Bastardly Slut-Off: Aubrey O'Day vs Kim Kardashian vs Khloe Kardashian

Puffy fucked the hotness out of o Day, but shes STILL way way way hotter than WhoreRaat and WhoreFoot

Girl says: They're all so slutty looking.

Boy says: Shut my door, bitch!

Mom says: You should have seen my closet when you were a baby, it was filled with the most beautiful, expensive clothes.

Jenna Jameson says: Look him in the eyes, Aubrey, but don't stop stroking.

Dad says: These are not my underwear.

Keanu Reeves says: I really don't want to talk about it. If that's okay with you.

Aubrey says: Oh god don't stop fucking me.

James Ellroy says: You forgot to sign the check.

Grandma says: Just one more kiss before I can't breathe?

Grandpa says: I was hoping the world was going to end by this time.

Girl says: I don't think that dress is short enough.

Boy says: Shut the fuck up!

Mom says: I am not a nurse.

Grandpa says: A shrimp cocktail please.

Fidel Castro says: See if you can handle my curveball, maricon.

Jenna Jameson says: Oh, fuck, Aubrey, you're so fucking hot. You know how fucking hot you are?

Tito Ortiz says: Googa-galoomp. Ooga-chaka.

Spiderman says: Not right now, please. I'm trying to enjoy my dinner.

John F. Kennedy says: Drink up, motherfucker.

Aubrey says: I don't think it's going to fit. It hurts.

Jenna Jameson says: It only hurts once.

Boy says: Where's my pillow? Has anyone seen my pillow?

Dad says: Who left the headless corpse underneath my bed again?

Illegal Immigrant says: No comprende, amigo.

Grandpa says: This wouldn't have happened when I was a kid.

I am torn between A and C. Khloe seems to have much potential and looks kinda sweet.

Who turned off anti-aliasing on this picture?

That Aubrey chick is the only one hot here.
Looks like money can't buy hotness. LOL

WTF, why is everyone hate'n on khloe? I would love to have her rolling over me, thats right bitches, I want me a handful! I would lick her slow from head to toe

meltzer family has to much free time.lol

Khloe! Khloe! Khloe! Haha. Khloe rocks. MOAR!

If nothing else, she'd at least be the most disease-free one.

why is this picture so pixel-y?

Hard to choose between Little Foot, Medium Foot or Big Foot...but I guess if I really had to, I would pick Medium. In this case Kimmie..

Khloe would be awesome! But we would have to do it on the floor. I don't think my bed could handle her.

is this the best America has to offer? All three are ugly, fat, unsexy, and cheap looking.

oh shutup junglegirl. khloe is the ugliest person i may have ever seen though, she looks like a caveman. actually, this is like one of those tv commercials where i actually feel bad for the the caveman for comparing her to him

Kim all the way.

Ok I have made my pick...all 3..
plastic drop cloth
tub of butter/lard/wesson
lots of shots
pregame shit talking
ding ding
its on hefer wresling