Bastardly Mercado Don't: Kelly Brook Eats Funyuns!
Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Strictly star Kelly leaves former boyfriend Brook'n-hearted
"I got on to the set of The Bank Job having just done Fishtales," explains Alki, who directed and starred in the film alongside Kelly, who plays a shapely mermaid.
"I had no idea that Jason and Kelly had a seven-year relationship, so I kept talking about Billy and Kelly and saying what fantastic people they were. Jason was looking at me strangely for weeks before I had it out with him.
"He explained how Billy had stolen Kelly from him and how he was still wounded by it. It was quite embarrassing." Source
one more reason to hate billy 'whats his face...'
francois-antoineReply to this Comment
That's just zany...
Tray-CReply to this Comment
She's still hot so she can eat whatever she wants. She keeps it tight and the skin smooth.
Her problem isn't funions it's Billy Zane. What was she thinking?
DrTentacleReply to this Comment
good GOD her boobs look amazing...if eating funyuns is how she keeps that body, then go right ahead kelly. super hot!
gabriellaReply to this Comment
Poor Jason Statham, you'd think they'd do a bit of research when casting people.
king biscuitAnd yeah, she's hot.
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i would like to lick her funyon fingers.
francois-antoineReply to this Comment
wow Jason Statham lowered himself to date this fucking pig for 7 years?
daym, im glad hes real popular now cause hes a pimp.
girl is disgusting with a capital D
Phillip McCrackenReply to this Comment
Even a glimpse of those tatas make me feel thirsty.
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Nice Beetle. This seems to become an auto blog. Where are the girls?
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nice beetle, not bad chick... but sitting there on a 75 degrees weather, or a 81 degrees weather
Blickerfield93277Reply to this Comment
nice jugs, but I think she's losing her ass shape...looks kinda square already.
MundoReply to this Comment
Boobies!!
Hubba HubbaReply to this Comment
Holy Shit McCracken is a faggot.
Hottest chick in the world maybe and McCracken not only calls "disgusting" naturally calls her a "pig".
The gayness level one must have to actually believe that is just about mastery.
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yep cause shes even CLOSE to being as hot as Kate Beckinsale douchebag.
and at least Kate doesnt need hours upon hours of Photoshopping or airbrushing to look good...Kate goes out with her family? she looks good.
Kelly goes out un photoshopped....well we have candids to prove she is a disugsuting pig with huge saggy stits....
if it makes me gay cause i actually like women that are naturally attractive as opposed to fakely attractive? then im gay.
but i guess fake is the way you like it cause youll never see an ugly real women in real life so u mine as well obsess about a fucking pig like Kelly Brook,.
Phillip McCrackenReply to this Comment
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