Bastardly Lady of the Day: Mahaela


I'm Mahaela (19), and I AM CANADIAN <3333

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
X-TINA FOR SURE

Do you like your boobs?
I love them so much, for sure I'm getting plastic surgery when these bad boys age haha

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Uh.. what do you guys think? Honestly, thats a shit load of money! :P

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
No :'(

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
I didn't even bother to check them out because from all the crap I've heard!

What makes you Bastardly?
I AM FUCKING CANADIAN AND I AM A BAR TENNNNNDDDERRR! :D

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!

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Not bad. I think you'd look prettier with a lighter hair colour. Black hair looks harsh on you. Decent body though

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 1:38pm
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That's only cuz she is trying for Hef's 4th girlfriend.

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 11:23pm
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4 stars....minus 2 stars for being a fucking canadian=2 stars

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 1:42pm
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FINALLY a respectable and deserving post of a BLoTD. This chic looks damn good - i would titty fuck you all the way down Younge Street (if you are in Toronto) or St. Catherine Street Ouest (if you are in Montreal).

2 thumbs up - 1 for the pink and 1 for the stink

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 1:46pm
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Her comments lead me to believe she's dumber than a bag of hammers, but she's decent looking.

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 1:48pm
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This chick has a decent body...but her face is definitely CANADIAN! What's up with the belly scar? Some crazed douche cut his baby out when she threatened to keep it?

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 1:50pm
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she's not bad at all, but if she is Canadian then 10 points off

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 1:51pm
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Great body. Use it while it lasts, because I'm guessing your brain won't get you very far.

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 1:56pm
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The first pic is absolutely the best ! :)

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 1:56pm
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She is definitely hot, but it looks like she had a C-section in pic 6. What's up with that?

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 2:05pm
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FREAK NASTY i say.

***** from me

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 2:14pm
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Picture 7 should definitely be used in those anit-smoking campaigns... man you look like you aged 30 years in that picture!

But thanks for showing me what Young Fake Boobs would look like on my grandma if she had them!

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 2:14pm
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MAMASITA!!!!!! I would do you any day without changing anythig

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 2:16pm
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She has a face for radio...but dont get me wrong, I would absolutely bang this chick..not bad.

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 2:16pm
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Nice, where in Canada do we have to go to get chicks like her?

And looking at page 3, I have to say she kinda looks like Elizabeth Hurley.

And nice tits.

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 2:21pm
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nice body, typical club whore, beat ass face.

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 2:23pm
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OUCH !

shandi = 1
club whore = 0

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 2:47pm
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That is Cathy K. from Montreal. She has had a tummy tuck, because a scar from a C-section would be much lower.

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 2:32pm
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I always knew Montreal was full of hot skanks. I gotta go there in 09.

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 3:34pm
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hahaha you have no idea, Montreal's the best place to get laid XD

Monday, February 16th, 2009 @ 1:37am
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Pretty, nice body... but her answers dont like me... so: 3 stars.

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 2:33pm
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good body but you're fucking ugly, **.

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 2:34pm
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Please stop saying/writing "for sure". I didn't have high hopes from the first picture (you look like you need a shower). But in the others you look very hot. And you have a slammin' body lol. I love your legs.
I think you have a very pretty face too, but it would be much prettier (and less old looking) if you eased up on the fake tan/heavy make-up and harsh hair dye. I get you want to embrace the whole tanned, brunette, 'exotic' look, but when it's so obviously fake it just looks trashy. Go for a softer hair colour and you will be drop dead gorgeous. Merry Christmas!

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 2:34pm
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I think your pretty hot, pic #5 is sexy as hell, a bit slutty but deff sexy.

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 2:35pm
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Finally a BLOTD that I don't have to run to the toilet after I see a picture. Great body, particularly your tits.

****

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 2:35pm
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and that picture of you smoking hookah is really creepy, you look like an old lady

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 2:36pm
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Ho,Ho,Ho.

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 2:43pm
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homeguuuuuuuuuuurl....got my eye on the prize.

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 3:01pm
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I’d be a hypocrite if I said you weren’t hot, because I think Megan Fox is hot. I tend to be attracted to women with class and substance, but there are always exceptions to the rule.

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 3:08pm
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You have a plain, trashy face and you dress like a roadside hooker.

You're a disgrace to women everywhere. Seriously. You may just signal the downfall of humanity. I'm disgusted by your existence.

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 3:31pm
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This type that gives all the nice guys at the bar dirty looks for smiling at her and than gives it up to all the sleaze bags. If you are not...Sorry.
Honestly, what woman have said is true. If you were to tone down the fake guidette (cathy) look and go eligent you would be drop dead gorgeous.

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 3:31pm
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Cheap and dumb but quite fuckable.

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 3:35pm
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Mahaela, the look on your face in picture 3 would make me turn around and run screaming. All you need is a butcher knife to complete the "I'm utterly and completely insane" look.

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 3:40pm
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Good body, unremarkable face, personality that would probably annoy me.

I'll give her *** 1/2 (out of five).

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 3:54pm
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I have to disagree with Richard, I love the slutty clothes, and Pic 3 was the first of the bunch that would make me nut. Legs are a little thin and untoned relative to the rest of the body, you look about 30 something in some pics, but still hot.

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 3:56pm
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Oh...I like the clothes. That not the problem. The fake bake combined with jet black hair.
If you like picture 3 you may have never dated a completely insane woman before. If you haven't....Don't. It's not what it's "cracked" up to be.

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 4:28pm
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M - you look great certainly one of the Best BLOTD your pics are awesome regardless of any constructive criticism on this board. Also whether you are a skank, slut, or whore is irrelevant you are Bastardly fo sho!

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 3:59pm
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I'm Goliano and I approve this BLOTD.

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 4:03pm
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She looks so different from picture to picture- it's weird. Anyway, very pretty and great body but more natural is the way to go!

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 4:06pm
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A saucy bag of estrogen but she's a short-timer just as any BLOTD should be... in other words don't bother with the make-over suggestions, gentle readers.

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 4:51pm
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She is young, has a cute face slim body (not tight, not athletic, but slim) and huge fake boobs. The scar is probably just a reflection from her belt buckle. I would so much like to have sex with Mahaela (or whatever her real name is), I can't even start to tell you. How to tell if she's dumb or not? The questions are dumb to start with. Anyway, none of us is getting married with this pretty chic. Congrats on your looks!

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 5:15pm
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UGLY AS HELL!!!!!

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 5:36pm
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I'm from Montreal and let me tell you that there are A LOT of extremely hot girls here.

Mahaela, you're a pretty girl but you could be gorgeous if you went for a more natural look. Go easy on the makeup and go a few shades lighter with your hair, you'll look younger and much hotter.

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 5:37pm
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She is one of the better BLOTD but I don't find her that hot. I do think she would look better more natural. I can't tell though if she is an older woman trying to look younger or she just looks old. I also have no idea why ANY woman would want to show that scar.

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 5:56pm
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I guess vapid is the new style at hookah bars in Canada, because I sure as heck don't remember seeing any cookie cutter clubbers at the ones here in Texas. In fact, it was usually people of Middle-Eastern descent or total bum hippies (a group of which I was a member before getting married and having two kids). I don't feel like commenting on looks, because I am indifferent.

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 6:01pm
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I don´t like the face, rating: 2 out of 10.

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 6:20pm
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hot, dumb and drunk is no way to go through life mahaela
oh wait
sorry, that is exactly how to go through life
carry on

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 6:44pm
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Typical club rat. By the answers to your questions, you'll be a bartender for a long time.

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 6:57pm
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How old are you? You look far too old to still see the novelty in being a bartender. No, it does not make you bastardly, it makes you sound like one of those desperate 14-year-olds who declares themself an "alcoholic".

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 10:18pm
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Pretty hot body, but girl ease up on the makeup and fake tan please, you'll look much better. Those who are calling her ugly are fucking retarded or blind.

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 10:22pm
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lol Rasheed, where have u been? Guantanamo Bay?

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 10:23pm
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my bf is a bartender :) but he's hotter than you (obviously) i kid. You're cute, you seem nice, \but possibly really annoying.

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 @ 11:08pm
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I like the even numbered pics while the odd numbered ones scare me. 2 stars for confusing me.

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008 @ 2:37am
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Nice looking girl....I like that scar gives you character.White shoes no..

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008 @ 4:07am
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THAT IS ONE FUCKING UGLY BITCH. FUCKING FUGLY DISEASED WHORE.

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008 @ 4:16am
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yes cathy as useall very positive..

well I liked this!

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008 @ 2:30pm
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there is no way in hell your 19. If you are, start using sunscreen because you look like your at least 24-25. Pretty though, nice boob job, nice legs, but pic 7 confuses me, you look 35

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008 @ 8:18am
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Mahaela, you are very sexy! I'm thinking about you tied up, with a big ball gag in your mouth.

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009 @ 6:04am
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