Bastardly Lady of the Day: Miss N.


I want to be Bastardly Lady of the Day. I don't want to answer any questions I just want to ask all bastards 2 things: Over the years I have gone lighter and lighter. Now I am completely blonde.

I just want to know: Do I look better as a brunette or a blonde? Also, do you guys think my sister looks like a thinner Kim Kardashian?

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!

Comment on this Scandalous entry »

99 Scandalous Comments

Not bad

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 1:38pm
Reply to this Comment

What an ass...

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 1:40pm
Reply to this Comment

You're hot, I think, can't tell who you are in most of the pics.

But I really want to know who's the blonde on page 4. Wow!

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 1:40pm
Reply to this Comment

I'm prettty sure the blonde on page 4 is her with blonde hair.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 11:51pm
Reply to this Comment

You're pretty, I think you look better with darker hair. Sis does look a bit like Kim K :)

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 1:43pm
Reply to this Comment

very pleased to see the return of the BLOTD
but:
you don't want to answer any questions for us
but you want us to answer your inane questions?
that's pretty fucking selfish of you

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 1:47pm
Reply to this Comment

Very last pic is stunning, you should have dark hair.
@ McPerv, she IS the blonde on page 4.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 1:47pm
Reply to this Comment

No, I really don't think so, that's a super fine ass on the left on Page 4, I think the BLOTD is the one in the middle.

Unless Page 4 is her with some weight gain that went mostly to her ass, in which case I say, god bless.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 2:35pm
Reply to this Comment

It appears she has really short legs.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 1:49pm
Reply to this Comment

They're short & stubby on page 5..she'd fit well with the dude of yesterday..
ryanaked...

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 1:58pm
Reply to this Comment

You have short legs, massive calves and your face is average. You look better as a brunette. Your sister looks like FATTER Kim Kardashian. **

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 1:56pm
Reply to this Comment

hahaha tell it like it is. that was brutally honest

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 2:46pm
Reply to this Comment

Dammn...your sister sure packs one heavy duty USDA approved ass...you's not bad either...great bods on both of yous...but that hooked nose is not very attractive...so thats my honest opinion....

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 1:56pm
Reply to this Comment

BLotD has returned nice and a good start to it as well ,the lack of answers is bad though as there always a good laugh to read

I think the darker hair suits you more and yea your sister does kind of resemble KK but with a longer face

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 1:57pm
Reply to this Comment

Not bad but not that great either, you actually look better with clothes on than in your swimsuit. Welcome back BLOTD, cant evan remember the last one!!!!!

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 2:00pm
Reply to this Comment

People are going to be nice to her because we haven't had a blotd in a long time, but let's be honest, she's average.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 2:01pm
Reply to this Comment

you're ugly and should commit suicide, you annoying slag.
i'm by far the hottest skank out there bitches!!!

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 2:09pm
Reply to this Comment

shut up you tranny piece of shit, go fuck your mother with that dirty prostitute dick

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 6:14pm
Reply to this Comment

do i hear the crying of an ugly, lonely loser? hahahahaha
maybe you should just disapear like your own daddy did

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 9:14pm
Reply to this Comment

Damla that was low to the lowest degree.
Do I need to repeat, you are my minion
and you do as I say, now go crawl in your hole under your bridge.
When we need a troll, we will let you know.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 9:24pm
Reply to this Comment

Definetly fuckable. Nice ass. Who's the black chick in the pics. She looks fuckable as well.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 2:16pm
Reply to this Comment

what'cha talkin 'bout you loser? as you clearly could see on my headless pictures i had somewhat of a hot body!!! guys usually brownbag my face, but that's just for the fun of it !!!

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 2:20pm
Reply to this Comment

Pam, you can't stand it that Damla is better looking than you, can you.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 2:42pm
Reply to this Comment

hahahahahahahahahaha i am damla and NOBODY is better looking than I am!!! people call me a chipmunk on daily basis but they're just jealous!!!!!

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 2:45pm
Reply to this Comment

I don't know who the hell I'm lookin' at, but that ass on pages 4 and 5 is on point! Dayumm!!

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 2:22pm
Reply to this Comment

THANKS FOR SUBMITTING SOME NICE PICTURES.I'M A KIMI K EXPERT . IS THAT YOUR SISTER IN PIC 4 IN THE PINK DRESS SHE GOT A REALLY NICE ASS LIKE KIMI K.YOU GUYS GOT SOME NICE LOOKING FEET TOO.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 2:28pm
Reply to this Comment

1st I have to say its lame that you wont answer any questions. You think your a celebrity or something? You look way better dark, you look more natural and not like a fake bimbo, your sister looks a little like kim k. Your both definitely attractive. Your nose i wasnt crazy about at 1st but as i looked at more pics it does give you an exotic appeal & you both have a great ass. I just wish you wouldn't have been too cool for school and answered some questions so I could get a glimpse into your personality.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 2:31pm
Reply to this Comment

The first swim suit pic is atrociously unflattering. You have cankles, and I feel that you are larger in real life. Your sister resembles KK, but she is by no means smaller. Your face is above average, and your hair is pretty.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 2:32pm
Reply to this Comment

MISS N YOU LOOK GOOD IN BLONDE HAIR AND DARK HAIR, YOUR SISTER GOT A NICE ASS, I TAKE BOTH YOU GUYS. TELL YOUR SISTER I GOT BIG HANDS SO I CAN SQUEEZE THAT ASS REALLY GOOD.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 2:34pm
Reply to this Comment

Very nice! Where is she from?

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 2:35pm
Reply to this Comment

Deff better as a brunette. No contest. Your natural beauty shines through. The super-blonde hair competes with your face and makes you look trashy.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 2:35pm
Reply to this Comment

no answers = no stars from me

cute girl though

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 2:35pm
Reply to this Comment

I think you look prettier with the darker hair, it compliments your facial features much better than the blonde does. I'm not a guy, but I wouldn't mind making out with you, you look like you have soft lips and would be a pretty good kisser

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 2:38pm
Reply to this Comment

Darker hair is better, definately. However, with that ass, who cares what the color of your head is????

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 2:44pm
Reply to this Comment

you're a very pretty girl. your hair should be as dark as possible. don't listen to any of the negative comments. most of the people who come onto this site are mean and hate themselves.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 2:46pm
Reply to this Comment

Brunette. Also, don't let your weight yo-yo; it's not attractive. Don't have your sis aspire to look like Kim K., Kim looks iffy in many of her pictures, she's no big deal. That aside, you two are both very fuckable.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 2:51pm
Reply to this Comment

You look better with darker hair and yes, your sister does look a little like a thinner KK.
You're both very pretty!

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 2:55pm
Reply to this Comment

the BLOTD drought has ended!!! Obama did bring about change!!!

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 2:56pm
Reply to this Comment

LOL! That one caught me suprise..Spit out my water..Sir...You owe me one keyboard.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 3:01pm
Reply to this Comment

you like that Richard-S. i don't like to brag or boast but i did pretty good with that one. as for that damaged keyboard, i got you...

MS KEYBOARD Pictures, Images and Photos

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 7:52pm
Reply to this Comment

LOL, damn P that was funny!!!!

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 8:45pm
Reply to this Comment

Blonde bikini ass, me likee or lickee.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 2:57pm
Reply to this Comment

Well...I have to agree with John...Pretty selfish not not answer questions and than want us to answer questions for you......So here goes.
Better with dark hair....far better. Nice ass...Your sister may want to borrow some it, because she doesn't have one.
I'd hit a stair master soon, otherwise you will be carrying around more thigh weight than you will know what to do with.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 2:59pm
Reply to this Comment

PS...I gave you three, because I was particularily taken by the first photo.
I'd have given you no stars for you not wanting to answer questions, but I'm pretty use to women wanting far more than they give....Jaded? A little.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 3:20pm
Reply to this Comment

Very attractive and exotic features! Nice ass. And you look better brunette imo.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 2:59pm
Reply to this Comment

Both she and her sister remind me of the porn star Sky Lopez. Her sister is more attractive.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 3:25pm
Reply to this Comment

Misha Barton legs ..and why the long face?:))

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 3:46pm
Reply to this Comment

Whats with all the love? She's distinctly average, and has somewhat of a horse-face, her sister has an even worse one however. Looks half-decent in a couple of shots but the rest ruin it, especially that ass shot on the beach which I really didn't need to see. I almost coughed up my tuna melt I had for lunch.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 3:47pm
Reply to this Comment

Does she swallow?

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 3:53pm
Reply to this Comment

Any shade of blonde looks really unnatural on you, so you need to stick with brunette.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 4:11pm
Reply to this Comment

I see some strong cellulite tendencies, but looks pretty fuckable overall. What was the question?

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 4:22pm
Reply to this Comment

Sensible diet and exercise are your friends.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 4:26pm
Reply to this Comment

Averag in every sense of the word, blonde looks awful on you too stick with brunette.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 4:54pm
Reply to this Comment

Average in every sense of the word, blonde looks awful on you too stick with brunette.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 4:54pm
Reply to this Comment

The blonde looks terrible and FAKE. Pretty for having an underbite.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 4:56pm
Reply to this Comment

Gotta agree with most others - the blonde does look horribly fake. I realize most blondes do bleach their hair, but yours just seems to really clash with your skin tone. Brunette looks much nicer on you.
No need to show off bikini pics from the back. Not such an attractive angle.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 5:09pm
Reply to this Comment

Stay as a brunette, you look washed out as a blond. As for your sis looking like Kim K.....no but you both have a couple of big asses in pic. 5

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 5:09pm
Reply to this Comment

your sister is a horse face. kim k? hahahahahhahaha.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 5:33pm
Reply to this Comment

For a minute I thought it was Britney Spears from the back in pic 5. Lolz

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 5:36pm
Reply to this Comment

as for you, well... you have sean penns nose and slightly chunky legs

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 5:36pm
Reply to this Comment

It's been a VERY long time since we last had a Bastardly Lady.

That said, I think you're attractive, but I'm really not "feeling you," so to speak.

I also think you and your sister both need nose jobs.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 5:50pm
Reply to this Comment

Good to have the BLOTD back, so kudos to you for sending in your pics. That being said, I have no fooking idea which one you are on most of these.

3*.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 6:06pm
Reply to this Comment

So you guys wonder why we haven't had a BLOTD in such a long time? The recent BDOTD, a soccer dad (and home improvement aficionado) from TX was lauded. Meanwhile the girls get crapped on.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 6:17pm
Reply to this Comment

NO

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 6:19pm
Reply to this Comment

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+++++++++++++#######+++++++++++++++++
+++++++++++############+++++++++++++++
++++++++++###############+++++++++++++
+++++++++#####++++++++###++++++++++++
++++++++###++++++++++++###+++++++++++
++++++++##++++++++++++++###++++++++++
+++++++##+++++++++++++++####+++++++++
+++++++#+++++++++++++++++###+++++++++
++++++##+++++++++++++++++####++++++++
++++++#+++++++++++++++##++###++++++++
+++++##++++++++++++############+++++++
+++++##++++++++#+++##+####+####+++++++
+++++##++++#####+++#++#####+####++++++
+++++##+++##+###+++#+++****++####+++++
+++++##+++++#++#+++#+++++++++##++++++
+++++##+++++++++++++#+++++++##+#+++++
+++++#+++++++++++++++#++++++##+#+++++
++++++#+++++++++++++#++++++####++++++
++++++##+++++++++++####++++####++++++
++++++++++++++++++####++++++####+++++
+++++##+#+++++++++++++++++++##+#+++++
+++++#++++++++++++++##++++++####+++++
+++++#++++++++++++######++++##+++++++
+++++#+#+#+++++++##+++#+++++##+++++++
++++++#++#++++++##+++###++++##+++++++
+++++++#++++++++++++++++++#####++++++
+++++++++#+++++++++++#++++#####++++++
+++++++++++#+++++++++++++############
++++++++++++#+++++++++++#############
+++++++++++++#++++++++###############
++++++++++++++##++++########+########
+++++++++++++#++###########++########
+++++++++++###+++#########++#########
++++++++#######++++######+++#########
++++++#########+++++++##++++#########
+++++##########+++++###++++##########
+++############+++++#++++++##########
++##############++++#++++++##########
++##############++++++++++###########

/Proud

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 7:14pm
Reply to this Comment

brown bag fucking huge ass nose ugh gross

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 8:04pm
Reply to this Comment

wtf, everybody's being way to nice, this girl is not ugly but 4 stars??? she's average and except for a nice ass she has ugly body.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 8:10pm
Reply to this Comment

Total hottie as brunette. Don't listen to these assholes. I'd totally hit on you and fail miserably in the process. HOT!

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 8:36pm
Reply to this Comment

not sure which one you is, but the one in the pink dress has a bangin' ass.

3* - i think folk are just happy BLOTD is back and therefore being generous with the rating, hence the 4*

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 8:48pm
Reply to this Comment

is she a jewish or a turkish prostitute?

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 9:30pm
Reply to this Comment

Finally a new one! And in my eyes fucking gorgeous! Pic 5 is funny...trust me hun, you of all people don't have to do that to make yourself look hot.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 9:31pm
Reply to this Comment

You should answer the questions. There entertaining.
Be creative and have fun with them.
I like you better with dark hair.
Glad to see a BLOTD again.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 9:42pm
Reply to this Comment

FINALLY a BLotD! And one I would bone too!

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 9:48pm
Reply to this Comment

that's a nice ass? there's a difference between nice and big. you can have both, but in this case, it's just big. she's different looking which i like, but i don't like the look. still, it's better than a barbie wannabe.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 10:06pm
Reply to this Comment

Amen on the ass comments.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 10:33pm
Reply to this Comment

just becuase someone dyes there hair blonde does not mean they want to be a barbie..

Thursday, November 6th, 2008 @ 2:06am
Reply to this Comment

In Pics 1 and 4 you look natural and attractive. In Pic 6 you look like Pocahontas. Very grabbable butt. Lush thighs and arms. Your body is better than your slightly manly face. But hey, I don't see why people that like Gisele wouldn't like you.

Sadly in the rest you come off as tacky, with the animal print clothing and all. I also noted the lack of irony in your request to know if sis looked like Kim Kardashian. I'd have to give you a 4.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 10:08pm
Reply to this Comment

not that great..beaks on both of ya, stubby fuckin legs, big (and not in a good way) ass in pic 5. Yes, your sister does mildly resemble kim k (and not in a good way). You look better as a brunette. You and your sister both have really long torsos and very short legs which is odd.

So yeah, I am not crazy about either of ya, but I'd 69 either of you because in the 69 you could tickle my prostate with those fucking beak noses,

NOSE JOBS NOW!!! DO IT!! DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 @ 10:31pm
Reply to this Comment

You look better from far away, you should dye your hair really dark. Your sister resembles Kim K, but not as pretty.

Thursday, November 6th, 2008 @ 1:25am
Reply to this Comment

MISS N YOU ARE FUCKING UGLY. MISS N YOU ARE FUCKING FUGLY. YOU'RE A FUCKING WHORE. YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT. YOU'RE A FUCKING SLUT. YOU'RE A FUCKING BITCH.

Thursday, November 6th, 2008 @ 1:51am
Reply to this Comment

ps. fix your eyebrows to look like your sisters

Thursday, November 6th, 2008 @ 3:02am
Reply to this Comment

Bunch of ugly ho's

Thursday, November 6th, 2008 @ 3:49am
Reply to this Comment

did you really think the last pic is any attractive? wow. you are a cow. you have the ugliest legs and the manliest face i have ever seen. you look like a slut too.

Thursday, November 6th, 2008 @ 4:20am
Reply to this Comment

DOOM LIKES YOUR BUNS OF STEEL IN PIC 4, IT WOULD LOOK GREAT WITH MY ARMOR (IF YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS)

DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD

Thursday, November 6th, 2008 @ 4:32am
Reply to this Comment

YOU GIRLS ARE BOTH A 10.......ON MARS, HORRIBLE SHAPED FACE,HOOK NOSE, BAD HAIR

Thursday, November 6th, 2008 @ 5:29am
Reply to this Comment

This is so typical of women to take twenty photos of themselves looking like completely different people in each one. You have a nice body but you're kind of fat. And considering how many ass shots you have here, it's not really as good as you think it is. And you're thighs are huge and you have chronic cellulite. But despite what anyone says i like your face it's pretty in a unique way.

Thursday, November 6th, 2008 @ 10:25am
Reply to this Comment

Poor girl...why are you seeking approval on a website where you're going to get insulted. How funny would it be if there was a BMOD, ofcourse not 'cause guys don't need approval. Gain some self-confidence and approval for yourself don't seek for others to approve of you..see guys if you're ever a parent make sure you say the right things to your daughter so she doesnt' post photos online of herself to seek approval.

Thursday, November 6th, 2008 @ 7:14pm
Reply to this Comment

no kidding there is no person in this world where everyone is gonna think that they are attractive.

Friday, November 7th, 2008 @ 3:15am
Reply to this Comment

Why do chicks with horsefaces always go for the mane-like pony tails?

Fug face. Fug bod. If her ass was that great, she would've included side shots where she wasn't cocking her hip to make it look firm--it's obviously flat and running away from the rest of her back based on the widebody bikini pic she put up.

And can we make it a fucking rule that you have to answer questions to be BLOTD so brown bag cases like this don't get pity niceties?

Friday, November 7th, 2008 @ 1:24am
Reply to this Comment

damn am i the only one who likes you? and i swear im not drunk.
that being said, you and your sister are hot as hell, im sure you both drive the boys crazy. pretty hair, pretty eyes, GREAT asses, interesting looks. definitely different but i like it.
as for your hair, i think it looks best not dark but not too light..sort of an in-between golden like in pic 3. pic 3 is an awesome pic by the way, you all look good in it and that black girl is STUNNING. i cant stop looking at her, shes like a sexy doll

Friday, November 7th, 2008 @ 2:32am
Reply to this Comment

what the fuck is wrong with pic 5 !!!!! lol

you look like a midget.... FUGLY NOSE, AND YOUR LEGS ARE ARCHED ----> () <----

that might be for fucking so much

Saturday, November 8th, 2008 @ 12:18am
Reply to this Comment

A woman's hair can never be too dark. When in doubt, go darker.

Saturday, November 8th, 2008 @ 1:40am
Reply to this Comment

You would look best with medium brown hair and some subtle blonde highlights. Too dark makes you look old, too light makes you look silly. Don't dye your whole head one solid color of blonde like a Playboy bunny. That look is dated and looks cheap and slutty (look at Pam's pics for proof of that). Go for a natural look with pretty highlights that catch the sun but don't scream "Look at me, I want to be blonde!". Your nose is HUGE (your sister's is almost as big). You guys should really think about rhinoplasty. Your eyes are way too close together and you both look like fatsos in the bikini shot on page 5.

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008 @ 8:17pm
Reply to this Comment

Where have you been, honey!

Saturday, November 22nd, 2008 @ 11:26pm
Reply to this Comment

PS, you mean Pam Susan or Pam Anderson???

Saturday, November 22nd, 2008 @ 11:28pm
Reply to this Comment

Uhm what the hell? Her nose is perfectly fine. The girl has big eyes and full lips. She'd look retarded if she had a tiny nose. It just won't fit her face. But I agree, their bodies look WAY out of shaped when they're not squeezed in dresses (and possibly some body lifting suit)

Friday, December 5th, 2008 @ 9:23pm
Reply to this Comment

omg page 4, her ass is amazing

Friday, November 14th, 2008 @ 1:42am
Reply to this Comment

You look better as a brunette.

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008 @ 3:30pm
Reply to this Comment

Hahahaha! I love the picture (page 4) with the pink dress where her ass is all squeezed in the dress so it looks nice...and then you see the next pic of her in a bikini (page 5) where all her meat is sagging and shapeless. When you have too much meat that's what happens! Always! Men are easy to fool, though. As you can see by the comments.

Friday, December 5th, 2008 @ 9:20pm
Reply to this Comment

Please note: Do not use multiple nicknames & leave annoying, pointless comments that only attack other Bastardly Visitors. Also, blatant racial & sexual slurs for no particular reason will not be condoned. BREAK THE RULES: YOU WILL BE BANNED & appeals via email will not be considered. Before you comment, please be aware that no comments will be edited or deleted. Ever.

Lastly, if you have special scoop (i.e. scandalous photos, bastardly ex-girlfriends & boyfriends you want to expose, etc etc), please do contact us directly. You will remain anonymous!