Bastardly Lady of the Day - Val
Thursday, May 15th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson
My name is Val. I'm 23 and work at a radio station. I just got hooked on your site through my boyfriend and I love it!!!
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Megan Fox, Rhianna or Danneel Harris from One Tree Hill and the new Harold and Kumar movie
Do you like your boobs?
They have been good to me, yes.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Depends on the dude, if were talking a hot grandpa maybe, but I'd probably chicken out before we got down to do the deed, plus how would I ever explain getting that much money so quickly to my family. My dad's an accountant.
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Scarlett Johannson or Katherine Heigl, mostly because of the boobs though. Mine are better than either of them I say.
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Not really, but I hope I become the favortie of all these Bastardlies on here.
What makes you Bastardly?
I'm a sorority girl, I'm an exhibitionist and I'm just an all around dame with a name!
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!
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Pass.
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Your breasts are your best attribute....Lay off the teeth when you smile and you would be so much hotter..3/5
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You look just like Leighton Meester.
Cute girl with a nice ass!
Anon1 - there's your ass shot.
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nice - great rack, nice booty cute face 4 stars
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very cute, 5 stars from me
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She's really cute!
In the first pic, is the shirt supposed to be funny or ironic? I don't get it.
Really cute girl though, and yeah that is a nice rack.
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Your ok i guess. Nothing special, but your no dog either. 3 stars.
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Fug, but very nicely curvy.
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cute
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....but I hope I become the favortie of all these Bastardlies on here.
the only way you can be that is starting giving @ll us a free 5 minute blow job every week for 1 year. Em sure that we would have in sum kind of HALL OF FAME for that
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You're cute with a very nice shapely body and I love the t-shirt.
/5****'s
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I'm from Colorado & we automatically hate Texans so, I have to count that against you, I do like the double entendre T-shirt though.
Face is so-so the rest is smokin' hot. 4*'s.
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For an exhibitionist you sure don't show much.
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* I forgot a star.
/too much weed
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I'm going to give you 4 out of 5 stars because:
1. You're in a similar field as me.
2. You support UT (Hook 'em Horns).
3. You seem like a sweet girl.
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SHE HAS VERY SPECIAL MAMBIES
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Average. And having great tits is about more than size, and it's hard to tell from the pics if you have nice tits as claimed.
Here is what is required to have great tits:
1. Perkiness
2. Nice shape
3. Proportion to body
4. Nice areolas and nipples (neither too big nor too small, neither too light nor too dark).
Large size often works AGAINST factors 1 - 3, though I don't mind disproportionately large tits as long as 1 and 2 are met.
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CALGON take me away...
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Cute chick, nice rack!
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Great bod, great rack, great ass, cute face, big nose, good personality, stupid mention of boyfriend! All and all, 4 stars, but deff one of the my favorite BLOTD's!!!!
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You have boobs, congratulations........but that alone is not enough to warrant a high rating..your first pic is the best one...your face just doesn't do it for me, sorry..
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s'okay. i guess.
face..anh.
boobs. s'all right.
general body curves etc..s'all right.
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pic 4 says it all, very nice body, very average face, ***
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Nice boobs, average face. Better than yesterday's BLOTD though.
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Some of you are mean. Val is totally super cute. Don't listen to them, Val. I'm sure there are lots and lots of cute boys who like you, so don't pay any attention to what the creeps on this site have to say about you. I would consider it an honor if you let me strap on a ten inch black dildo and let me destroy that peeper of yours.
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no, thanks...not attractive at all...and whats up with including that you are a sorority girl? i mean, do you feel special because of it? that seems to be a very important aspect of your life...because i hate sorority girls...like omigod...i like totally do...like really
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LOL and i love how McPerv has very high standards when it comes to boobies
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Sorority girls give the best head.
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^ That's cuz they have been practicing for a lifetime
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lol @ # 27. We dont have sorority girls in the uk... thankfully.
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ms manners, yes some are really mean, but im sure Val expected that. I mean the site is called the bastardly, come on.
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@ 29 I doubt that.
Damla, ha ha.
McPerv - You really know your stuff.
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You're cute. Not hot or sexy really, but I don't think thats your thing. Liked your personality. 3/5
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Oh yeah... and you look like Eve LaRue from CSI Miami.
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Okay, she got some backside. I'd give her a...3.5.
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#14 Amen, brother.
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Looks like she'll be a fattie in about 5 years.
Average... so 3 stars.
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The first picture was by far the best one, not that the rest were bad but it was the best one. Overall you're pretty, including a backside shot and get a bonus point for using the word "dame".
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d55 - no one is jealous of you.
Leni - you sure do flirt a lot!!! A lil slutty, me thinks.
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^ Who did Leni flirt with in this post?
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#14 I agree
You talk a good game, but when it comes to actions you lack the skills... learn what an exhibitionist is before you claim to be one...
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#41 think whatever you want, since when flirting is a sin? besides I'm on a mission here ;)
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***
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^ I think heroes needs to go back to the monastery of "Our Lady of Bitchiness" now.
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Have to give some credit for the ass shot.
Have to agree with McPerv.
Hallery, can you elucidate on comment 33, have you conducted a survey (insert naughty grin)?
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^ LMFAO...it's funny because i just read about that stuff in my religion class.
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My comment was directed at Leni. Hi Leni! :)
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comment #48 was for 46
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Hi Hal! :D really, what's wrong with being a flirt? nothing :)
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Looks cuter in some shots than others. Rack is great. 3 outta 5. Would do 3 1/2 if possible.
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This chick needs to have a collar on her...Bow fucken Wow.... With the five head and the thick arms...You're gonna be thankful that your dad is an accountant.... Save all that you have...you will be an ex-wife with a bunch of rug rats in no time....blah.
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Hi Damla! I got it! Thanks. :)
Leni - Nothing wrong with it at all. There is something wrong with hiding behind an uncertified bastard name and attacking someone though.
Anon1 - Because I was never a sorority girl, of course! NO! I am kidding! Just kidding. Seriously, I just don't think that that's true but since I have not conducted a survey, I don't actually know for sure.
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I took a second look at her and she does have a face for radio. Still like that ass!
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Yes, there is something wrong with bein a flirt.. when you try to take the spotlight away from other girls on here. I've seen it, believe me.
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I was a sorority girl and the first thing I got on my profile is a story about giving head. What can I say? We're classy like that.
Val is cute, and I agree with JumpingIsUseless, she gets major bonus points for "dame"!
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Also the "nice rack" shirt.
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betty rocker - that is the best story ever!
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well, I told you I'm on a mission here, ahahaha
I've got an idea, why don't u take a nice pic and try to "steal the spotlight" from me? I promise not to get you in the way, ahahaha :)
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last comment was for #56
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you look like an average normal girl you would see on the street. you're not ugly or anything, plus you're curvy which is nice.
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Face: ERROR.
Boobs: Fuckable... Suckable... OK.
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So boring.. head... going..to ... explo
*aioshfaioshfoka*
stop freaking out over your tits. Every female has, will, or used to have them.
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Nice breasticles,I like the shirt,cute girl.
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I don't like your smile and teeth :-/
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pretty good body
not digging the face though
2 ** stars
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UGLY FACE GET OUT OF HERE
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CUTE FACE GET IN HERE!!!!
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me likey
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NICE CREAMY TITS,NICE ASS,BUT I WOULD HAVE TO CHOP OFF THE HEAD
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Cute. Nice figure.
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Slut...
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I don't know about her face, but her body is fucking mint dude. I still think that she's cute in a girl next door kinda way. Since she's a sorority girl, she's most likely a party girl which means: drunken unprotected sex. (that's a good thing)
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You DO look like Leighton Meester
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GET THIS WHORE OFF MY SCREEN!!!
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Uh, you're boring and I have an itchy clicking finger...**click**
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ok val, here goes...
2** for the boobages
2** for the nice butt
and 1* for being a badass TEXAS Longhorn....HOOAH!
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I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy" then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the Boss might think I was "Crazy" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked,"What in the name of good GOD are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, "You are clearly stressed out." go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
I jumped down and walked out of the office... when my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, and where do you think you're going?!"
(You're gonna love this....)
She said, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.
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The fact that you think being in a sorority qualifies you for anything tells me everything I need to know about you. No one cares and most normal people in the world hate sorority bimbos.
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thats right... give 'em what they want. titties, baby!!!
3 stars... mainly for the t-shirt
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...and tities too...
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@79 that did make me laugh...
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you're a girl next door looking type. great rack, okay face. topless ?
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texas longhorns is my college fan!
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LOL @ #79 - i'd give your story more stars that the blotd lol
anywho, this chick doesn't do it for me in no way shape or form, she's not ugly but completely not my type, looks like she could be annoying too....possibly
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Your average chick. Nothing special, with tits her claim to fame, because her ass and face sure aren't.
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you seem like an annoying girfriend. you found this site from your douchebag and now you're on it.
Val :look honey, i made Bastardly Lady of the Day!
what? oh really...that's nice (goes back to playing GTA4)
Val :and some guy said he would fuck me!
that's nice honey...hey, could you bring me a drink?
Val :(goes to grab a beer) i also submitted your favorite pic of me too!
oh yea?............
Val:...................yea...the one without a bra
FUCK IT!!!
Val :what? i'm sorry baby, i shouldnt have done it, i didn't think it wa..
FUCKING cops made my car blow AGAIN! this is the fifth time im doing this mission!
Val :...............leaves room to look in mirror
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What a fug, but at least got some interesting tits. Looks quite slutty and easy too.
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I know this is one of those chicks that WILL get pissed if you stare at the rack eventho she has the look at my rack shirt on!
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You got a nice body...I don't like your face though. Maybe its the eyebrows...or maybe your weird smile.
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I would give her 5 stars if she had said straight up "because I'm a sorostitute", but admitting one is a sorority girl is still pretty classic and the douchebaggy "dame with a name" comment earns her an even 4.
Hey, where did the ratings go? :(
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Why is the BLOTD rated with stars? Use the other rating system that works!!!
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Your nose is killing me. Stop smiling. Frown if possible.
From behind seems fine to me.
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You seem to get by in life by arching your back and sticking out your tits. That's cool but any broad with $5000 is doing that now, so I don't find you that compelling. Good Luck with that though, because after 35, that sweater meat will be plummeting to your knees.
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I agree.....the poor man's Leighton Meester
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The face in pic 2 is just.. *shudders*
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@88 DirtyBastard - That's hilarious.
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You're so cute, Val !
Cheers form Brazil !
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About to let my load go until pic 4
sorry babe
now its up to those laura vendervoort pics or audrina patridge pics... or both! ;)
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She looks like a skinnier version of my ex bf's fiancee. Eeeeeeeeeewwwwww. Haha.
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what booty I see no booty her face isnt that cute either
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The really sad thing is that these are her best years
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