Bastardly Lady of the Day: Valentina
Thursday, November 20th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Hi, My name is Valentina, I'm Italian and I live in NYC. Im 19. I am studying Law at NYU and its a whole lot of work.
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Two words. Kim Kardashian.
Do you like your boobs?
Yes i do.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Why not, cause we only live once. And money makes me happy so yeah.
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
I decide when somebody "gets in my pants" and saying anything won't change that.
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Elle or Morganita
What makes you Bastardly?
"Me so horny. Me love you long time" lol
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Two crappy arm's length snap shots? WTF is that about?
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The fact you bastards even posted this for me to look at is insulting.
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/signed
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Well I agree with the rest....two photos is not enough. But I do like your answers. And I get the impression that you are the kind a person that's lots of fun to be with...Kim K.? Come on...oh well to each it's own. Just don't sue me..
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Only 2 pics = only 2 stars.
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Pretty face, gorgeous hair, but yeah, 2 poor quality pics? Lame.
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...cause we only live once....original
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HAHAHA, 19 studying law at NYU undergrad? That means nothing, fingerpainting classes can be considered pre-law.
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You want me to tell you your pretty? Okay. You're pretty. Do you feel better about yourself now? Let me tell you something else. If I was your bouyfriend, and I found out that you posted your picture on the internet, I would fuck you in the ass so hard you wouldn't be able to sit down for a week. And not only would I fuck you in the ass, but I would make you swallow multiple loads. Fucking brat.
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lol only a week! two weeks a minimum !
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you're ok, pretty eyes, BIG nose; maybe you could resubmit because 2 face shots is not enough to tell if you're pretty/hot, you probably are but I can't tell from those pics.
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I wanna see more.
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Oh shit, I forgot to read that she's Italian. That means being fucked in the ass in no big deal to her, hardly a punishment. To Italian girls, getting fucked in the ass is like a hug, or shaking hands. I think anal sex is getting to first base for Italian girls.
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You look like a man even with long hair. Your hair color is nasty and makes you look sick, and i don't think it is natural seeing how your eyebrows and eyelashes are darker. Boring answers just like your looks. I give you 2 stars, and even if you have a perfect body, the most you'd get would be 3 stars.
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I think you're being too kind to this broad. Because we only have two pictures to go on I'm looking closer at those thigh thick arms and the granny bra through the see thru shirt. Based on that I gave her one star. She'll make some Guido douche a very happy guy someday. I see Mrs. Soprano written all over that face.
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*gasp* For the first time, someone said i was being generous *gasp again*
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AND YOU BROKE DOOMS HEART, ALL BECAUSE HE COULDN'T DANCE
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Hot, but lame answers and crappy pictures.
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You go to NYU? I'm downtown....With only two pictures and one of those being terribly marred by the picture of Aguilera...I'm going to have see more.
If you are down here in and hour I'll give you the run through and put some starts on your forehead....I kid.
Seriously...You look like you are pretty, but (yes the broken record)...Not enough photos. Not nearly enough. I love faces and your big nose and wet lips look really hot. So please do me a favor and resubmit some more. Well consider it an early holiday gift. :O)
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PS...If you are studying law....Hope they don't do search of you on the web when you do your internship...Just warning...Not the best idea....so maybe don't resubmit and act like you never submitted this....RUN!
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"You go to NYU? I'm downtown....With only two pictures and one of those being terribly marred by the picture of Aguilera...I'm going to have see more.
If you are down here in and hour I'll give you the run through and put some starts on your forehead....I kid"
wow...that's just downright creepy. whether you're kidding or not...still...very creepy.
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Well it was suppose to be stars....And I'm anything but creepy. Can't fault a guy for wanting to steer a young coed in right direction....
She's in my field...I could give her great career advice. Plus it's called a joke......I'll admit not funny....But a joke just the same.
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you're digging the hole deeper, man...i know it's a JOKE...but it's still A CREEPY FUCKING THING TO SAY, regardless of what your intentions are.
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Actually intentions do most certainly matter. Stop acting like a troll...Whatever..I don't have all day to sit around arguing semantics. So think what you want. Later.
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goddamn. i'm just calling it like i see it.
change your tampon & calm down. it's not all that, man.
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TAMPON! TAMPON! Oh is that the problem?...Sorry creepiness gone.....What would I do without you? (PS can we just assume the questions is rhetorical)
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Now thats what Im talking about, you stalk all the young girls on here you old sick fucked up perv.
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You sound like an idiot.
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Two pics isn't enough to judge you.
The standard for Bastardly Ladies should be at least five pics. Less than that and it's just a waste of bandwidth.
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You obviously think you are cuter than you actually are.
That being said, your face isn't terrible, but it's not enough to judge you by.
There are 6 main sections on a woman that can make or break that average face of yours.
Face, Tits, torso, ass, legs and feet.
Being that you only showed your face, we will have to assume it's your BEST feature, in which case you are %85 ugly.
Pass.
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You are average, nothing outstanding about you, you are not a head turner. Resubmit with more pictures, full body shot is a must to judge. Your nose is huge and you have thin lips, not attractive, don't think that being Italian makes you hot, you look ordinary, one star.
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2 lame pictures, zzzzzzzzzzzzz
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your answers are irritating, you sound like a prat. You're not ugly, but I personally don't think you're particularly attractive. You're just not my type lol
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I have no interest in commenting on today's submission, but who is the woman in the poster in pic 2?
Also, if any institution should be forced into bankruptcy, it's the US government. You wanna talk about mismanagement? And why are Chris Dodd and Barney Frank involved with the auto bailout? Didn't they aready fuck up the housing market which in turn caused a global recession?
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Christina Aguilera is the woman in the poster
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Thanks, I thought it was her or Liz Banks.
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Amen! Gov't usually causes more problems than they fix. Look at AIG which is now killing te other insurers by issuing policies 1/3 cheaper due to taxpayer financing. Now the other companies may need a bailout to keep up. By the way give them a call for car insurance they are hundreds cheaper than anyone else now.
On to Val, shout out to my alma mater, but at 19 unless your a prodigy who skipped four grades, you are studying pre-law. No way to evaluate you with so few pics, why so few? Rich I'm downtown as well, get outside tonight and look around the area by Pastis and the Gansevoort I'm sure you will like the view.
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Thanks..I'll take that advice.
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The MSNBC comment pool full????
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Worst. Bastardly Loser of the Day. Ever.
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NO...There was Cathy....Cathy and her Alice the Goon looking friend are hands down the worst ever.
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Gonzo's got awful contacts in the second picture.
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pic 2 photoshop or bad contacts?
2 pictures .. cmon
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me you sucky deal?
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I've read enough. 5 stars.
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Yeah, you right!
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Dude - seriously... What is this crap...
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2 pictures i mena really show some effort or be judged accordingly
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tell me about it. 2 pics = 1 star. regardless of how hot you are.
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OMG!! I go to NYU!!! =D
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I just find her on 'Lo v i n g r i ch. c* o*m*.CUTE BABY
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whoever that last commenter is who keeps plugging that stupid website is damn annoying.
anyway....you didnt post enough pics and you know it. you sound like you want people to think you're all proper and wont let guys get in your pants but im sure you prance around dressed slutty as hell. and just cause you go to NYU does not make you cool. wake up and smell the overpriced coffee
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where the fuck is the rest of my comment goddamnit!?
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fuck it
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VALENTINA YOU LOOK TOO STUPID FOR STUDYING LAW. I HOPE YOU GET GANG RAPED ON CAMPUS LIKE YOU DESERVE. FUCKING WHORE. I HOPE YOU DIE FROM AIDS,LIKE YOU DESERVE. FUCKING SLUT. VALENTINA BLONDE BITCH. VALENTINA BIMBO CUNT. UGLY TROLL FACE.
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Let's face it, this self conceited bitchy italian broad managed to come off unanimously as the Loser of the Day.
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The return of BLOTD could mean you bastards fixed the stupid rating system...
The -20648879 rating could mean it's still broken.
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Horrible photoshopped eyes in the second picture.
Stupid answers
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"Two words. Kim Kardashian." Obviously it will be two words, the question was to name someone genius. Seems to be full of herself when there is nothing to be conceited about. Average face, borderline ugly though.
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The face is cute.
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by the way ur ugly like most people at nyu, only the few select r pretty like me =P....and you do look dumb u must be failing out of nyu...trust me go to a local college
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Adorable
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Oh my god, that nose is HUGE!!!!!!! And you look waaaayyyyyyy older than 19! I guess you really like yourself, huh?
You're ugly to average. I agree that the haircolor is awful for you. Either you have a terrible body to go with the gigantic nose or this is a joke.
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