Bastardly Lady of the Day: Morganne
Friday, December 5th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Hey, my name is Morganne and I'm 18 years old. I'm a laid back artis who loves string cheese and trail mix...haha...don't ask. I'm just a regular girl who watches reads Harry Potter as a guilty pleasure, watches foreign films, and actually has a brain...i kick it with the boys and don't mind going camping or four-wheeling to get dirrrty haha. I'm not perfect (beauty wise) but I think my personality makes up for what may be lacking in someone else's opinion.
Don't be too harsh :) ............
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Doutzen Kroes...and for people who don't know who she is...shes gorgeous and a Victoria's Secret model.
Do you like your boobs?
eh...coulda been better. didn't get any luck on getting good ones from my mom's side haha
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Well...my grandpa is still young enough (61)...so... as whorish as this sounds....hellllllllll yeah hahah. money is money. and yall know that you would too! its only one time and 3 million is still 3 million in the end.
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Nope. they've tried the usual pick up lines though. and with each try...they game more lame.
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Everyone is beautiful in their own way..corny, but im not trying to be labeled as a bitch by those who are going to soon judge me.
What makes you Bastardly?
Baby......gossip is where its at. don't put yourself in the limelight if you're not able to handle criticism or the nobody's who just wanna hate on you.
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don't "take down" pictures. If we think you're hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!
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Morgan has a nose only a boxer could love...
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I was a kickboxer, so do I qualify? I guess so 'cause I kinda dig this girl.
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Yeah, former kickboxers dig this chick. I bet you're the one who made her cry in the hot tub. Sly dog...
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Morgan I liked your answers....but that's all I can say positive about yourself....nice try.
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Morganne.....Is picture 2 from the new SAW movie? Looks like you are in a jacuzzi that's been installed in the basement of an old insane asylum.
Picture 3... You shouldn't wear anything that makes you look like tranny in heals.
We are all beautiful in our own way...For that I must agree. I can see that your pretty but picture 3 is haunting and should be burned.
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PS...Just have to say...Picture 1 is growing on me. You have a beauty that grows on you. Love the crooked nose too.
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agree about the picture on page 3....
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"...She is a Victoria Secret Model..." ehh.... by the way how many times have you been here ?????? Victoria Secret Models is the only thing we crave here !!!! that was absolutely lame. Your answers were trying to hard to be funny, you don't have upper lip and your nose is horrible. In the last pic you look like a chubby midget. I love your hair though.
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Pretty name.
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I think she's fine. She got that booty!
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rock solid bod I will give her 4 stars
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Keep tryin butterface
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i hope the hottub pic with the mascara running down the face is supposed to be taken with a sense of humor/wierdness. i can see how i would do something like that too to be silly. you seem like you like to be silly.
youre alright with me, definitely not ugly. nice cheekbones/eyes. body looks good but has potential for being chunky- dont drink too much in college
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The first pic was promising . . . the rest were a disappointment.
The answers were good, so maybe she has an appealing personality.
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Oh my.
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Pic one is very stunning - very nice!!!
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Ii like her....and by "like her" I mean I want
to lay some man gravy in her butt.
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not bad, ***
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I like the ass very very much. I like the pic in the tub too. She's got something sexy going on.
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To be honest you sound like a stupid whore and you're face is busted.
P.S. Learn to spell, English is my second language and I still write better than you.
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I couldn't agree more
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haha oh the irony..."YOU'RE face is busted"
and you learn how to spell and punctuate before trying to call people out.
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also, you're far from perfect honey.
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hahah NEVER said i was perfect! learn how to read if you're going to criticize my quick and non-spell checked writing, you guidette whore.
i'm bastardly because i dont give a fuck and you can kiss my culo.
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yooooooooooo excuse you! Listen cornuto, watch your mouth with that guidette shit, understand? You submitted the photos so deal with the criticism.
P-s- you are ugly
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This is exactly what I'm talking about. since when being bastardly means being a fucking ghetto skank
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f-roasted just go home. im not even close to being ghetto.
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im italian also, but im sorry, guidettes are a disgrace to italian women. everyone knows that.
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actually Italians my way say it say it out of love in a fun way, you on the other hand say it to be offensive to Italians. If you go to Italy they are everywhere, so in my opinion your offensive to Italians, end of discussion
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Hey fuck all of these haters ur sexy as hell
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Oh my lord, just saw your other pics, damn ugly. Your face looks Greek.
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hahahaha, looks greek, what the fuck do you want then you little cunt, americans are horrible, greeks are also horrible... are you from planet cock? That explains your prostitute face.
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you have quite feline, seductive eyes. They're your best feature.
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daaaaaaaaamn
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Great ass and thighs. Sorry about the beak. You should have sent more ass shots.
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I think she has a very nice figure. I'm gonna have to agree with the guy above and say great ass and thighs (Litoris, 6:15pm).
Her face is cute right now, but it will definitely get better with time. Women peek in their mid 20s in terms of beauty. I guarantee that she's the type of chick that makes dudes turn their heads when she goes out. **** For being cute and not being a cunt lol.
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this must be her mother since she does have a face only a mother could love
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go home junglegirl. and eat ur fuckin diiiiiiiiiiick.
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lol, you're quite malicious junglegirl. You're hot but your posts reek of insecurities.
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grossss face, nice body
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Fat Morganne or thin Morganne? Fat Morganne or thin Morganne? Fat Morganne or thin Morganne? Fat Morganne or thin Morganne? Fat Morganne or thin Morganne? Fat Morganne or thin Morganne? Fat Morganne or thin Morganne? Fat Morganne or thin Morganne? Fat Morganne or thin Morganne? Fat Morganne or thin Morganne? Fat Morganne or thin Morganne? Fat Morganne or thin Morganne? Fat Morganne or thin Morganne? Fat Morganne or thin Morganne? Fat Morganne or thin Morganne? Hmmmm....I seem to be stuck in fug tornado.
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Body =10 face not bad id poke she's pretty sexy overall besides the danny devito nose thing
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I think I'll pass.
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Pics are hella lame.
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what's an artis?
is that like slang for a penis-having manchick
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Does anyone else see a resemblance to Jennifer Grey? (Dirty Dancing). That's both a good and bad thing. You do have a beauty that grows on you, but most of your answers are fucking annoying. Annoying personality makes you ugly.
Don't try too hard (with being cool, and posing in pics)
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I think you have gorgeous hair, a hot body, love your legs. Pretty eyes and obv. not a perfect nose. You're really pretty how you are but I do think you should get a nose job and then you would be beautiful.
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I agree with most everyone, sweet body, need to chisel the beak down. I see nothing wrong with your boobs, look perky to me. In short, I'd hit it.
p.s. lose the nose ring, it draws more attention to the tucan sam look.
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You look good, nice hair, nice ass , need some feet pics....Your hot, nothing is wrong with your nose.
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No, NO, a million times NO!
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Nice ass.
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Wow her answers just scream prententious bitch. She's insecure, fake and tries way too hard.
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I think you are a very stunning young lady:) And I admire your willingness to put yourself out there.
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lol, you sounds like my grandad ;-)
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You guys live in ugly America that's why you think this ugly bitch is "attractive". Her face is freaking horrid and her body is not much better. But you don't have much better looking girls than this do you.
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Hi there, I dont know you but, how can you have so much hate, thats really sad, why do you generalize in this way..? ugly America...? ummm, personally I dont think this chick is attractive, she has a rocking hair thought, but I dont know where she is from, she could be from Europe, America, wherever, but I don't blame the place she is coming from to say that she is "not attractive" because of that. Anyways, being so bitter and hater is not making any good for you. Oh by the way, this website is American =)
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JungleGirl, if that's you in your profile picture, I must say that you're not much better.
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LMAO.
Exactly. JungleGirl looks like a transgender.
who let the dogs out, btw? you are away porcine.
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Hey junglegirl, your lips are made for a good blowjob, I saw ur pic and u are ugly as shit, your brains are also full of shit, but I'll fuck a lil cunt like you anytime
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Ya, you sound like a stupid wop cunt. What shit hole country do you live in? Go get your nails done.
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junglegirl. first of all, im sure that picture of you is fake. and even if it wasnt, you are not cute either.
1: too much makeup
2: fake contacts
3: fake hair
4: youre orange.
your the fakest bitch out here. stop leaving comments bc ur insecure about yourself. now go back to that street corner and give sucky sucky for 2 dollah.
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Even better, buy a cheap cunt for a dollah and get junglegirl for free
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HELLO GUYS/GIRLS, THIS PERSON IS NOT REAL, I'M GOING TO SAY THIS AND IF YOU WANT TO BELIVE IT OR NOT THAT'S FINE FOR ME.
THIS PERSON LIVES IN A FANTASY, I KNOW HER FROM MANY YEARS AND I KNOW HOW TO SPOT HER, SHE USUALLY CHOSES NAMES LIKE MORGAN, MORGANA, MORGANNE, MORGANITA, ETC. THIS IS THE SECOND TIME SHE POST IN BASTARDLY. SHE USES PICTURES OF GIRLS AND CREATES A PROFILE, SHE ALSO HAVE PROFILES ON DATING SITES, AND YES ! I DID HAVE A PROFILE ON A DATING SITE, THIS IS HOW I KNOW THIS CRAZY WACKO.
SHE ALSO CREATES PROFILES OF GUYS AND GUESS WHAT ? YES ! THESE "GUYS" ARE MADLY IN LOVE WITH HER. SHE DOESN'T HAVE A REAL LIFE, SHE IS NOT PHISICALLY ATTRACTIVE AT ALL, AND SADLY, SHE IS FUCKED UP INSIDE BECAUSE OF THAT.
ONCE AGAIN, IF YOU WANT TO BELIEVE WHAT I SAID IS UP TO YOU, OF COURSE SHE WILL POST AN ANSWER TO THIS COMMENT LIKE "ARE YOU CRAZY", ETC.
SHE LOVES DRAMA AND A LOT OF COMPLIMENTS, THIS IS HOW SHE FEEDS HER EGO. I FEEL REALLY SAD FOR THIS PERSON BECAUSE, EVEN THOUGH I STOPPED GOING INTO DATING PAGES, SHE IS STILL LYING AND CREATING FAKE PROFILES. PLEASE BEWARE.
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ok, this is morganne (bastardly lady of the day). and im going to say that i dont know who the fuck "diana" is. ive NEVER posted on the bastardly before, this is probably the third time ive even been on the bastardly website. Whoever she is, she does not know what the fuck shes talking about. i go by Morganne, which is MY name, however its pronounced Morganna.......so she/he is a fucking cunt, spreading shit. ive never created dating site website pages, nor have i been on those websites. diana, if i do know you, you better shut the fuck up. and if you want to start drama, you better step up to me next time you see me. i guarantee ill fuck u up, i dont play stupid games like you. and if you werent such a silly bitch, you would have said something to me in person, rather than a gossip website. shows how satisfied you are with yourself to spread nasty rumors. GET UP OFF UR KNEES SLUT.
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Oooohhh u r such a gangsta,,,
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eww. you are more awful than I thought, for one second I really thought you were nice but you are absolutely nasty. Not even a fucking ghetto skank would talk like that. disgusting. not my type of girl at all ugly inside and apparently outside hahahahaha. what diana says makes sense now . i think you do like drama. have fun freak
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not even close.
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hahahaha, could be you know, there are so many freaks out there, I do remember a morganeta back then in BLOD, and then I saw the same picture on another site. Why you worry so much diana, if she is mentally challenged, just let her be lol
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I love trail mix, too, but it's gotta be the shit with M&M's.
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Show more skin: it distracts from the nose and freckles.
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Morganne is amazing....all you haters can keep doing ur thing cuz she's beautiful and she has balls... especially jungegirl. why don't you go suck a nut you cunt faced whore. and if ur so fucking confident and sure of yourself why don't u submit urself as blotd? petty ignorant bitch.
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Feel that Senoritabonita! :)
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omg dawg!ur here. lol. yeah i had to comment on my girl morganne cuz I felt it was necessary especially with evil insecure people commenting out of their ass.
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Yeah dawg! I completely concur. These insecure wackjobs have nothing to offer except their own manifestations of pent of anger and insecurities. Hopefully one day they can fully understand where their anger is derived from and stop displacing it on to other people that they feel envious of.
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envious of what, ugly nose, tons of freckles and thin lips? come on, girl is not ugly for sure but she's average, she has beautiful eyes and nice body but so have tons of other average looking girls, she's nothing special and nothing to be envious of, not everybody has same taste in women, Morganne is a nice looking girl but if I saw her on the street I'd not give her a second look.
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Funny Rebby and Senorita sure do talk/type alike, probably isn't Mlday though hmm lol... this sure is amusing. Way too much fuss over some average at BEST pictures.
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HAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!! you are the best ! of course is Mlady, poor bitch needs "fakey" helpers LMAO !!!!!!
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actually, you fucking retard, those are two girls that i know....and when they say dawg...im sure its an inside joke. grow up.
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ur... interesting
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She's cute and has pretty eyes. There's nothing wrong with her nose either.
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so there must be something wrong with your eyes then lol
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i would just like to say...all of the these pictures except for 2 are old. i didnt realize that people would be so nit picky. i just chose ones from my facebook profile. i didnt think this whole thing was suuuuch a big deal.
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you didn't think this whole thing was such a big deal? Never seen any BLotD submissions? LMAO, almost all girls got ridiculed, those ugly for being ugly, those pretty for wearing too much make up, you, mlady are an ordinary looking girl with pretty eyes, an ok body and hideous nose, what did you expect, "hot" "gorgeous" "beautiful" "stunning" - nugh uh, you are average, nothing wrong with being average, 3 stars are what average-cute girls get, you should be happy with the rating and you act like you were offended by the lack of compliments, of course people are nit picky, everybody even the prettiest girls get negative comments because people love to find flaws in others.
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no. not really. bc its not a big deal, i dont take myself thaaat seriously. i just thought itd be fun to do this. and no, im not upset that people dont find me gorgeous or leave super nice comments. they have their opinions. and quite frankly, i dont give a fuck. thats why i put my pics up...if i did take everything that people said so serious, and was so insecure of myself...do u honestly think i would subject myself to a brutal pack of nobody's?! i appreciate ur thoughts though, but i really think you might have misunderstood my comment.
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Don't send me private messages anymore you crazy chick, I'm not hating I just think you're ugly. Don't put your pics up if you can't handle someone not boosting your apparently overinflated ego.
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wow. i sent you ONE message telling you that i didnt write those comments, those were girls that i know! and i can handle the criticism just fine, because i do not care. TO EACH ONE'S OWN..BITCH.
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yo f-roasted. go fuck yourself. and btw "that's just wrong," rebby is my best friend, you faggot.we think alike and share several idiosyncracies, hence the similarity in writing style. so mind ur fucking business you douche.
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Hey, I have an idea, why DONT YOU SUCK MY DOUCHE COOOOOOOOCK !!!!
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yeah "that's just wrong" cuz ur opinion is so valid...this is coming from someone who thinks heidi montag looks good. wow....ur perception of beauty is now void.
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LMAO. That's the truth, heidi montag is BUSTED, alright she got a nice body, but da average face of a no talented, act out of ur ass "reality show" persona with the LA seen everyday bleach blond hair is so freaking annoyiing..Dats why we need to perceive beauty that is outside the means of conventional.
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HEY !!! ~ morganee, rebby, senoritabonita ~(same person) STOP POSTING SHIT ! LOL 5 minutes of difference on each post FUCKING LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME, lmao ! Morganee I have something between my legs that will make you feel better, I dont mind ugly skanks, my cock is blind XD
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I'd slam her. I bet she likes black guys though.
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No. Nice body, though.
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yeah f-roasted too bad she'd never fuck you. in a million years...and no she's actually the antithesis of a whore, but ur unwarranted conclusions really don't matter cuz ur the pathetic cunt who has to constantly go on this site and jack off to pics of girls he doesn't even know cuz he has no chance of getting any in real life.
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Um, no. That is all.
Okay, sorry no its not. I'd recommend toning the body, because unless you get a nose job & 1/2 inch between your eyes, then you haven't got a prayer there. Sorry.
Insecure + foul mouth = BAD COMBINATION.
The first picture was promising, though.
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thank you. but 1/2 inch between the eyes...ew no, not trying to look like gemma ward.
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i'm lovin' the hooker heels AND outfit on page 3 :D
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ur body looks so awkward.... :/
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