Bikini Clad Mariah Carey Does June, 2008 Vibe Magazine
Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

FOX 411 Confirms: Mariah Carey Is Married
Call her Mrs. Cannon. Mariah Carey indeed married actor Nick Cannon last week down in the Bahamas.
Even though there were several unsourced reports at the end of last week, I can now confirm the wedding did take place.
Carey, according to her friends, is "blissful." [Fox News]
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Where is Mariah? All I see is Photoshop.
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Let me know when she gets a personality transplant and then maybe I'll take a second look at her. She tries way too hard!
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weenieroast, she did lose weight recently, and her skin always looked great!
i think she looks smashin!
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I think the cover is definetly photoshopped but the other pics look natural. I love Mariah but why the hell did she marry Nick Cannon. Out of all the guys she could have in the world. And she only knew him for 6 weeks before they got married. Ahhhhhh!!
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That body can make any man happy.
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...meh!
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her body looks great just her face is kinda off
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I think Mariah always looks weird. She has nice features but all together it looks wrong.
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UGLY AND FUGLY. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
-AHAHAHAHAHA.
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