Beyonce Representing The "Sistahs inna Bikini" Community! Ow!
Friday, October 3rd, 2008 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Moe
Photo Credit: Juan Garces / Splash NewsBeyonce's was getting some much needed R&R in luxurious South Beach earlier today. Here are pics of B taking a brief stroll on the beach with a five---yes, as in, not one, two, three, or four, BUT FIVE---security guard entourage! I guess the security detail comes with the territory if you're gonna bounce around in public sporting an 18 carat diamond wedding ring & you also happen to be rapper Jay-Z's wifie,
The next month or so is turning out to be huge for Beyonce. Before dropping her third solo album on Nov. 18th, the former Destiny's Child member will bombard U.S. radio waves on Oct. 14th with two singles, "If I Were a Boy" and "Single Ladies," so get your iPods ready, ladies!
Here's the B rolling with her security buddies:
Photo Credit: Juan Garces / Splash News
All that security is to keep her away from the Bon Bons and hotel buffet.
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She would be so beautiful if she lost some weight and dyed her hair back to her natural color black. I just saw dreamgirls a few days ago and she looked great there skinny and with dark hair....
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I think when she's back on tour, she'll be looking great again...this is her r&r look, so give the diva a break!
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i think she looks great
her curves are amasing
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damn that ring is nice
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She needs to layoff the carbs - Fugly
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wOw. Thatsa man fayce.
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legs are all ashy and chunjy looking,for someone who dances they are not really nice,needs implants i bet she has a pretty pussy thoughg,nothing hanging
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Her arms are just a tad too fat. Yes, I know Megan Fox's are too, but I'm willing to overlook it for her because her waist is so tiny. Beyonce has a fat arm/normal waist combo which is what is giving the impression that she could stand to lose a few.
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I do really like her legs though, especially in the very first picture.
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you disgusting bitch, have you no shame, showing off your butt naked ass like that in your profile bitch you attention whore
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Shut up, this was betwen ABC and I. She didn't do anything to you. Her profile and photo is irrelevant to our Beyonce argument.
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maria is ugly and should not be on this site, she is only 17, get out of here ugly girl!
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you shut up loose whore
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shes a wanna be fashionista
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c'mon guys she doesn't look fat at all!
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How many security people would she need if she was decent looking and had any real talent??
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The baddest bitch is back! Haters bow down, if you're "meh" step aside. *steps aside*
Agrees with Moe. Give it a minute, she'll be back to fighting shape in no time just to piss you off even more than usual.
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She looks great as it is, just cos you cant see her bones sticking out of her skin like you can with most models eg v beckham
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Was that comment directed towards me? Because Moe responded to my comment...
Well I'm not a hater and I won't be "pissed off" if she gets into shape. I am entitled to my own opinions and that does not make me a hater. Beyonce is overweight and out of shape...End of story.
You can clearly see excess fat on her arms, thighs, and waist. That's not healthy. Every healthy person is supposed to have body fat, but not a lot to the point where there is visible flab on your body.
And I hate how people confuse overweight with "curvy". Being curvy means 1) Having a naturally curvy bone structure (good hip to waist ratio, etc) 2) Having natural, healthy fat deposits in the right places (In beyonce's case her arms and waist are too fat and her "feminine" features like her hips, thighs, and ass also have excessive fat beyond healthy feminine nature)
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lol women like you amuse me. You clearly have issues if you think a woman with a BMI of 22.6 is overweight.
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And just a sidenote: while it's true that everyone is entitled to their own opinions, if you state yours as dogmatically and arrogantly as I've seen you do more than once, you're gonna encounter some resistance. Also, you're gonna come across as a total and complete bitch. Maybe that's your internet persona and it doesn't translate to real life, but I just thought you might be aware of that in case you ever wonder why people aren't giving a shit what it is you have to say.
Have a good day!:D:D
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I don't see how anyone could think my opinions come across as arrogant. They are just opinions, I think people just take them too personally. I never said my opinions are the only valid ones. I'm just leaving comments on here like everyone else and people seem to take offense to my comments and respond back to me. If they have the right to call me a "hater", I have every right to get angry and respond back to them and maybe my anger in my responses may come across as "arrogant" to some people.
And no, none of this translates to real life. I'm not half as judgmental in real life as I am on this site. I'm one of the nicest, sweetest people you'd ever meet (Well...on the outside... but then i'm really a twofaced bitch deep down.... hahaa just kidding :P ) but then again, this IS the bastardly, right?
And it seems that some people are giving a shit what it is I have to say or else they wouldn't feel the need to respond to my comments.
G'day, mate. ;)
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ABC is also a nasty fat bitch, that's why she gets offended and feels the need to respond
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Umm actually she's not fat. I've seen a few photos that she's had posted up on her profile in the past and she's pretty skinny. Let's leave our looks out of this. This "fight" was about Beyonce and ONLY Beyonce...No need to get personal.
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B never appealed to me
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All that security for what? No doubt she's already in a private resort with people who don't give 2 shits about her. I think it's just an ego stroke "Oh look how important I am to have 5 meatheads around me."
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Yeah and hardly anyone would recognize her not all done up. Still looks good enough for me, but she doesn't look like Beyonce here. It's like she has 5 bodyguards so people will recognize her.
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A bit chubby but I would still dip into that chocolate truffle like a starved man.
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Jeezus. That rock would sink two Titanics.
She looks good here. She's relaxed and it shows.
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What's up with the hair?
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I was wonderin' the same damn thing.
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The Hater-ade is flowin' freely I see. Look, Beyonce is not a size zero, Olive Oyl, runway model. If flat-chest females with the hips of a 12 year old boy are your thing, go join NAMBLA. Personally, I like a woman with a little thickness, but that's just me...
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Stop calling people haters. We are all entitled to our own preferences. Beyonce is out of shape and thats a fact. I don't like anorexic women with male bodies, but I don't like chunky women either.
I think Kim Kardashian's new improved figure is perfect. She's curvy, but toned.
I also like Leighton Meester. She's not too skinny. She has great hips and a round ass.
I also think Kelly Brook has a wonderful hourglass curvy figure. And of course, how could I forget Halle Berry (especially before the baby)? Her body is to die for.
You don't have to be overweight and out of shape like Beyonce to be feminine and curvy. Now stop calling us all haters.
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I will say it again because it is worth mentioning. You clearly have issues if you think a woman with a BMI of 22.6 is overweight. I never thought I'd say these words, but: step away from The Bastardly. It is clearly distorting your version or warping your perception of reality. Go spend some time around real people for awhile, lady.
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+1
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"Beyonce is not a size zero..." True - However its obvious that she is a bit chunky if some people are into that its fine that's a subjective preference . I like chocolate not vanilla, that doesn't mean that vanilla isn't any good just my preference. However, the fact is Beyonce is cherubic, plump and a seems like she is gaining some weight.
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Maria ,I agree with you on " Having natural, healthy fat deposits in the right places ". That's exactly right.
But "And I hate how people confuse overweight with "curvy". Being curvy means 1) Having a naturally curvy bone structure (good hip to waist ratio, etc" isn't exactly true, although this is what I thought was the case my entire life until I took Human anatomy where I saw real human skeletons. Trust me all female skeletons hips to waist ratio , ON THE BONE LEVEL look practically the same. It really has to do how your body deposits fat, and this is hereditary also. Some ppl tend to put on fat around their midsection the most like Britney spears some don't. I think Kim's new improved figure is to die for she is pure perfection. Beyonce's body , Im not hater but come on what is so special about her body ? She is not proportional at all, her boobs are small and her ass is huge and thats not how its suppose to be, I dont know why she's growing that ass for ?? If her boobs aren't catching up.
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Beyonce performs at the Bermuda Music Festival on last Thursday. A friggin' whale, this one is. (sarcasm=off)
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Damn blog sites who don't allow hot linking!
Again,
If that's fat, I proudly accept my title as a chubby chaser...
DAMN! proudly.
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That's pretty hot. How old is she now anyway? Her skin is amazing and she looks really strong but feminine.
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I don't know. I'm not a stan, but I do like the package.
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wtf? her bodys ugly, your praising this pic like its hot
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These pictures are just bad. She looks really tired and her hair color is not natural, and therefore probably majorly clashes with her skin, making her face look flushed and really bad without makeup.
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whats her excuse for that manly face than?
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5 bodyguards? especially when you don't even look like yourself here? Who is going to recognize you when you look like shit and attack you that only 5 people can protect you? Face is below average without make-up and looks manly...body has never been hot to me anyways...bottom line: I can't stand this bitch, and she needs to get over herself.
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Did she loose weight? But she still looks like a bimbo.
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She is so beautiful. I love to masturbate and am unembarrassed and uashamed I do it. I masturbate to many women, and I have to say it is so goooood when I do it over Beyonce. She is just such a pretty woman from her head to her toes!
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