Bastardly Lady of the Day: Amber
Friday, November 14th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson
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Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Kim Kardashian :p
Do you like your boobs?
Yes!
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Ewww. Never. I'm gonna be rich myself anyways and take over the world :p lol Go to my Myspace and check out my blogs to see why! Yeah that was a little cheap promotion :p
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
A few have told me I look like Rihanna without the forehead lol, not really to try and get in my pants tho but I've had quite a lot of losers sayin dumb stuff to get in my pants before but it never works of course.
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Yeah my fave was Noreen.
What makes you Bastardly?
Because I wanna kill paris hilton, lol, not really but I do hate her.
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I want to see women!! Not
trout pout girls!!
But I'd still bang her.
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Nice T.V. (page 2)
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You look beautiful in pic #3, why no full body shot pic?
You're attractive, ***
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mmm...... also..... Adorable dog on page 3.
:D
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GIRL *does Oprah head bob* you lookin' F.I.N.E.......
Seriously though...Your pretty, but nothing that really
tips my scales....Than again you're not translucent or
suffer from danceless fever.
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That means.... ***
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Aren't we done with this yet
i mean how can you possibly hate Paris Hilton anymore
it's like hating Gary Coleman
or Chris Burke
Hate someone that everyone likes:
the Dali Lama for example
that cowardly, consumerist faux-martyr
hanging out with Richard Gere and Mike D, while real freedom fighters like Nelson Mandela are rotting in jail
now that is Bastardly
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LOL! Don't mess with the Dali...That my bitch yo.
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You're 'sposed to kill the -buddha- if you meet him on the road...but killin' the HH DL's street cred is just as good in our modern world.
What about Mother Theresa? Damn dirty anorexic pseudo-hippie looking for an excuse not to eat or wash her ass...
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Those lips in pic 4 look like they can suck a MEAN cock.
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With those camera angles, she's hiding something major. My guess would be plenty of greasy cellulite in the thighs and ass.
Nice skin tone though.
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lol, thanks anyway :p
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I dunno. Normally, I really like the dark features and all that but she's just not doing it for me. I think the "attitude" that shows through doesn't help her cause.
She's not a bad looking girl..just nothing all that special.
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She'd look cute if she stopped doing those ridiculous kissy-faces; it makes her look like an idiot.
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Jealouuuus :p only jokin 'jess' :D
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picture 5 looks like miley cyrus pose,,,,,,,,,,id she was a moon cricket
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Boring poses, awkward photos. I just don't care for this one.
I'm more interested in the dog, which is cute.
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X 2
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Stop with the forced poses, just be yourself and smile like in pic 3.
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I hate everything about this girl. No stars.
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aww thats a shame :p
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Another one with all the pictures angled/has effects/ cartoonish, the one picture pg 2, i think, u do not look pretty at all, yet in pg 3 u do. so who the hell knows? Seem cute, but eh, I wouldn't look twice.
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Brownbag this one!
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Bet this chick has a ass the size of Cleveland, but with that said those lips are made for my cock........... i'd let her have some
And thats the bottom line.......
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I'd bang the shit out this bitch. And by bitch I mean girl.
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I thought there might be potential after the first pic. Lets just say you have a nice smile and leave it at that.
Next...
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Rianna - you sure they didn't mean Raven... I kid...
But pleaes drop the junior high kissy face shit...
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Just realize that every other dumb slut on myspace does all the same stupid poses and faces. It's not interesting. It doesn't make you a beautiful and unique snowflake. It's contrived and yawn inducing.
Underneath all the stupid faces, you're obviously a very pretty girl. Go with the pretty, leave the stupid crap behind. You're 18 though, so I forgive you.
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Hey, Amber? Didn't you burn down 5o-cent's mansion?
(Kidding...)
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She looks like a self-conceived stupid ho and that's all.
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... lovers and friends potential... i think anyway
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Pretty and the dog is adorable! Pic #3 is the best.
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Nice tits..shame about her face.
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i like her hair, even though it's most likely someone else's hairs. weaves are weird!
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Picture 5 - You look like Karrine Steffans aka Superhead.
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*I ment picture 4*
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What happened between the first image and the second??
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not bad, not bad
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hmmm. I still saw her on''' L o v i n gR i c h...c o m''' looks like a camgirl ????
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Damn fine woman, you were built for sin.
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NO...trying too hard makes you even less attractive.
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how did she get -23860928
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Also, stop putting your own weave in, if you aren't, find a new stylist.
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She made me laugh, but I don't think that was her intent. Nice wig though.
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you have stunning eyes.
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PRETTY GIRL, A BLACK MAN SUPER MODEL, NEED TO SHOW YOUR FEET,SO WE CAN SEE THE FULL PACKAGE. VERY PRETTY SKIN,
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She's a little arrogant, but I'd bang her.
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I actually sa w her on loving Ric h *c*o*m
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AMBER IS A WHORE. AMBER IS A SLUT. AMBER IS A CUNT. AMBER IS A BITCH. I HATE AMBER. AMBER DESERVES TO GET GANG RAPED AND DIE FROM AIDS.
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Well well, looks who's here with her magical comment.
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Nice tits, face ain´t that bad. Too bad you´re a filthy dog loving whore, disgusting. Rating: 5 out of 10
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A whore who makes a fish face in order to show bigger lips. 2 stars
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Looks like Lilly Allen on pic 2.
Not bad I guess...just needs some better poses.
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I didn't think all that much of you, but your responses to some of the nasty comments made here have you made look like a very sweet person :) I like!
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not enough body pics. but maybe you did that on purpose so you can be a 'blotd revisited'. you look ok though, i like your lips
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oh yea i think you would look much prettier if you grew your eyebrows in more (or at least filled them in a little). pencil thin brows look trashy and make the face look too big and vast, in my opinion
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too airbrushedc, photoshop anyone? the myspace pics need to go. potential to be pretty.
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you look like... everyone. Average pretty.
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simply ugly u remind me of a monkey with a wig
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