1 to 5 or 1 to 3
peace
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What is such a cool chick doing on BLOTD?
Is it April Fools again?
I like you.
A lot.
How can I get your number?
Face 5
Body 5
Pics 4 (closer please.. but still good.. OW!)
Answers 4 (good, honest, but not terribly entertaining.
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Final 5 (I just dig what you got and you leave me wanting more. Aces)
Ok... clearly confirmation that the voting widget is absolutely worthless.
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Pics are half way decent this time around, angles and colors (SOME)
I'd stick it in....
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4*s today. this is really good guys, glad i didn't kill myself after all.
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3.5 out of 5 stars
those are not 32C's, they are more like 32B's
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Omega, Loki is gonna kick your ass!!!
HEHEHEHE :)
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WTF I SEE NO STARS U ARE ALL HERE IN THE ASYLUM STOP MESSIN WITH ME
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She's bastardly because she's 5'11"? That sort of negates the "intelligent" claim, unless non sequiturs are what passes for smart these days. Pretty, though.
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I like this lanky streak of piss.
4 *'s (if I could vote but cant 'cos the widget is fucked)
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3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179809437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277857713427577896091736371787214684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235420199561121290219608640344181598136297747713099605187072113499999983729780499510597317328160963185950244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881710100031378387528865875332083814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989 stars
gotta love Pi
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sorry
just making a funny
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You are very cute. 5 stars.
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She is sooo hot.....for a 10 year old.
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5'11", 32C = perfect
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motherfucker!! this chic's smoking! has to be too young. or something.
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loki,
I was just messing really. But if I voted 4 and 5 and there were only those two votes, the system would calculate it as 4.5 and those 4.5 would have come from me. So technically it's possible. The star-meter is just not an accurate representation of what the underlying tally is.
I've only voted with decimals once and that was on the last BLOD where the rating widget didn't work anyway. They really should look into a new rating system. A 0-100 scale would be nice :P
btw. this broad doesn't look 5'11" to me sitting in that chair...
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Actually I take that back, there's a tally below the stars. Doh. And it's -6927366 rating, haha, wtf. I'm slow. Nevermind. I'll shut up.
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I think she could've submitted better pictures, but she's very cute. I won't even vote because that stupid widget is messed up, but I would've given 3 stars. Four for better answers, though. :-)
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pretty hot, 4-4.5
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Nice, a well deserved 0 rating after 345 votes.
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Well, now a more well deserved rating at -5965232.
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wheres pam??? its kinda quiet and boring here without her.
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lokiman
sorry, I will change it to 3 out of 5 stars
Kenny Lingis
I see you beat me to the lie about the twins being 32 C's
and 5'11??????
hell no, she is no way near 5'11. unless she is wearing 5" heels.
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favorite. very very pretty girl
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Good position in p4, meh overall.
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pretty face butifull frame you got it all girl. Your guys gota be lucky and if you dont have one go get one and get it while your young
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Is it my imagination or does she look like a different person in every photo? In that first pic she looks nothing like she does in the rest of em and its not only the red hair. she also looks really short in it and different.
and you cant see her face in the rest of em too well. weird angles, lighting, poses
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not bad, but she does look a bit jailbaitish, but i like pic 2, hope that doesn't make cpme across as some perv
3*
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*make me come across*
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she looks so sad in the first pic. :( a lil emoish
but she is cute got a lil face and body.
i like pic 2
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Very nice:
Thin, but not skinny (could use a bit of muscle tone).
Not quite tall, but good enough (if you're not 6', you're not tall).
Pretty face (apparently . . . kind of hard to tell from these pics).
If I weren't a creepy old bastard, I'd say she's HOT!
I'd better just say . . . cute girl.
;^)
**** (as if it matters)
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Big nose, big head, bad breath. I give her 1 out of 5. But I would f*ck her in the *ss and then her s*ck me off.
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32C? My ass!
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I see the Fiona Apple thing. Love to see more of it. Pretty girl, love the height.
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cute...
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Kinda skinny but Young, healthy, cute. 5 stars. A little musle tone won't hurt.
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and those are def 32cs, c cups are usually in that poition and a 32C is pretty small, it's like the same cup size as a 34b but on a smaller ribcage.
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Looks kinda young, but I'd pee in her butt.
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SHES HOTTTTTT
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I love tall women, so she gets extra points and a C cup rack? Oh my God, I'd not only hit but possibly wife?
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so sweet! thumbs up
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Ding Ding - we have a winner ! Finally, a BLOTD that is actually quite hot ! Sounds like she is fairly intelligent, and has a sense of humour to boot. Plus she wants to chow down on Natalie Portman, so we have something in common ! I would most definately offer to make butt-love to this one.
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Your naturally skinny it seems.. lovely legs and your personality sounds nice also simply classic sweet face. soo0o0 fuck the nit-pickers remember your a five always. :)
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she seems like one of those really geeky, no-style girls who hang out with the nerds at school and delusion themselves into thinking they're really hot. I'm in a REALLY shitty mood so... She's got a great body but, what the fuck bitch can't take a CLEAR photo of her fucking face? She likes her body a lot obviously but she's got such a problem with her mug she can't even show a decent picture of it. She dresses like trash. Like a nerdy girl with no style who dresses slutty because once again, she thinks she's hot. Her answers are fucking annoying. Really REALLY pretentious. Fuck. Plus this bitch is not a day over fourteen. She's got great tits though.
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You will be the Bastardly Lady of the Week, for sure.
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you know who - Um no your not.
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Ha ha ha !!! Ruining self esteem one BLOTD at a time !!!
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attractive. nice body. 3 stars.
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Heyyyyy bastards, thanks for the votes. yeah, my answers were a bit lacking, that's true, sorry about that. I know I look young, I get asked if I'm still in high school all the time but you know, looking 15 at 20 is a lot better than looking 25 at 20. and indeed they are 32C and I am in fact 5'11.
oh, and Willa, you're spot on, I'm totally a nerdy girl that hangs out with mostly guys, and I vastly enjoy it. not so much on the thinking I'm hot shit, but, yknow, think what you will.
sorry about the shitty pictures, I don't really take a lot of pictures of myself. here's some better face shots:
http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh88/bravetree/n3625278_36531413_312....
http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh88/bravetree/l_99801d934488416250de...
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She looks like that Hanna Montana chick but better.
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I like the dog :)
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yeah... your hot. and since you ain't jailbait, i can say i would totally bang you without a seconds hesitation. and those legs... nice...
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Cute but looks too young in these pictures.
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Five stars no question
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she only looks good with clothes off. i wouldn't give her a second glance if passing her on the street. that's probably not a problem for most of the people on this site. still, she's not ugly.
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-3597123 rating ???
WTF? Why? How?
I give you 4* because you have a beautiful body and you're cute.
You could have won a 5* if your answers were more interesting...
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the rating is so fucking messed up... woulda won by a 4 or 5+ for fuck sakes!!! taking pictures of chicks sitting around AN EMPTY place!!!
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