Bastardly Lady of the Day: Aileen
Monday, December 22nd, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Hey Bastardly audience.. my name is Aileen and I am a 22 yr old college student from North Carolina!
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Umm Zooey Deschanel definitely, she is absolutely gorgeous!
Do you like your boobs?
They'll do for now ; )
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Hell yea! I am totally into older guys anyways even though that's a little too old but I mean come on... 3 MILL!! duh!
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Haha yea either Rachel McAdams or Katherine Heigl and it never works... well maybe once.
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Not at the moment.
What makes you Bastardly?
Absolutely nothing... I'm innocent :)
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Cute as a button. Would have liked a few more body pics, but hey ho....
4 *'s from me.
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Hotter as a brunette in pic 2 & 3. The burnt skin, bleached blonde hair in the first and last pics just makes you look like Average Sorority Girl #47,319.
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She is very cute !!!
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she makes my johnson sneeze in my shorts
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yes very cute indeed
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beautiful!
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Hot
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you're inoffensive and white so I'm sure you'll go down well here. The world loves mediocrity (that is not an insult to you, I mean that in the sense that alot of people don't find very striking features attractive as it deviates from what is considered 'normal' - which is good for you as although easy on the eye,you aren't very striking.)
Nevertheless, you are pretty and could never be called unattractive. I do prefer you with darker hair, but then that's just my personal preferance...
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I agree 100%
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hahaha I was thinking something along those lines. I was going to say "Zzzzz, someone please wake me up the average-ness made me fall asleep"
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ditto.
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ditto.
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Sierra, I'm just curious, who would you consider is striking?
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Nice looking and you gave some decent answers
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Cute smile
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Hawt! My new fav.
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Your Ugly
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Nice looking girl you see everywhere....Mall campus...
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Yeah...The Brunette works much better for you....and you do kind of look like Rachel McAdams in the middle two picture.
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Your very cute. Great skin, nice hair(better brunette) & you seem like you have a nice personality. You don't come off as annoying to me either but who knows
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Cute :)
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You seem nice. And you're attractive. If I saw you in real life, you would be a head-turner.
Best Bastardly Lady in several weeks.
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She looks like the typical O.C. cunt to me. She's thick and you can be sure she'll be creating some thunder with those thighs sometime soon...
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Very pretty, nothing objectionable and nothing truly extraordinary.
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Damn, another one that doesn't want us to see her feet.
No question, she has a very sexy mouth.
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Your pictures are somewhat boring but you are cute. I liked your answers and you don't seem to be trying too hard. Those pictures really are kinda lame though.
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perfect smile ! 5 stars
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boring, looks like the typical oc chicks that i see every day. except less attractive.
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4 stars are you kidding? she girl is about as plain jane as vanilla ice cream...no racialist shit intended. 2 at most
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Dark hair is def. best on this one. Cute girl, good answers, but please...next BLOTD...leave the douchebag boyfriend OUT of ALL pictures. Makes it more difficult for me to imagine spilling my kids on your face.
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average girl with a super cute smile, 3 stars.
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Cute, but real real dumb answers. She's probably dumb too. Pic 2, she's looks best. (She kind of looks like 'shandi'.)
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Very very cute. 4 stars. The girl on the left, in pic 1, seems hotter. We need more pics of her.
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She's ok/average, but she's got "the angles" (no body shots,no head-on shots, just the universally flattering 3/4 profile)...
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ur cute but u have bad posture and i think you pssibly might have a big waist... which is awful considering ur boobs are small
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you are very VERY average. i wouldnt even notice you let alone look at you twice.
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WTF!!! i dont understand why you have four stars. should be two or something.
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why do you always turn your face to the side??? its beyond annoying and makes me think you are hiding something. 1 star.
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No body shape and no boobs, average beyond belief and probably too reserved for anything fun.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....wow. i think i just went catatonic from looking at ur pics. you may be the most boring looking girl.ever. i said it before and i'll say it again: i'd rather you be busted. because then you'd at least have sum sort of entertainment value. if ur body was bangin it'd give me something to look at but even that looks insipid beyond belief. but you seem nice. and sweet.
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So, poor Aileen, how does it feel knowing that no man will ever masturbate thinking of you?
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cute...i think people are calling you 'boring' because they're used to looking at pics of people like adriana lima on here. so i guess i can see where they're coming from, but you are cute none the less. and cute is always good. i think you'd look better with a different hairstyle maybe..something shorter/more updated
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Wow! This one is actually hot and does NOT make me want to bash her brains in because of her attitude!
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I can't get over that stupid ass name. Who the hell names their child Aileen.
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Ye R cute
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Would love to live in a place where this chick is average. She is boring but pretty, which can make a woman very desired, like Christie Brinkley. I prefer a more interesting, exotic look, but most guys go for the boring stuff.
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she is perfect.. how can i find her ?
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AILEEN IS FUCKING UGLY. AILEEN IS FUCKING FAT. AILEEN IS FUCKING FUGLY. WHORE. SLUT. BITCH. CUNT.
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Aileen, you are such a sweetie! I need to talk to you about a growing problem in my pants.
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