Bastardly Lady of the Day - Vanessa

hey vanessa, i got 3 million for you. so whats up?? how you doing?

average

Pretty good, could do without the guy in a couple of the pictures.

Ah,FUCK IT!!!!
Another slutty brazilian!!!!!!
That is getting old already,not to mention annoying.
Comments on her to be made later on.

Damn B. That't too funny.

It's about time Bastardly put some good pics up.

/Pic #3 is HOT!
//5*****'s

looks very pretty on page 7. just thought i'd mention that. i would totally bang this chick... simply because i have no morals... oh well, what can you do?

HAHAHAH!!! B. RAAAAAAAGE!!!!!

I gave you 1*, just because i'm a dickhead.......If i could go back in time, i would consider raising the score......

nice badonkadonk in the beach pic. why the HELL do these BLOTDs think that we want to see their men in the pics? kills the Spank Bank buzz entirely!

anyone notice the tiny feet...?

Tight little bod - check.
Stripper looking friends - check.
Bell end in a couple of photos - check.
Generally poor photo quality - check.

3 *'s.

So hot...yet so boring.

To be BLOD you should never show pics 8 & 10 cuz we don't care about your BF !!! fortunately pic 3 did some good to you

Nice looking, good answers, but I'm going to have to subtract one star for all the douchebag-featuring pics. So 3 stars for you.

page 1 & 2 & 5 & 6 & 7 & 9-11 = girl A

page 3 & 4 & 8 = girl B

this proves that all brazilian women are not hot!!!!
A lot of brazilian women might hot be but not all brazilian women.
These seem fake, like grabbing random photos off the net.

This seems to me like it is two different girls!!!!!!!!

answers were too long for me, keep it short and sweet

1 out of 5 stars

^^^^^^^^^^^^
I could be wrong, but this is my best guess

Good way to start the week. Not quite 5* material though.

She has a cute face and has a hump in the back but she is kinda like a Mc Value Meal - filling at the time but not memorable.

It looks like the same girl in every picture to me. and shes damn fine. and how do we know she is really brazilian?? she didnt say she is, did she?? she may have that beach blanket or towel in one of the pics but she couldve gotten it as a souvenir while visiting brazil or maybe she got it as a gift, right? but shes hott and very cute

I like your answers...and you got a cute face....my only gripe here is, why can't you girls take pictures of yourselves only, why put some other chicks, and specially dudes with you? I mean who are we voting for? you or your friends? I don't get it...Anyway you seem to be an attractive girl...a little bigger boobs would help some too, although I agree with your answer on that boobs question, also seems like you're on the straight path to acquire those famous thunder thighs also, you need to watch your weight a little more....Okay, my best is a 4..and good luck.

what dimension are you taking these pictures in sheesh! Ask one of your friends to hold the camera, or do they have tiny hands!

Pretty cute girl w a splash of sexy, my kind of chick!!! But lets be honest, u wore a thong/g-string to the beach, in any culture that still makes you a whore in my book.

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
One guy said I look like Vanessa Hudgens and 2 girls I know said I look like Keira Knightley. Random!!!

So did they get in your pants?

I must say I have to be catious here...B. and Eve have great instincts for spotting Brazilian prostitues....But I must say I was swayed by the last picture, bottom of the page. B cups I think have their own special beauty and that shirt is just amazing...Plus I'm addicted to midriff....So 3 stars on the last picture alone and one star for your honesty in the 3 million dollar question.

Blah. Another annoying buttafaced Brazillian attention whore? ok, not AS fugly as her friends and the other Brazilian jobs. Like the other Brazilians, she also looks a bit mannish/trannish.

At least this one has decent answers.

face 2 less than avg
body 3 some good some bad = avg
pics 3 boring waste
Answers 3.5
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final 3 sick of these boring Brazilians

guys....i hope more blotd's include photos with other guys in it. so you can whine about it. ha ha...

i hope seeing a guy in a photo turn you all gay. (and how do you guys even watch hetero porn which usually not only has a guy in it/but you get to see his penis too....)

you're taking away points because a often a guy appears in blotd photos..... *arrrrgh*

well i'm not bothered if a guy appears/but i don't have any guy cred. so whatever....

its called Bastardly LADY of the Day, Glimmer
It should be just her.

That being said...she's really cute and I like the fact that she's proud of her Itty Bitties. I mean...anything more than a mouthful is really a waste...lol. 4 stars!

That last photo sealed the five star deal.

Very hot!

The very last picture makes me question even B cup, but I can see chatting you up and saying you look like Vanessa Hudgens.

I have a hump of the back too, bitch! And I am very healthy and shit. The rest of our bodies happen to be very nice so...

“i hope more blotd's include photos with other guys in it”

Yeah & I read Playboy for the articles… I mean come on I know this aint Playboy here but it seems like some of the BLOTD just go Enie Meanie Mynie Mo when the pick their pictures. Nobody is asking for photoshop pics but you could crop other folk out if the pic of you is just that good… Often when you put a pic with someone else it is just naturally going to draw a critique as well and often a comparison.

****

Pretty cute.

Hey Vanessa!

You are fuck ugly!

Very hot, McPerv is pleased. 5 stars. Except I have to take away a point for the douche in pics 8 and 10, but that still gives you 4 stars. Hell, I'll give the point back to you for the slutty too-short skirt in pic 1, I'm a sucker for skirts where a woman's ass is nearly hanging out, 5 stars!

Meh.

nothing wrong with itty bitties, but when you got the thickness goin' on down below, you need a little somethin' more up top for balance.

She's pretty hot.

Look at it this way #35
What she lacks up top....she makes up for on the bottom.

I've been in Europe for the last month being treated to all the hott Euro gals. Logging in today, I was expecting the usual dog's breakfast of BLOTD's that have been frequenting this site, but I must say, this broad is not too shabby. I am still perplexed by the fact that, in this day and age of technology, with cheap digital cameras everywhere, these stupid chicks still send in pics that have shots of them with their friends that sort of distract from, or outshine the submitter. ALSO none of us want to see pictures of your douche-y boyfriends. Well maybe the bastardly-ettes but whatever. You get 1 star vote from me, for including pictures of the guy who is banging you this year.

honey i did a reply... typed submit and it didn't show..takes see if i can recreate the magic but only 7.9% as effective...

yeah i know it blotd of day. but taking points away because a guy is in a photo seems pretty lame/petty.

but yeah people can vote as they'd like for all the right reasons and all the wrong ones too. ha ha... ;)

i know the 'guys' don't want a pic of guys in blotd pic set. but you know in 2008 i'm gonna try my best to not give a damn about what 'the guys' deem ok/approve of. and give more voice to the geek (well hey i know it's just me)

and just surprised that i'm only one going *arrrgh* that it's seemigly so ok for the guys to whine evrytime a guy appears in blotd set.....

does it ruin the fantasy that much ????

i really hope all future blotd include pics with guys just for annoyance sake. and maybe i'll thank them... :)

i'm a guy that's not bothred even 3 % if a guy is included in blotd pic sets. i know this means i'm gay. thank you. :)

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Glimmer, you are a fuckin retard.

37. as i think about it..it's not an invalid point you make. when one is focused on the bottom line, one shouldn't necessarily be concerned with the balancing of the assets in the portfolio, rather, maximizing returns from the ass(ets) at hand.

The trick then, when employing said bum is to have a second player involved to create the desired balance and diversification.

i.e. pay a second stripper to shake her jublies in one's face, whilst enjoying our blotd's ample booty.

miunus another star though for the added costs of additional jublies.

apologies for making a pun. and not even a good one at that.

this chick is nasty as fuck and looks like a straight up whore.
bleh.
excuse i must now go throw up my bfast in disgust.

Another FUCKIN' BRAZILIAN!!!! of course you'd bang for MONEY!!! We BASTARDS knows this .....you..you..FUCKIN' SLUT!!!!!

You're not even HOT.....just AVERAGE!!!! Like an AVERAGE MEXICAN!!!!!

DAMN....I so pissed off.....

1 star.............BITCH!!!!

No problem Glimmer...

I guess I wouldnt mind... if the guys were hot but so far...I havent seen one hot dude in a BLOTD post.
Whats the sense of posting him if he looks like a douche?

What happend to the Bastardly Dude of the Day anyway??

thanks mike.... why don't you hit a little harder if you're going to directly call out like that....

seriously it's cool...because i proabbly don't wany any 'guy cred' so label me retarded. a little more....

i'm retarded but you're the one giving one star because a guy's in the pic. ok.....that makes plenty of sense.......

put don't worry mike not only am i retarded..i also can't get the level of "douche-y boyfriend."

you claim no wants to see pics of guys in the blotd. well i am pretty sick of the narrow mindness that will give a one because a guy is in pic.....so i see you're joining me in the kingdom of the retarded...

so just smile......

:)

Just another average fat assed ho.

@ B. They should already change the name of this to BPOTD. Brazilian Prostitute of The Day.

honey... none 'hot' guy in blotd's sets give me hope. (well in theory.but i'd proably need that $3 million for sure )

:)

you want BDOTD.....go to BITCHES.com!!!!!!! not moejackson.com!!!!

here in BASTARDVILLE......we like are bitches.....some of them!!!!

eve... could i get some more details about brazilian prostitutes.....

I don't know why some people are complaining. You are very beautiful and hot and you can really be proud of how you look. Your face is pretty and your boobs are great, many people hate over-sized boobs.

Your butt is so tight and perfect. I wish you would sit on my face for hours wearing that thong and skirt. There I would lay my face between your butt-cheeks and against your pussy. I would hold my breath until I almost pass out and then sniff your pussy and ass. It would be heaven.

Your legs are very smooth and strong and you are in great shape. I would like to kiss your cute and soft belly.

You are an angel. Whoever gets to touch you is one lucky motherfucker.

the basatrdly dude of the day should return. i hope it does !!!!!! :)

I think she's cute.

@ Glimmer, sorry dear...I'm tired of these cheap cunts.

Kinda average, but it seems like you got some ass? I need better pics! Rating: 5 out of 10

Tacky, but cute.

PS...Glimmer, you know what happens when you rub Mike Litoris the wrong way!

Seriously though Glim's the bomb.....Although....I don't take away stars for guys in the picture, but it does make me wonder....Why? This guy seems pretty normal and was probably the (as Eve puts it) BPOTD customer for the afternoon.(LMAOF Eve :O))
But, some of the guys these girls choose to include are drunken slobs and are a total distraction. Every basic photo program has a crop feature...Just crop the stupid idiots out....and if he is too close....Don't erase the poor fellow (Bruce Campbell good example) like he's just been cut out of existence....Just find a different picture.

So ladies....For those that can't focus on "you" because you choose to include Jack McBeanstalk......Just get a better picture.

Oh...And as said on here before....Find a friend that knows how to take a fucking picture or at least clean the mirror.....

I love all these passive/aggressive, PC, Johnny come lately's that are homoginizing this site. The problem when something becomes "popular", all the mainstream band-wagon jumping sheeple take something that is cool and gritty and idealize it to some little pink, fluffy, rainbow and unicorns happy place. I smell bullshit!

1000 points to Dick Shitlicking for the "rub the wrong way line." Does anyone else realize this man's brilliance?

Only 27,000,000 stars? I don't get out of (or into) bed for less than a BLOTD with 30,000,000 stars.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA@61

Not too shabby!

You're good looking, Your answers were cool. But I'm deducting stars for the awful fashion sense, the year 2000 was 8 years ago.

Mike Litoris....I loved to take all those points, but I have to take half the points....Cause quite frankly it is the second time I used the line.
But I do see the "Glimmer" of hope that shines in the eyes of the flock when Mike Litoris is rubbed the right way.....Oh stop it...Soon it will be gushing!

forgot to mention,

what's with BLOTD and them lying about their size?
you do not "round up" when it comes to cup size

32B.....my ass!!!!!!

she is a 32A, just look at page 9 and 11

Why would anyone guy or girl want to send in pics while the voting is bullshit?

They must really enjoy the comments that much.

mike... i'm pretty sure i was here before you...

but thanks for showing me why i hate it when stuff gets more popular and how it's 'the guys' that are responsible for the narrow mindedness/and general homogenizing/narrowing of parameters/of what should be accepted/and general whining when something is 2% out the narrow slantt of what 'the guys' deem ok....

why don't you take your one point thing to a natural conclusion and not talk to a female because i'm pretty certain she's talked to other guys or may have had a "douche-y boyfriend.". so give'em some negative stars and move along....

i'm pc ??

well i'm just likely 800 times more open and tolerant of these than you.and i was here before you too. :)

i'm pc ?? well i'm just sick of 'the guys' getting to define things/what's acceptable. i'm sick of mainstreamer like you thinking everything is supposed to be/cater for you.

i'm sick of social/sexual sterotypical cliches/i'm sick of the lowest common denominator winning the day.

there's a guy in the photo. and i'm hetero guy.(boo hoo) just shut the f**k up. it's gonna blow up in your face/and it's not gonna come back to you/your grace...

there'a guy in the photo. *arrgh*... no wonder i'm not an 'adult' because i can't get on this bandwagon of thought you and so many others think is so cool and 'natural'

nah, mr. mainstreamer i'm looking at you and asking why/take your trad views and stick them in your eye. la la la....

When all assertive...I start to cry. *weeping*

4 stars

stunning!

Is that your twin sister on page 4??

ur beautiful!

i think ur really very beautiful. u could be a model.

YOU are without a doubt the most pretty girl ive seen on this site! gorgeous!!

Hahaha...i believe that anyone that posts under "avrilrules" shouldnt be allowed to have an opinion.

youre lovely looking. you hav a perfect body. im so jealous!

An OK face, a boring body with a big butt. A tattoo. 2 stars, 2.5 if half-stars were allowed.

hot! Best lookin gal on this site!!

ur seriously gorgeous. U remind me of jessica alba. HOT.

u r so unbelieveably beautiful perfect dace and body.

u look lovely. like a model. beautiful hair...

Hey 'B'. FUCK YOU!

omg.. bitches writing compliments for her, or she is doin it herself..
(according to d55 on all BLotD's, anyway)

anyway, shes way above average, really hot. 5 stars.

theyre AMAZING!

the most beautiful creature ive ever seen.

Awesome Glimmer, I've been coming to this site for well over 2-3 years but let's not get into a pissing contest here, though I'm pretty sure you'd do it sitting down, Opinions are like assholes, you are an opinion. I liked this site for the simple fact that, I could embrace the title of the website and be a bastard. Nothing more nothing less. I suggest you go to HelloKitty.com or somthing like that. It sounds to me that you have some experience with things blowing off in your face. Now shut the fuck up and move along.

I think you might actually be pretty, this is just the crappiest set of photos..

i think B wins that one with a BITCH-SLAP TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD

now that was some funny shit

dont hate cause im right

I have to agree with some, guys and less atrractive female friends should be cropped out of all blotd submissions. Try Picasa, it's free and offers the "magic" of a cropping feature. Fairly average submission but I'll give a bonus star for the boobs comment. ****

Brazilians!! *Swoons*

@ 26 Glimmer - That's an excellent point you've made and I've often wondered that myself.

Cute,if she had a pair of tits she might make the nasty all-star team.

Dark and gorgeous. Bunnage detector is at 8... it would be at 4 on any other site, but here you've gotta take what you can get.

2-3 years... i still think i have the lead. ha ha ha

and mike, if you wanted to say 'let it pass' or whatever you should have said so without insulting me. but i shouldn't expected anything as classy or nice from you, right mike ??? see you continue to prove my points mr. 'i'm a guy' ...awesome. :)

mike i more than embrace 'bastardly' nature of this site. and when i gave ny view on things i don't call anyone out do it. i just gave my opinion. and maybe i'm not allowed to have one or mention it since it's an unpopular view. (hell that's more a reason to say it.because no one is..)

if you had disagreed in a'civil' way that would have been cool. i have no problem with that. but what did you do short term memory boy..... ???

that's right you insulted me. so now want things move along. well you're the one that started it punk.

and yeah i should have let things pass. and set the good example you can't set yourself ??? maybe you can learn from you/but i f**king doubt it kid......

and what's going off in your face... it's my words. :)

or maybe it's gonna be.... hello.... :)

2-3 years... i still think i have the lead. ha ha ha

and mike, if you wanted to say 'let it pass' or whatever you should have said so without insulting me. but i shouldn't expected anything as classy or nice from you, right mike ??? see you continue to prove my points mr. 'i'm a guy' ...awesome. :)

mike i more than embrace 'bastardly' nature of this site. and when i gave ny view on things i don't call anyone out do it. i just gave my opinion. and maybe i'm not allowed to have one or mention it since it's an unpopular view. (hell that's more a reason to say it.because no one is..)

if you had disagreed in a'civil' way that would have been cool. i have no problem with that. but what did you do short term memory boy..... ???

that's right you insulted me. so now want things move along. well you're the one that started it punk.

and yeah i should have let things pass. and set the good example you can't set yourself ??? maybe you can learn from you/but i f**king doubt it kid......

and what's going off in your face... it's my words. :)

or maybe it's gonna be.... hello.... :)

hello to mike..

Also, why do some BLOTD's feel the need to tell us their bra size? The question is "Do you like your boobs?" Not, "What size bra do you wear (or what size are you going to lie to us and say that you wear.)"

thanks hallery !!!!! :)

and those hello kitty kids are more hard core than most think. ;)

I like this chick. What happens if I vote now??

Glimmer....You assertiveness has made me weep and so has your gentle and subtle reminder of Sullen Girl. *weeping*
I just would like to quote the guy that mows my grass....."Can't we all get a lawn?"
BTW...I'm the guy the mows my lawn.....

cute...you just need more tittage...3*'s...4 if you go up a breast size...

don't you want that last star...go out and get a boob job now...

Dude I can't believe you are still prattling on about this. If they want to have a Dude of the day, whatevah! I'm making a commentary more on a good photo layout that all the psychobabble bullshit that you latched onto and ran with. I was basically taking the piss on you but you just kinda proved to me that, ya...you are a fuckin retard. Anyhoo congratulations on your apparent seniority on this site. You should go get yourself a Hoveround and go to the Grand Canyon.
Mr. Classy

Oh I just love this shit...nothing better then reading all this crap.

I love your quote, brazillian girls are always hot.
there are some very good lookin girls that are really boys.

When you need Hello Kitty stopping power:

IS THE UNCERTIFIED BASTARD GONE FOR GOOD?? WELL, HE WILL BE SOON, AS I AM STANDING BEHIND HIM ABOUT TO SLICE HIS KNECK!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Ya PSC, I smell bullshit on the posts by uncertified bastards #72-88. Thank Christ Glimmer and I are keepin it real here. We got a nice array of Hello Kitty shit goin on here instead of talking about some dame from Sao Paulo and her.
And WTF happened to the star ranking widgit? I make no sense out of ***,000 stars. Am I a fuckin retard?

Ok, future BLOTD candidates please take note.

1.) Please do not lie about your bra size.
2.) Please do not include pics of your loser boyfriend. (Sorry, Glimmer-but this was just explained to me and I think I understand it a little better now.)
3.) Please do not make fake comments on your own post.

The widget thing is totally hopeless. I don't even try to vote anymore.

You are so beautiful.

mike, you started this and you're losing. and mike your the one that first mentioned seniority on the site.

so stop trying to back yourself out of that cornor too. :)

you're the one that started the insulting etc.

or maybe you're too retarded to remember ??????

i don't believe you keep coming back with the lamest crap ever. oh that's because you know you're in the wrong.

no mike you keep proving my point. repeat

you're a joke. you prattle about opinions. but yet i guess i can't give mine (what's your take on that ?? not thinking things through to clearly are we...as usual mike.)

you say want things to pass but include multiple insults towards me/ in that same paragraph.again you din't address that. classy indeed..sir....

and repeat who stared this ?? you did. now say something about that. right/you can't. because you know you did...

etc.etc..

you take the piss on me/because you secrectly want to shown me you big penis right ????? ;)

you're losing a word war to a retard. and that's beyond awesome....

nope mike, stop the smoke screens/it's not about senority at the site or whatever. it's about how you could have shown some decentcy to start with. we could have discuseed this ina civil way..or laughed about it. but who set things in on this course ????

mike, if this didn't mean anything to you.maybe you'd disappear from this thread. especially since i'm retarded...(especially since you weren't 'big' enough to end things in civil way)

it's funny mike i have to pee sitting down/but yet i'm still a bigger man than you. :)

you talk about seniority on the site. well, tell you what kid...i've been here for awhile and i've never did what you did. just throw an personly directed insult to someone that has a diferent view (that wasn't racist or some thing )want to ask ????

no mike, it's all on you. but i shouldn't expect differently from someone that gives a blotd a one because a guy is in a pic ?? oh the
humanity...

no mike,it's on you because i'm sick of being nice.and a jerk like you wouldn't have even noticed anyway /if i bit my tongue and said nothing/or you may have seen it as sign of weakness.(hey i pee sitting down occuring to you)

i'm sick of being nice(being cool and letting things pass) if it means a jerk like you gets to appear cool/or 'win'/or 'get to the top'. not today kid, i gonna store so much 'hate' towards 'mike' i'm gonna put you in my hate song. :)

yes mike maybe i'm retarded. and you may think you're cool/but i don't envy you.....

Excellent 3 point plan, Hallery! We should have our best minds working on making this a law across the lands. You are an excellent example of a great BLOTD photo submission. All you future aspiring BLOTDS should go to http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2008/02/13/bastardly-lady-of-the-day-... and see how it's done.

Glimmer, I love how you furiously bang away on your keyboard.

Glim, I love yoooouuu--ur pictures ;)

Mike - Thanks for the compliment! I never included a butt shot so my submission isn't really an "excellent example" though. There have been several others that are better, IMO. Dina, Nadya, Katie, Ania, Leni, and Emily are all good ones.

And Glimmer, you're not retarded! You're one of the nicest people on this site!

About the porn question, it seems like that's permissible because there is a reason for the guy to be there and guys watching picture themselves in that role. Whereas with the boyfriend in the BLOTD pics, there's no reason for him to be there and it just ruins the fantasy.

Girls can learn a lot about men on this site!

it's funny mike i have to pee sitting down/but yet i'm still a bigger man than you. :)

Ok Mike you won - Glimmer or Mariah Carey Glitter or whatever her name is accepted defeat and so let's get back to the discussion at hand -

We want to look at pics of girls and he likes pics of guys... case closed moving on now...

Hallery, I was going mention something about the lack of ass shot, but Glimmer tired me out of snide comments. I need a nap. It's been a long day on this thread.

where I come from you'd be nothing special, but here in the US you're above average.

Your legs are gross.

not bad at all, ***

some of your pics are really annoying (but i liked the beach towel one) and something about you screams 'dirty', and not in a good way. you just look really teenager-ish but i think when you grow up and wear normal clothes and less make up and cut your hair you could be really hot

That was an entertaining battle: Let's call it the 'glimmering clitoris'.
And the winner is:
RichardSchlitzthing . . . 'rub mike litoris the wrong way'.
I don't care if it is a rerun, it's mighty fuckin' clever :)
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Oh, and Vanessa: I'd do you from behind, so I could hold onto your little "B" bumps. Then, I'd stiff you for the 3 million!

2 stars. 3 stars for looks. -1 star for douchebag in pics 8 & 10.

Here in Brasil we usually find girls better than this, so we're quite used, but when they're ugly are the worst, almost scaring

As almost everything here, we're the country of extreme opposites

i find it hilarious that chicks are usually the ones to leave negative comments on blod posts. "your legs are gross" , "you need bigger boobs to balance out your body", "your hair is ugly", "you look trashy" etc etc. who the fuck are you to judge?? fuck the stupid jealous bitches. most of the guys on here AINT COMPLAININ. shes fucking hott. PERIOD. and i dont give a shit if she has imperfections. dont expect me to waste my time and inspect all of the photos carefully intentionally looking for imperfections like some losers on here do. the second i laid my eyes on this fine blotd i thought she was hott. that was my initial thought and i aint changing my mind.

Kenny, U R right!! And Glimmer.. R U just gonna let them call you:
Mariah Carey Glitter??!! C'mon now, I wanna see some action in here...

Nothing wrong with that; very pretty, nice bod, and decent pics for once. Trust me, some of the woman on this board are jealous which is evidenced by their comments, and they should be!

Ohhhh.. we are jealous, you say?? Haha, way to challenge me!! Well, I said fine things about this broad. I know how catty these gals on here are though...

BRAZILIAN ENGINEERING AT IT'S BEST......Damn I hit that ass like Barry Bonds hits a baseball.

I said MOST of the woman but I'll bet you're jealous too. So Pamela, why not put your money where your mouth is and post up some pics of yourself hmmmm? I would do the same except my wife (also named Pamela) would freakin' kill me. I get enough flack just for visiting this site.

Why do you bet I'm jealous too?? Wow, you're just making things up to fight with me...

Go git em Pam.

hahahahahaha, dude is gone!!Hey, DAMAGE Inc, come back, ya loony!!
Now, he's a psycho!!

Pamela, isn't it time for your glucose drip? Go handle your business and stop instigating shit.

"ooohh, I'm Goliano... ooohh.. I feel like a big man now oooohh.....

I knew I was gonna regret addressing your airhead ass.

haha, you gangsta.. I was just playin around.

you are all wrong
the reason the boyfriend picture is a no-no is because it is insulting to Bastardly readers
these BLOTDs are basically saying:
"I don't have time to take some pictures for my BLOTD submission, so i'll just throw in some snapshots"

Heh, heh. Yeah, so what's up? You eat anything lately?

Exactly john! Somebody get this guy a beer, or a prostitute.

One thing all of you are ignoring is the fact that Moe and Jackson post the pics NOT the BLOTD. Your beef is with them. Sorry fellas. LOL

Yes, I drink light jogurt, and I look very healthy on my pic, don't U think?

actually no Goliano my beef is with the BLOTDs they are the ones that send in the pictures. If they did not send in crappy snapshots then Jackson could not post same crappy snapshots.
I'm pretty sure these guys just post what they get
though even if they don't the BLOTDs should not be let off the hook
they have control over what they send in
and are you really "laughing out loud?"

Hey Goliano, read the small print on the BLOTD 1st page. Stop trying to blame Moe and Jackson, they are just working with the shit that these stumps send in.
john, you rule.

I just gotta say I like john. He's so effing cool and calm @the same time.

Nice ass, take better pics...ones that are focused on you and you alone.

I give 4 out of 5 and would bend her over in a heartbeat.

@Pamela: No comment. I don't wanna be blamed for running you off, like some other bastard here was.

@john: Nah, I wasn't really LOL... it was more of a sneer directed at Moe and Jackson. I'm prone to shaking up the establishment no matter where I might be.

My thing is that they could've left the shots with the douchebags out, if they chose to. There are 11 pics here, and I've seen some BLOTDs with as little as 3. They both know it pisses some of you off, and being the bastards they are, they post 'em. Now I'm really LOL.

Goliano, you piece of shit, you got me angry, you mothereffer!!!
You effin big piece of loon!!!

You'll get over it.

i want to die in your bed, between your legs, inside you.

#152.. haha, how corny get you get?? haha

*can

mmm, i bet you like corny men pam... want to hear my poems? they are short and soft, the opposite of my dick.

btw im also an artist, is that your pic? im going to make you immortal

Vampires are already immortal.

YOU ARE FREAKIN EVERYWHERE!!! WHAT ARE YOU TRYIN TO DO TO ME?? MAKE ME EVEN MORE INSANE???

#156.. was that supposed to hurt my soul or somethin?? You are just one sad nigga, what's with these assoults on me??

shes (?) not really a vampire / immortal
why? > los vampiros no aparecen en las fotos

anyway, im going to use you, silly girl, your face is now mine.
and is going to hang on the walls of some museum, soon.

hahaha, you live in a dreamworld. You're no artist. You prolly work on Mcdonalds, you gay fag. YOU ARE NOTHING

And it's pretty clear how vile and pure evil Goliano is. Just an ugly soul he has. Such a shame that those kind of (people) exist. He's a vampire. Came from vampires, and acts like one. Ugly on the inside, and ugly on the outside. What a freak of nature.

@158: What soul? That was sucked out along with any other sign of life you once had.

@159: Oh yeah, then how do I see them in movies? j/k

ya right.... no lesbian.... is in our blood lol, even for straight girls like me ! ;-)

uh oh.... Pamela Courson, I think the N word shouldnt be used in this website.... :S shame on you

No biggie. One should expect ignorance from the ignorant... that way you can plan your line of attack beforehand. Like forcefully placing a steel-toed boot in their mouth before they get the last syllable out.

Pam...... don't be spittin out words like "nigga". I know you're most likely kidding and are not racist (hopefully) but people on this site will misinterpret your words and intentions and you could get banned. c'mon, dont start shit.

and i'm black and i'm nice to you so promise me you wont say that word again.

Oh christ, I step away from the 'puter for a couple hours and Pam *thinks* she chased me off. Ha! You don't win that easily!

that ankle tattoo killed it....

...Get he fuck outta here. Go to a KKK forum and spit your racist bullshit there. Nobody appreciates you using the N word, and nobody finds it funny or cute. For shame, Pamela Susan Courson, for shame!

...How come when she says the N word hardly anybody calls her out on it? Like you are all pussyfooting around her, like you are scared to upset her or something! Man fuck Pamela Susan Courson. I HATE YOU BITCH. Haha you got raped!!!

Y'all a bunch of fuckin retards.

she's cute and nice body, but are we sure this girl is legal? looks kinda young. wheres the ID?

wow one word and the whole racist argument starts

...So its totally acceptable to say that word in this day and age? Dumb bitch prolly dosent even know the implications of that word. She keeps saying it, like just last week she called Eve a 'black n**ger'. Wtf? But its Pamela Susan Courson so shes 'just kidding' right?

@ 175. The tragically funny thing about that is the fact she thought she was offending me. I wouldn't mind if I was a black woman, but I'd be really sad if I looked like Pamela (even remotely).

Yeah, I should have said "negro". Anyway, y'all take a bath, I can smell your boredom from over here. And EVE, you annoying twat, why haven't you choked on a cock yet, you 1 $ ho??

And #175. Why are you taking this so seriously?? You're not black, you're not white, you're in between. You're like a half negro, so you should be like half offended.

...This shit just is not cute. I bet you could be a really nice girl if you wanted, you are just way too fucking much. You speak pure garbage.

Nah YOU grow up.. you're the one who is constantly waiting for me to response to you.

@179 why arent you registered ? you do post alot. Not that your posts are that intresting i was just wondering

ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

loki.. you are the one makin me sleepy.

Well Pamela - Powder or whatever your name is - I forgive you my child as looking at your lack of any skin color at all one can tell you never go anywhere and therefore don't know any better. Ignorant means you don't know better - stupid means that you do. You're pretty close to being stuck on stupid.

I'm not stupid, I'm just messin around. Hah, think I'm scared of you, or somethin?? I get angry easily, so watch out

@ 185. I've just realized who you resemble! It's Droopy Dog. But he's prettier.

JESUS fuckin' CHRIST!!!!!!!!

GET OVER IT...........IT'S FUCKIN' TUESDAY!!!!

GO BLOG ON TUESDAY'S BLOTD!!!!!!

@ 187. So...what are you doing here then? I happen to find this thread more amusing than the Tuesday's one.

Eve.. that was sooo mature of you. And you show sooo much courage by callin everyone ugly when no one has seen your possible fugface.

FUG FACE!!!!!

HA HA HAHA HA HA HA AH AH AH AH AHA HA HAHA

EVE IS A FUG FACE..........EVE IS A FUG FACE..........
EVE IS A FUG FACE..........
EVE IS A FUG FACE..........EVE IS A FUG FACE..........EVE IS A FUG FACE..........EVE IS A FUG FACE..........EVE IS A FUG FACE..........EVE IS A FUG FACE..........EVE IS A FUG FACE..........EVE IS A FUG FACE..........EVE IS A FUG FACE..........EVE IS A FUG FACE..........EVE IS A FUG FACE..........EVE IS A FUG FACE..........EVE IS A FUG FACE..........

HA HA HA HA AH AHA HA HA HAHAH AH HAHA

But I have seen yours. Droopy Dog's eyes I tell you...

And for the record, no one will ever sound mature if they're talking to someone like you, dear...because you're a 5-year-old child. Only a little less intelligent.

@186 hey dont be using droopy for insults he´s awesome

And her little retarded friend showed up to defend his princess...lovely.

@ 192. Sorry.

...How very hilarious witty and informative. And this thread is way more entertaining than todays BLoTD. I give Pamela her dues, bitch sure knows how to start shit. Now have fun getting raped by Arion and DAMAGE Inc!

no i was defending droopy lol :D

Is this still going on? Weird how these threads continue...
Gotta say...Glimmer is superbad! and a great guy. I've never seen him go off on anybody in anyway...But he's been behind me on many a thing and I've always got his back.
Either way....Glad to see that fight seems to have settled down.
Oh and I'm glad I won the most interesting comment award on this thread. Who to thank....I'd like first thank Glimmer and Mike Litoris for the inspiration.....I had list here somewhere....*faints*
.....Hours later......
Great 1500 more comments to read...Here we go again.....

...What is up with that? Do you get off on skeletons and corpses?

@ 196. I know, I apologized for having offended him...LOL. At least he's funny. His look-alike is not.

Then why are you challenging a 5-year old, like you say I am?? Not very adult like of you, you boring old betty.. and you say you like this thread?? How VERY interesting of you to say.

Well this has been a fun one, eh? (Yes I'm Canadian and we say eh)

"Then why are you challenging a 5-year old, like you say I am??"...

I've already said that, silly...it is amusing. Now go eat your cracker. I know it's what you're going to have for the whole week...

...Like seriously? Im guessing you were dropped on the head as a baby?

@199 i didnt see 194 until after i posted :D

#198.. oooh that hurt... oooh.. I'm so sad!!!!! ooohhh...you hit a soft, tender spot there, ooohhh.....

@198 err what ?

@ 205. "#198.. oooh that hurt... oooh.. I'm so sad!!!!! ooohhh...you hit a soft, tender spot there, ooohhh....."

#198? You can't you even do the # and @ thing properly? Ok, I'm feeling bad for you, I now allow you to eat TWO crackers. Maybe with a little more calories your two neurons will work better.

Gizmo is not supposed to eat this late...

@ 208. Hey, now you're mean. I love Gizmo. Unless you're talking about Gizmo after turning into that gross thing...no, I still think he's prettier.

@208 a gremlins refrence dude you must be out of material by now :D

@210 was gonna call her a vampire but that line is played ;-) and as somebody said earlier vampires can't show up in photos and Pam obviously has

@209 for those who have seen her pick - those droopy saucer eyes yell Gizmo but yes the rest yells Stripe - that's was the leader after it ate

Yup, this is gettin boring. Eve... you're a retard and you have obviously NO TASTE AT ALL, like your imaginary boyfriend there.

@ 212. You promised me a while ago my boredom would eventually kill someone. Well...I'm doing my best to see if it works on you, dear.

I'm not imaginary LSD chick - I'm right here. Now that fine Captain Save A Ho boyfriend of yours Arion he's a looker - y'all make great hairy albino kids together...

@ arion "Don´t listen too much to that uncertified idiot"

Kiss Kiss Kiss A$$ - Peace I'm out

EVE, YOU ARE NOTHING, UNCERTIFIED BASTARD, YOU ARE NOTHING, YOU COUPLE OF GOLLUMS, GO MAKE A GOLLUM BABY. AND PLEASE, EVE.. DYING FROM BOREDOM BECAUSE OF YOU??? NOW, THAT'S A LOUSY WAY TO DIE.

Oy vey, all this talk of Gollums. Pammy are you Jewish?

Nah, not like you, obviously.

lol

Pam I'm sorry. I should have more symapthy for the un-dead. I mean never getting any sleep. Always craving brain - or in your case giving good brain in back alleys and never getting any sleep from trippin off the LSD.

You are just hopeless, aren't you?? Weren't you goin all ready??
Even I have my limits..

Actually, I'm not Jewish. I'm an Irish Protestant by birth, but I'm 100% godless and subscribe to no man-made religion.

@214 meh

@ 215. I didn't say it was a glorious way to die! It was you who suggested that I could kill someone with my "boredom superpowers". Well, I'm trying to see if what you said was actually true. But since you keep coming here, that means you're still alive THEREFORE my boredom superpowers are not that strong. Bummer...

@223 just out of curiosity..why do you hate pam so much ?

@222 Arion - "meh" - after looking at your picture Atilla Gorilla I'm suprised you can form sentences - glad 2 see you are back 2 normal.

@ 220 Powder - yes I am trying to go because unlike you I plan to go to sleep tonight but I know to, the living dead like, the night time is the right time... you flip the most tricks then huh? Boo Casper Boo!

@ 224. I don't. Seriously. She amuses me.

By the way, she's the one who started hating on me. I used to ignore her when she attacked me, but I felt that if she was so desperately seeking attention, I could give her some...See? I'm actually an altruistic person.

@225 meh

SORRY EVERYONE, THAT UNCERTIFIED BASTARD IS REALLY ME, I AM A COO-COO IN THE HEAD, NOW, I HOPE HE GOES AWAY, HE IS A MENACE, HE IS DRIVIN ME CRAZY!!! GAH.. I REALLY HOPE HE GOES FOR GOOD!!!

@ 228. You're not adding anything new...

EVE, I MEAN THIS!! HE IS IN MY HEAD, AND WON'T GO AWAY!!! NOW, I HOPE HE WON'T TAKE CONTROL AND START WRITIN SOME NASTY BULLSHIT AGAIN!!!
AND SRY IF I OFFENDED ANY OF YOU!!! IT WASN'T ME, JUST SO YOU KNOW!!!

okay... this just got real dumb, real fast (not that it wasn't stupid before). WTF!?

@ 230. Ok, Pam...I'll pray for you. The problem is that I'm an atheist, but who knows?

wow, this rating is gotten broken!

pretty great chick!

Pamela:

At night I can't sleep, I toss and turn
Candle sticks in the dark, visions of bodies being burned
Four walls just staring at a ni&&a
I'm paranoid, sleeping with my finger on the trigger
My mother's always stressing I ain't living right
But I ain't going out without a fight
See, everytime my eyes close
I start sweatin, and blood starts comin out my nose
It's somebody watchin' the Ak'
But I don't know who it is, so I'm watchin my back
I can see him when I'm deep in the covers
When I awake I don't see the motherf#$@er
He owns a black hat like I own
A black suit and a cane like my own
Some might say "take a chill, B"
But f@#k that sh!t, there's a ni&&a trying to kill me
I'm poppin' in a clip when the wind blows
Every twenty seconds got me peeping out my window
Investigating the joint for traps
Checking my telephone for taps
I'm staring at the woman on the corner
It's f@#ked up when your mind is playing tricks on you

THANK YOU, EVE!! I HOPE YOU WILL HEAL ME!!

HOWEVER, THAT POEM IS NOT AFTER ME!! NOT A POET WRITER...

Pamela:

Day by day it's more impossible to cope
I feel like I'm the one that's doing dope
Can't keep a steady hand because I'm nervous
Every Sunday morning I'm in service
Playing for forgiveness
And trying to find an exit out of the business
I know the Lord is looking at me
But yet and still it's hard for me to feel happy
I often drift while I drive
Havin fatal thoughts of suicide
BANG and get it over with
And then I'm worry-free, but that's bullsh!t
I got a little boy to look after
And if I died then my child would be a BASTARD
I had a woman down with me
But to me it seemed like she was down to get me
She helped me out in this sh!t
But to me she was just another b!t@h
Now she's back with her mother
Now I'm realizing that I love her
Now I'm feeling lonely
My mind is playing tricks on me

OK, I'M PRETTY SURE I DIDN'T WRITE THAT ONE. I DUNNO. SOMETIMES I DON'T REALISE WHAT HE DOES. HE MESSES WITH MY HEAD, YA KNOW.

What is going on? This is balls deep in crazy.

See I told you. The woman out here get jealous and go psycho crazy whenever they see a chick that's hotter than themselves. Oh well.

OUT HERE?? HELL, I'M OUT THERE!!NOW DON'T YOU GET ME ALL ANGRY NOW...
YOU WOULDN'T TAKE IT...

@ 240. Dude, I'd be careful if I was you, she's writing with capital letters, man!...CAPITAL LETTERS!

Jim Morrison thinks you're fat, and not in a phat way. Take it personally. Regards, a real 'Ana' bitch.

Every girl needs the token fat friend... want to be mine? Regards from Renfrew, the real 'Ana' bitch.

EVE, ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?? HE IS COMING NOW... I FEEL IT I BETTER GO NOW BACK TO TAKE MY MEDS... I HAVE TO STEAL SOME HERE AT THE ASYLUM
FINISHED MINE

@ 245. # 243 and 244 weren't me, girl...I even thought it was "him" again. Maybe my prayers are not working after all...

I ESCAPED FROM REHAB, THE COPS FOUND ME AND PUT ME IN HERE, JIM MORRISON ALLWAYS TALKED ABOUT ASYLUM, BUT SOME CRAZY PERSON IS ALLWAYS CALLIN ME IN HERE AND SAYIN NASTY THINGS... SOMETIMES I DUNNO WHO I AM

Malnutrition done fucked this bitch up.

Let this be a lesson, kiddies. Clean your plates and request seconds on veggies, so you don't end up like the above.

GOLIANO, I AM AIMING A GUN AT YOU RIGHT NOW, PRICK

yo goliano mind your own buisness

Who's helping you hold it up?

@250 - That was hilarious. You got any more?

oh yeah whats so funny ?

Your punk ass jumpin' bad on a blog thinking you can shut someone up, that's what.

i dont mind if you post just dont be insulting pam

Dude, I don't give a fuck what you do or don't mind. Fuck you and Pam. You MF's have lost y'all damn minds thinkin' you can tell a grown ass man what to do. Delusional dimwits.

See I was tryin 2 sleep and you done woke daddy from his nap!

Goliano don't pay Captain Save A Ho America Arion any attention - if you click his profile and view his picture you will see he has much to be sad about... but here in the internet world he can wear his Under Roos and go tinker bellling around the boards.

@242 "she's writing with capital letters, man!...CAPITAL LETTERS!" LOL - read in the right tone of voice and infliction - Classic

@ Pamela - I think you just need some... come sit on daddy's lap and he'll make it all better like the Hulkster with Brooke... All Better Now!

#249 Pamela Susan Courson

okay, now I know I am in the wrong place when people are pulling guns on each other, calm down sweet pammy!!!!!

definitely one of the best BLOTD in awhile

"but here in the internet world he can wear his Under Roos and go tinker bellling around the boards."

OMG, hahahahahaha, thanks for the laugh this morning, that was funny as hell!!!

^^^ @ 257

really good in some pics, okay in others. real womans body that isn't too hard or soft. she's got my approval.

do these girls really dress like that in public...

seriously put some clothes on

PLEASE, people!! DONT make me bust a GUT laughing hysterically!!! Vanessa is fucking BOMB-ASS goregeous!!!! and i am prejudiced of dark-haired women. i dont dislike them, i just prefer blondes ( dont even get me started on my obsession with [SEXY!!!! i repeat SEXXXXXXYYY!!!!!!], but Vanessa is one sexy lady!
and people, i almost choked on my san pellegrino!!!!! jessica ALBA??!!! you think Vannessa looks like THAT pop-eyed, fish lipped, celulite-ridden, egotistical, full of herself ( it baffels my MIND! mine, and next to me is my brother Paulie and my buddy jeff who, like me, is a combination of horrifyingly AMUSING, baffeled and rePULSED. not to mention DISSAPPOINTED......in ALL of you! that uber-overrated, fugly mexican ( who looks like she REEKS something PUTRID!) reprehensibly denies her latina heritage ( I am mexican-- that offends me, whats SHE trying to hide?!-- and YES, jessie( "ill suck a cock if it means i can be the star of your next abortion"--opps i meant---"movie." then ill break my ever-present (PERMANENT! IS MORE LIKE IT!) frowning, grouchy, bitchTASTIC, grumpy 'im better than you and this is my way of showing it because the world revolves around me...ME...MMMMEEEE!!!!not my daughter-- who im worried about, she seems to be getting chubby...ill just have to teach her how to stick a toothbrush down her throat after she eats one tiny jar of baby food, OR, even better! i can just give her just ONE spoonful of mashed carrots and peas a week! oh, thank g-d!!! THAT is sure to work! ill have a 3- pound baby in no time! alas, folks, i resent her for not being (except for the fact that i taughte her how to never smile unless shes on the red carpet or there are paparazzi around, because i couldnt give 2 shits about them! and i resent her for NOT looking like ME! i named her Honor because it IS an HONOR to be my daughter!!!! and everyone in the universe knows it!! even the martians and bill o'riley, after all! i tell her ( ok, i admit, but so what, im jessica alba and everyone loves me, no matter what. i DO get right up in her face, whicle shes doing pilates with 4 pound ankle weights and 6 pound hand weights and scream in her fat fugly face,"HONOR! do you KNOW whos daughter you ARE?! your MY daughter, and i refuse to be embarrassed EVERYTIME im seen with YOU!"
PUUUU-LEEEZ! jesSUCKA (sucks and fucks any and everything to be in the media) no talent slag WISHES she had ANYTHING on Vanessa!!!!
there. im done. Vanessa, your smokin'sweetie! i think my puter just started to heat up.... uh-oh i see smoke!!!! ;) keep up the good work, your body is bangin and your skin is so beautiful, it reminds me of glass. it looks ( and im willing to bet millions of $$$$$ on this, and i KNOW id win! ) like it would feel like silk, soft as honey...just like the color of your skin: sweet honey :) Vanessa, your beautiful, YOU should have been "nancy" in "Sin City"(!!!!), because i would have LOVED to see you in that leather outfit that fat slob albatross couldnt pull off for SHIT! jeff and paulie agree!!!
albatross= varmint,sorry excuse for existance, FUGLIER than
4-week-old AFTERBIRTH in a toilet that hasnt
been cleaned since 1953
Vanessa=goddess, beautiful, eyes that could melt even a heart made of stone, skin that looks too perfect you dont even want to marr her beauty by even touching it lightly and gently......Vanessa, your breathtaking.