Bastardly Lady of the Day: Jesse


I'm J-Tip baby and I just turned 18 yesterday!

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
The new and improved Spears :)

Do you like your boobs?
Yup, They're a handful!

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Uhhhh... honestly no (but in reality...) haha

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
NO :(

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
I HATE ZOE.

What makes you Bastardly?
The fact that I just turned 18 yesterday and I just posted my Barley Legal Pictures :)

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!

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66 Scandalous Comments

Nice. for a humpin....

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 1:34pm
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You are fucking smoking hot, girl. We both agree on this. We both like pic 6 and 7. You are the hottest BLOTD we've seen in a long, long time. There are going to be people who say mean things to you today. You know this already. Don't believe them. As a matter of fact, the nastier the comment, the more you should know how hot you are. Because girls can't stand other hot girls. And you are hot. We both want to fuck you, and we both would then buy you something nice as a token of out appreciation. You should be an actress. Get into the industry. You're hot. Five stars.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 1:38pm
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You and your friend on picture 5 need to get a room...And call a camera crew....NOW!
Seriously...You're beautiful. Just wish your answers were a bit more interesting, but you can't have everything can you.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 1:39pm
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she tried to make her ass bigger on photo 1 with the paint program....haha sorry hun, youll never have an ass, the fact u had to draw it in shows how insecure u are.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 1:39pm
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Sorry, what did you say...I Can't look away from that face.
BTW...Insecure girls need humping too.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 1:43pm
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I'm glad someone else noticed that too.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 2:05pm
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Are u guys sure is not just the dress ? anyhow, overall is think she is cute, except for picture 6, kinda ultra-lame =/

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 2:54pm
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Oh, now I know !! she looks like ALI LOHAN ... kinda...

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 3:00pm
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agree, I see Ali Lohan resemblance.
Not bad, not great either, ***

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 3:14pm
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I see an Angie Harmon on page 2.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 4:59pm
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I see an Angie Harmon on page 2.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 4:59pm
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Yeah...what he/she said.....

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 8:36pm
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Glad it's not just me that saw that.

It's stupid, but about what I'd expect from an idiot with playing "soldier" with kitty face paint and the "hardcore" shot at the end.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 8:10pm
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Nice.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 1:40pm
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Grade 'A' quality. Finally someone hot, with a sense of humor too. Keep posting up here honey.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 1:53pm
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yeah homegirl...you got skills to pay the bills. pics could be a little more scandalous but yet makes us wonder whats under those clothes. keep posting(4 stars)

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 2:04pm
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Hey, fuck you too!

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 2:04pm
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What's up with that second picture? It looks like you've got a monkey hiding under there.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 2:08pm
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really really hot

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 2:16pm
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I think the post is a fraud I bet this girl doesnt even know she is on this site.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 2:23pm
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I'll start by saying I think she's really hot and, aside from spelling "barely" as "barley," there's nothing wrong with her at all.

But this post makes my crap detector ping. This is too good to be true. When was the last time a girl like this sent pics to Bastardly?

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 2:29pm
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Cute girl , nice legs.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 2:30pm
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nice to see bitches are still submitting pics.................over all BANGABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 2:53pm
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Picture 5 is hot.....your feet are kind of busted, but you play soccer.....Happy Birthday! Very Hot.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 3:05pm
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i'd tap it on her forehead. strong features, could use more work on the body. she's hurtin for a squirtin. i've done worse tho.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 3:06pm
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that was funny

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 4:20pm
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Hotter than Allison Stokke. Show us more of your ass.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 3:22pm
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there is nothing cool in being bitch:BITCH...i wish i could tell where her middle has to go:

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 3:23pm
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I think your pretty hot! And you alomost show nip in the one pic, good job! Pics are just slutty enough to make us all happy, you're the best in awhile.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 3:24pm
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Your legs need work, Girl. They're too thick and sloppy looking.

But overall pretty nice. 3.5/5 stars

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 3:27pm
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She's hot.

The thing she has in common with Ali Lohan is that they both look way older than they really are.

That said, Jesse has a very nice body, but I don't understand why she would write that she hates Zoe... a person she doesn't even know... That takes a few stars away in my book, because it makes her come across as a tool and a bitch.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 3:43pm
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boooooo!

and you must think ur cute with that nasty middle finger in ur pic. not cute. go home and suck ur daddy's dick

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 3:59pm
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In pic 2, you were supposed to take the butt pads out of the box, first.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 4:01pm
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*** from me. could have been **** if it wern't for the MAN FEET.

dont hate cuz im old and bald, hate because im right.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 4:15pm
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Pretty but plain. Hot body.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 4:20pm
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It is the first time i check post and i leave comment on B lady for the day.. i guess that means something...

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 4:24pm
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HAWT! Reminds me of Sarah Shahi... WHICH IS FUCKING AWESOME.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 4:25pm
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Overall not bad, could see more pics in more body revealing attire.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 5:01pm
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she's ight

3/5

pretty, not gorgeous

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 6:15pm
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you are really pretty! actually i think that you're too good for this site. bastardly is not necessarily something you want to be

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 6:26pm
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She's punk like Avril Lavigne! Yeaaaah, PUNK!!

(By that I mean that punk is long dead and buried and that she's a pathetic cunt. Wait a minute, that last sentence sounded punk. Yeeaaah, I'm PUNK!!!)

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 7:14pm
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you're very cute
now go to your room.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 7:20pm
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Umm.. Just turned 18 yesterday? Hates the BLOTD from yesterday? That seems like a bit of a coincidence. I do smell a rat, your answers read like some dude fapping over his keyboard quickly writing anything down, I mean you move to all Caps for absolutely no reason.

Tremendously cute girl who would probably freak out if she saw her pics posted on here. Probably wishes she didn't say yes to the facebook friend request from that creepy janitor from high school.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 7:30pm
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Lmao!!

Friday, December 5th, 2008 @ 10:27am
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Lmao!!

Friday, December 5th, 2008 @ 10:28am
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Manly and majorly unattractive face, but the body looks slutty and nice with good titage. I rate her a 317.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 8:11pm
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Shit answers, face looks really cute in #3 but much older than 18 in #2, needs more revealing shots, but the body's nice. Being as superficial as I am, I'll give it a ****

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 8:36pm
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I'd rock ya whole world heifer.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 9:33pm
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No way, not exactly good looking (I´m being nice since it´s a BLOTD), and yes the ass looks fake. Rating 1.5 out of 10

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 10:03pm
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not bad, not bad at all. nice way to end the blotd drought

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 10:34pm
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4.5 stars. Will have to see how this one ages though to truly rate her.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 11:44pm
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this girl needs a pearl necklace.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 11:57pm
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Very pretty, great body (need some ass though) You do look older than 18. I have a feeling you didn't submit this b/c lets be real only skanky attention whores (with the exception of Leni and a few others) submit to BLOTD.

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 @ 11:58pm
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I'd totally do her. She looks like she'd lick my taint.

Friday, December 5th, 2008 @ 1:45am
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This girl resembles Ali Lohan, Shania Twain, Audrina Patridge or Angie Harmon and no dude has told her she looks like a celebrity to get into her pants? Bullshit!

Pretty girl...busted feet.

Friday, December 5th, 2008 @ 1:47am
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JESSE YOU ARE FUCKING UGLY. JESSE YOU ARE FUCKING FUGLY. JESSE YOU ARE FUCKING FAT. I HOPE YOU GET GANG RAPED FOR BEING A FUCKING WHORE. I HOPE YOU GET DIE FROM AIDS,FOR BEING A FUCKING SLUT. SKANKY BITCH. HEY CUNT GIRL.

Friday, December 5th, 2008 @ 3:18am
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Cathy R is so secure in herself :-)

What's the matter Cathy R, are you jealous or just religious?

Friday, December 5th, 2008 @ 7:20am
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Cathy calm ur pu##y

Friday, December 5th, 2008 @ 10:27am
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seriously, you guys should see that all the comment that Cathy ever write is about insulting other people and how she hope that they got gang raped or something like that. Crazy bitch.

Friday, December 5th, 2008 @ 10:42am
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can we see the bitch in pis 5's tits please?

Friday, December 5th, 2008 @ 6:24am
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Funny how in the last picture, she looks like Jon "Everyday Normal Guy" LaJoie.

Friday, December 5th, 2008 @ 9:34am
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LIAR. you did not just turn 18. you just turned 36. Who are you trying to fool?

Friday, December 5th, 2008 @ 10:58am
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eh.

Monday, December 8th, 2008 @ 4:13am
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Jack, please don't get crazy. Sarah Shai? Not EVEN CLOSE! How dare you insult my Carmen that way??? (joking, but for real)

Anyhoo... yeah, to hate someone you don't know is bitchy. That being said, if you haven't figured out that pretty girls usually have to have a little (tiny- not excessive!) bitch in them to fend off the haters, then its because you're ugly.

I'm a girl, and I approve.

Tuesday, December 9th, 2008 @ 2:36am
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This is a 40year old mother, isn't it? BECAUSE THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY SHES 18.

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 @ 6:58pm
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Jesse, you sweet thang, you! I'm soiling a gym sock right now because of you.

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 @ 6:09am
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