Bikini Clad Alicia Keys Shows Off Her Thunder Thighs in Australia!
Monday, December 22nd, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped at a pimped out hotel in sunny Perth, Australia.If you're expecting to see hot bikini bods, stop here & move on to pics of various VS Angels running around in Miami Beach, but if voluptuous chocolate-flavored bods are your thing, then pics of Alicia Keys sitting poolside in luxurious Australia will definitely do the trick.
The Grammy Award winning diva was spotted eating greens, fruits & sipping what looks like tomato soup while she enjoyed some much-needed R&R in sunny Australia! We've always poked fun at Alicia's legs (it's our job, damn it!!), so it's nice to see that she's doing something about the growing problem. Let's hope Ms. Keys can eat her way to a bikini bod like Beyonce was sporting last year!
Here's a closer look at Alicia's delicious thighs...
YUMMY, YUMMY!
To be honest, her body doesnt look bad at all.
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I wanna make in rain in those thighs!
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*Make it Rain*
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If you put your head between those thighs, you can hear the thunder.
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She's hot. Meat>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Bones.
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I wonder why moon crickets want to get darker?
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Bitch's bone structure ain't cut out to look like a 12 year old girl after the age of 12. Looks fine to me. Only a faggot who jerks off to 5'11" 90lb runway bitches FABULOUS figures would make fun of this chick.
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You idiots really need a new line. "Only a faggot blah blah blah." Seriously. New material.
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Thanks, I was just gonna say that. Fat girls need a new line.
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Would "Only pussy ass pussies blah blah blah." work?
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True dat. Alicia is luscious. "Thunder thighs", my ass.
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Fried chicken? Little racist ain't it?
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I'd tear that shit up.
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Yeah, cuz you're a fag.
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Thick and fat but I would. But I am known for my low standards. I should be ashamed of myself.
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She's got great skin and a beautiful face, curves are always good but she's a bit TOO bottom heavy to me. She's hardly fat, just not enough on top to balance out the bottom.
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That fried chicken comment is ridiculous... I guess living in this world you have to learn tolerance for ignorance.
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If by "learn tolerance for ignorance" you mean "loosen the fuck up," then yes. I get made fun of like nobody's business when people find out I like sci-fi and go to Comic-Con, but do you see me bitching all like, "Waah, that's so ignorant and prejudiced"? No. It's just a joke. It might not be a very funny joke, but you don't have to take everything in life so damn seriously.
It's the Bastardly. This is the same site that does a "sexual relations" post whenever two people are photographed together. It's just for fun, people.
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Finally we have someone with some brains! Kudos bro
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How about you loosen the fuck up and don't lecture me about my opinions. Why are you taking my one sentence that has nothing what so ever to do with you so seriously, you'd think I just insulted you. I happen to think racist comments are ignorant, and you want to bash me for saying something about it... go watch some sci-fi...
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BEING A COMPLETE LOSER/NERD IS A TAD DIFFERENT TO LABELLING PEOPLE WITH RACIAL SLURS AND PREJUDICES U ABSOLUTE
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She actually looks better w/out clothes than she does with...she's a beautiful girl.
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"Fried Chicken." Wow, that's incredibly racist. I'm done with this site.
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"...done with this site." Your an Uncertified Bastard douchebag!
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When they reference an Adriana Lima post with "BBQ'd ribs dipped in mayonnaise" you can come back.
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I usally agree with bastardly on most things but I just don't get why you hate on alica keys and I don't get that comment.
She is fine in every way and most of the 'other' people are not even close to her league... not just because she is stunning but career wise aswell.
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She´s not fat!!! I guess she´s not even overweight, is just that some people is so used to see stick skinny - emaciated women out there that you think that is normal and is not!
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I agree, she's not fat, she's disfigured. Top half is skinny, bottom is obese.
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Okay, don't go too far now. She's not fat, she's thick but she's still overweight. I think she looks good but that doesn't change the fact that she's overweight and most models are very much underweight. Don't go around making this the "norm" because then obese people would only be "slightly overweight".
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No, I´m not sayin that it is ok to be obese or overwight because is not, but standars are so high now, that any woman that weighs more than 125 is looked at differently.
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Only by people who adhere to social standards because they can't think for themselves (i.e. most of the Bastardly community.)
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A very good candidate for some late night straight pipe...Girl is hot...
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Good voice, UGLY legs. She's seriously giving Beyonce a run for her money where nasty fat tree trunk legs are concerned. Much like Lily Allen, Alicia is completely flat chested, yet has the lower body of a fat girl. Fat girls with no boobs are so unfortunate! You better be eating those string beans girl.
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I agree that fried chickn thing is a bit racist but to be honest she looks like that's all she eats. I mean in order to get thighs like that that's all you gotta be eating.
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ORRRRRR GENETICALLY PREDISPOSED TO STORE MOST OF HER FAT IN THE LOWER PART OF HER BODY?
CAN SHE CHANGE THAT AND MAKE IT GO TO HER BOOBS INSTEAD?
FOCK NOOOOOO OTHERWISE WE'D ALL HAVE OUR DREAM BODIES IF THAT COULD HAPPEN. FOOL!
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why is that man with her wearing a woman's bathing suit?
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'Cause she squeezed his head between her thighs till he agreed to wear it!
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Racist my ass! To "be done" with this site because of linking Alicia Keyes to soul food? Get the fuck outta here!
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Those are some nasty ass legs. She needs to lose about 20 lbs and do some serious leg exercises to tone those tree trunks.
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she dont care bout what you white guys think black guys love her thats all that matter
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yeah it does actually cuz she's half white
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yall think alicia is ugly but yall like girls like paris hilton
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if she got implants and dropped 40lbs ...
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Alicia has a gorgeous face and I don't see anything wrong with her body here. She's a really talented singer.
Are they eating soup? Who eats soup by the pool?
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She pounded 5 Big Macs in the hotel room before coming out, then orders the healthy food......"See, I eat well!".....methinks not Miss Keys!
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Can I get a witness...cuz I'd hit that thickness!
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Hallelujah
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You Know It!!!
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she did some award show sometime ago oh and the today show. she was looking mighty thick. which is fine for whoever
she looks like she lost 40 pounds. she looks fine in these pics. and now fine for me.
of course i prob wouldn't kick her out of bed 40 lbs ago
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ALICIA IS FUCKING FAT. ALICIA IS FUCKING UGLY, ALICIA IS FUCKING FUGLY. ALICIA BITCH. ALICIA CUNT. ALICIA SLUT. ALICIA WHORE.
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Really Bastardly? "Fried Chicken"??!!? Did I actually just read that on a site I love, respect & have frequented for faaark knows how long?
Uh-uh. Not cool dudes. Not cool :(
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You must be new here.
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if she had boobs and slightly wider shoulders, that lower body would look bangin. Jessica Alba's upper body with thighs and ass look great!
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do men prefer model chicken legs with the space in between or thick legs with a bit of hips?
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It seems the knock-kneed variety gets all the love on the Bastardly. I just can't get behind the Olive Oyl look.
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Okay, so Stone you are a fucking moron. Did you really just compare the hardships of being black to the same hardships suffered for being a nerd? OH MY GOD. That is just the dumbest shit i've ever heard, and to the guy below him calling him a genius PUT DOWN THE FUCKING BONG. You are extremely arrogant and so obviously a skinny little white nazi. Anyway, to slightly contradict myself what was so damn racist about the fried chicken joke? Maybe (out of my own naive mind) It wasn't a reference to her being black but a reference to her being fat and fried chicken would be one of the first things that comes to yourh ead when you think of what fat people would stereotypically eat. But if it was a race joke, how is that comment any different to a black man like Eddie Murphy or Chris Rock very explicitly making a joke about a white person? I mean it's always the case, why the fuck are white people absoloutely forbidden to crack a joke about a black guy but black people can throw white jokes like spit? It was a very very mild joke in the first place that's been used a million times in all forms of media to no discontent from anyone.
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"why the fuck are white people absoloutely forbidden to crack a joke about a black guy but black people can throw white jokes like spit"
White people haven't been persecuted by black people for the last 400 years in America. I think generally most people grant black comedians a little leniency because of that.
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I know it can seem like a double standard but blacks were slaves for a couple hundred years and even after freed were followed by unimaginable hardships for years to come so you could say they have earned it. I think a lot of you are being uptight about it though. Its all in fun. I can see how it could offend people who are sensitive about that. Yet The Bastardly makes fun of that bai ling chick with jokes like "me wov you wong time" & I have rarely read anyone bitch about that. I could care less if jokes were made about white people on here, but I'm more laid back than a lot of people
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Complain all you want. That just means more Alicia for me. See that band-aid on her left shoulder? That's where I bit down a bit too hard in the heat of the moment. I do hope she forgives me and lets me take another crack at that ass.
Ok, back to the reality of my cubicle with no heat when it's -2 outside. There's vacationing in Australia and then there's crunching numbers 3 days before Christmas.
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I never realised Miss Keys was so...thick. She's got the lower body of the kind of chick you see on the cover of King magazine. If she had actual breasts she wouldnt look so deformed. I personally found the fried chicken comment mildly amusing and not racial at all, since fat americans regardless of race seem to love fried chicken.
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Shall I add you to the anti-american list?
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How many are on that list now? LOL!
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There are the racist, the anti-American crowd, and the racist anti-American group. I'm still collecting the data, but I'll let you know. lol
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I'm glad you're organized. I can't keep up anymore. It'll be easier to list the non-racists and the pro-Americans.
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Maybe I should just stick them all in the ignorant category and be done with it. It's all the same.
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Yeah, you right!
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With all due respect, Ace, kindly fuck off. Is it not true that America is the fattest nation on earth? And when most people think of fat americans they think of buckets of greasy fried chicken. If that offends, sorry. It was just a simple harmless statement that i didnt think could possibly be construed as 'anti-american.' Take the stick out your ass. If youre going to attack me for a harmless statement like that, then maybe you should attack every blatantly racist comment in this post. I mean, its only fair. I neither love america nor hate it. I am indifferent to america. But please dont act all high and mighty like you are some moral consience, this website is not the place to do that. I am not at all anti american, and i dont appreciate you saying such a ridiculous thing without knowing me personally. So no, dont add me to the list. Just stop being so damn uptight. Happy holidays, and you have a peachy day, sugar!xxx
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"With all due respect, Ace, kindly fuck off" That's a passive-aggressive statement, don't you think? Yes, it is true that America is the fattest nation on earth. I haven't heard the stereotype that fat Americans love buckets of greasy fried chicken. That's a new one. I just asked you a question, but you took it as an attack. Maybe you need to take that stick out of your ass! If you say you are not anti-american, that's cool with me. Happy holidays to you, too.
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BASTARDLY..U GUYS ARE BECOMING A JOKE.
DONT MAKE IT OUT LIKE THIS IS NOT HOT....SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE DOESNT THROW UP HER MEALS SO WHAT?
F U K THIS SITE SHITS ME.
THATS RIGHT PRAISE MIRANDA KERR (WHOM I HAPPEN TO KNOW I WENT TO ALL HALLOWS WITH HER) WHOSE FUKN TINY!!! PRETTY BUT BODY OF A 12 YEAR OLD BOY. AND THEN WE GET THIS FOR ALICIA KEYS?
CMON MAYNEEEEEEEEEEE WHERE DA JUSTICE AT :)
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Ok, so instead of fried chicken think of french fries.... er... I meant freedom fries. Now everyone happy?
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I'm partial to fried ocean perch, myself.
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Now that's insulting to the French.
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She's kind of like the black Lily Allen?
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good thing she can sing for he's legs like the 2nd string left guard at Penn State
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While not completely racist, the fried chicken crack is one of many stupid stereotypes commonly attributed to black people. Some others are watermelon, welfare, saying one resembles a monkey etc. Many black people get offended when it happens and I find it reasonable. I'm sure the maker of this site entry was aware of what they were doing when they specifically chose those words as a crack.
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The watermelons don't look particularly juicy in that case.
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You can tell she's a Mutt; She's White from the waist up - real pretty, but pure Primate from the waist down with those THUNDER THIGHS
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Main Entry: pri·mate
Pronunciation: \?pr?-?m?t or especially for 1 -m?t\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English primat, from Anglo-French, from Medieval Latin primat-, primas archbishop, from Latin, leader, from primus
Date: 13th century
1 often capitalized : a bishop who has precedence in a province, a group of provinces, or a nation
2 archaic : one first in authority or rank : leader
3 [New Latin Primates, from Latin, plural of primat-, primas] : any of an order (Primates) of mammals that are characterized especially by advanced development of binocular vision, specialization of the appendages for grasping, and enlargement of the cerebral hemispheres and that include humans, apes, monkeys, and related forms (as lemurs and tarsiers)
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Damn! She fools me every time when she's not wearing her mitre!
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You should have put HUMANS in bold so that the white racist assholes can plainly see that we're all primates, regardless of our skin color.
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I guess I gave it/them too much credit for having sense enough to see that. It won't happen again. ;)
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You idiots...Must be a bunch of ugly teenagers and old nerds on here. Alicia doesn't even eat Chicken you foolish fags. She only eats fish and veggies, which is why she's eating it now. Get a life, get your fat asses up off the computer, and stop hating.
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Shouldn't she have been thinner if that were the case?
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If she still eats sugars and salts then no. Fried Chicken isn't the only fattening food.
She stopped eating meat when she was a child because her friends father told her how they were killed. You should look it up. I've also met her in person, she is very tiny.
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shut up stupid, you sound like a stalker. You don't know what she eats.
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You don't have to be a stalker to read. If you read more than just blogs that gossip, you'll find out more information about the people you love to hate on.
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Look, the bottom line with Ms. Keys is that she's a very beautiful woman, but she only looks weird is because she looks Black, but is built like a White girl, meaning she has wide hips, but no ass and no tits. Hence the confusion here.
Which is why White girls look better when they're skinny and most Black and Latino women look better when they have some meat on their bones. Alicia's trapped in the middle. She's got the best of both worlds in the features department, but body wise she's built like a very plain White girl.
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Wow thanks for the explanation and the stereotypes.
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LOL Thought I was the only one noticing that.
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I agree with most of what you said, But the flat chested part. White women can have natural large breasts. Large Breasts is not a black or hispanic thing. Not to make fun of asian women but flat chestedness is usually their feature. But YES I am aware that there are asian women with boobs out there. Anything is possible. I go by what the majority is. Omarosa was always very flat chested. Drew Barrymore and Punky Brewster were very large breasted. I've never seen that problem on an asian women.
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